This page is making me feel unsafe

I feel cheated

whatever im guessing and im gonna say that this is the 503rd comment

nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Damn It

I had been keeping track of all my comments by leaving myself comments for each 100th increment. I forgot to check how close I was and I think I just lost track of it after nearly 4 months because of a quiky ticky joke

i deeply hate my existence

im just waiting for a quiky ticky myspace page

wait until my mp3 updates. the "soundscape" i made is godly

i feel like im going to get murdered..

Bro, I do the same thing. I'll log on my account and just leave the tab open.

any OG's remember this page?

what chickens?

would you like some wasabi with those chickens

I get that a lot, but like 50% of the time I just leave the tab open so I show up as online. I managed to bootleg an autoclicker on an android emulator so it automatically keeps me online by reloading or clicking a new tab until my laptop turns off

s0 very online

At first I had discovered a new fwiend...now I have discovered a new hunger. Thx 4 the chickN

racist? how is it racist?...

racist?

racist vine
but good as well

Vine of the day: "Two brooss chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay."

How do you predict what CSS Jaden will use? All of them are too unique.

update on my css blog and I need your opinions please go there

chimken

vine of the day: "Yo, how much money do you have?" "69 cents" "AYE, you know what that means?" "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

hope you enjoyed my ted talk thank you your welcome

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hAsZCTL__lo/maxresdefault.jpg

i ate a whole chicken when it was alive

not only kfc, all types of chicken. chicken pot pie, korean bbq chicken, chicken masala stew, chicken nuggies, chicken tenders, fried chicken etc

i like KFC

thank you for the delivery jaden :) 10/10 satisfied

Sorry for the late response but welcome to "Team Perot" tm c. We are currently running a poll on who our fweiends think should be our pick for Vice President from these picks: Kanye West, Rick Ro$$, Mike Pence, Hillary Clinton, and The o. Respond to this on who should be le VP.
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Thank you for the add!

better be heree >:(

these things take time, im on it now

wheres my delivery jaden >:(

now its all chicken

hi jaden desmond

I am The Foot Man

The fact that this chicken isnt real does not stop the fact that I am hungry.
Also sick moves bro.

thats some great music

can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
...
sourpatch kids watermelon with a side of kitkats and an extra large starburst to drink

It's a little celebratory day for our fellow Femboys or to dress more feminine, nothing serious ( :

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what can I say, I evoke feelings in people they never knew they had.

mmhm you scare me..

first of all, bruh
second, "sometimes"?!?
this happens often?

sometimes i have dreams of jaden eating head off and then spits me out and eats my again then it does the same thing over and over and over again

aight I got chu, you trynna have sum sour patch kids watermelon, or maybe some starburst? is it kit kats u feelin today? i got it all, and more

lemme get sum dat candee

nope dont deserve it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/709075655752417316/713187239399522424/edit_this_image_secret_message.png

you dont deserve a toe reveal..

Jaaaeaedddaeen Desmuuounouound?????????

done

i expect my delivery on my birthday

gotchu

25,000.

hmm venmo?

25

hmm how much

you can have tyler's younger brother

i- do you have any extra kids in the back...

also its still 10:13 pm May 21st my time, and i just hit 1,300 fwiends, so thats a pretty epic birthday gift from the myspace sqaud. and thanks for all the birthday wishes.

that was last year

its funny before i read it was your birthday i thought you were selling kids now...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ( my birthday is in 3 days we got close birthdays! )
:)

a little bit late, but happy birthday! OWO

happy birthday!

Hey happy birthday!

ｈａｐｐｙ ｂｉｒｔｈｄａｙ， ｊａｄｅｎｎｎｎｎｎｎ ！！！♡♡

happy birthday!

thank you jxoredo

It's your birthday
happy 15'th birthday

!ugly chair

oooh chair

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Fun fact: there are more dead people on earth than chairs

thank you for these shocking statistics, they should make a documentary on it

There are allegedly around 5.7 millions Danes, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent. To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Danes. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Denmark doesn't exist.

thanks?

Omg man you're a genius ahah

Hey xD

bruh I love this css XD

I Falling

table

bruh
and im not lame you are

i only accepted to say that you are lame and we have skriptz running to decline all friend requests from you

What type of chairs Nook

i found a guy on reddit who is sexually attracted to chairs what are your opinions on this

Wanna buy a chair from our store for c h a i r bells?

Check out the Oreo ice cream sandwich
https://www.klondikebar.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/49/2019/06/oreo-ice-cream-sandwich.png?x14477

you truly are a furniture god

i hate it when i move my chair and it starts singing bohemian rhapsody how can i stop this

Knife

anime jesus

I would say I do happen to possess some immaculate css, although if I had to decide on what page has the best css I would without a doubt say death_by_penis. his current css is godly with all of its easter eggs and he consistently has great vibes and layouts. best myspace page is d_b_p.

BREAKING NEWS, Jaden Desmond has a thing as far as Spoons and Chairs
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I like chairs and spoons

Jaden Prince Desmond did nothing wrong. free a homie #FreeJadenD

the coolest person between new york city and san antonio

who is r u?

it's fine, you shouldn't be held accountable for the mistakes of others

Sorry that was my other half, hash. I am not affiliated with him.