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About me:

Put your phone in the microwave before looking any further

https://i.imgur.com/2EJra5o.png
Active Jadenism Follower and Preacher of Jadenism

Our Dear Leader Jaden

https://i.imgur.com/r8fQ1nw.png

Boneless Wings, with a Boneless Pizza with a Boner with someone else in my life is all I dream of.

I listen to a lot of Kanye.

I like skateboarding by myself.

I sit in my room dreaming of alternate universes.

Code for sum Pizza

PHP webdev...
Conspiracy Theorist
check out my baby da anonymouspost

https://theanonymouspost.com/

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ikurai
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that's fucked up :( f πŸ˜”

colin
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Water
1606275391000

nice page dawg

tizianna
1606274851000

well
its not ready yet!!!!
im still working on it!!!!!!
secks will be GONE

tizianna
1606274138000

what are you talking about, grand scheme = non-existent

psichedelico
1606251941000

np <3

ikurai
1606193974000

!!!!!!!! thanks?!?!?!?!?! :)

Lo-Fi Boy
1606192897000

Lovee the numbers!!

Uncoiled Tunic
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Uncoiled Tunic
1606192434000

The numbers, mason, what do they mean?!

Uncoiled Tunic
1606192321000

Thanks for add!! Very cool page!

Kadence
1606155725000

About ya comment, what's Jaden thanking me for? Lol.

Kadence
1606146467000

Hail Hydra!--I mean, Jaden!

Unknown Fox
1606083866000

shut up

hehpilled
1606040897000

Wait Sonny, you have my personal assurance that I'm gonna get you your money back!
(also holy shit you recognise the song, OG)

cashmoney
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i love numbers

whetherhemmy
1605821842000

sorry papi

whetherhemmy
1605818982000

i am a jadenist

divona
1605815667000

ty ceiling cat <3333

CONTRA
1605811983000

thx for the add n comment! ur page is great lol

divona
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my cat likes toes </3

xXSplitXX
1605810989000

the BEE GODS would definitely side with Jadenism if we free their subjects :33 they will be very useful soldiers against CRAM

randomtrash
1605810616000

heyyyyyyyyyy nice to meet ya too

hehpilled
1605773125000

i put my phone in the microwave and now its broken ;_;

yunggook
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redkyoin
1605746743000

sure, give me the lighter

redkyoin
1605746637000

CGHHHH PSHHHH

geemp3
1605746221000

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!

......
...../==o;;;;;;;;[]
.....), β€”-.(() /
....// (..) ), β€”--"
...////
..////
WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE!!!!

Zonemaster
1605745864000

was riding my hoverboard home and 20 cramians tried to jump me

took them out using my OFFICIAL LEGEND OF ZELDA BRANDED MASTER SWORDβ„’

ruthless nation....

Kanye West
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Justin Bieber
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https://myspace.windows93.net/u/262/avatar.jpg
that's not how you stop being a virgin

j0cko_h0mo
1605724396000

im walter jr from breaking bad

Unknown Fox
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nips

nipples

Unknown Fox
1605719137000

spim

Unknown Fox
1605718878000

smip

whetherhemmy
1605708735000

would you consider joining our party if i asked nicely

whetherhemmy
1605709049000

new twitter users beware of this man: he let me suck his dick to let CRAM stay alive, and that was not very heterosexual of him

johncassavetesbabe
1605701346000

the first afro-latinx asian indigenous president will be a Biden ! i promise to swirl my way into making that a reality <3

johncassavetesbabe
1605700885000

the biden seed doesnt see race.

except white women fuck white women on goddd !!!

johncassavetesbabe
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johncassavetesbabe
1605682804000

rate da pussy from hillary clinton πŸ‘Ž 2 Diamond from Magic City β­’β€Ώβ­’

j0cko_h0mo
1605682787000

you took jill biden

johncassavetesbabe
1605681021000

my fuckin dad is being a bitch smh :/

hehpilled
1605680762000

This lad has 2 nostril blunts, based.

j0cko_h0mo
1605679834000

hunter biden

xXSplitXX
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xXSplitXX
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oh lord,,,, i think i might have to pick CRAM im so sorry lord jaden

strawbaby
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um what

xXSplitXX
1605661387000

the bee gods r fine with honey flavored CRAM because its CRAM and CRAM is amazing

balls
1605660577000

no no no no no i dont work for the nsa

balls
1605660428000

edward snowden likes cock

weebman
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cockdoodle

weebman
1605659367000

cockpoop

weebman
1605659308000

cok

Everett Feldt IV
1605646074000

what if jadenism and bommunism were friends doe

Tyler
1605641112000

is this what pog feels like???

whetherhemmy
1605617787000

i don't pay or harass anyone; they come to me. they swarm. CRAM is just too good yanno

Marsie uwu
1605609436000

the matrix is here πŸ‘©β€πŸ’»
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj12LaDvwKA

hehpilled
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Unknown Fox
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xXSplitXX
1605560478000

the bees are SUPER pissed >:O

j0cko_h0mo
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πŸ‘οΈ true anon
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Unknown Fox
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j0cko_h0mo
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Unknown Fox
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retard

Jaden Desmond
1605552654000

that custom blueberry cram got on my good side

whetherhemmy
1605550690000

i will call the police on you stop following me around

yunggook
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whetherhemmy
1605542680000

I am stealing the the ice cream CRAM idea. Also man, you good now? Last blog got us a lil concerned ngl.

redkyoin
1605523744000

I hope you catch the 19 covids

koala71783
1605480598000

how to i enter cult/

tizianna
1605473444000

bro penis

Jaden Desmond
1605466170000

I like the sound of that, although I must be honest with you, I've been grounded since October 30th, 2019, 8:28 am. I can't use any social media and I've kept myspace and discord on the down-low

Jaden Desmond
1605465608000

personally think twitter is kinda cringe but ill put up with it if means promoting this cult

Jaden Desmond
1605462381000

done

Jaden Desmond
1605461727000

strawberry flavored toilet paper

Jaden Desmond
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bro why did you tell them 😠😠
also about the cult we should base it around sandpaper, lawnmowers, and aunt jemima maple syrup

Unknown Fox
1605459365000

obamas cock is based

Unknown Fox
1605458721000

yes, why?

Unknown Fox
1605457967000

yo momma is so british
she went to hell

redkyoin
1605457794000

yes!!!

redkyoin
1605457777000

nah, I honestly just want a sandwich :'0

redkyoin
1605457549000

you should make me a sandwich then

redkyoin
1605457200000

you won't be alive 4 too long

redkyoin
1605445473000

dirt and worms

redkyoin
1605443496000

EXACTLY!!! you really know what's up B)

redkyoin
1605423853000

Chris is hot!!!!

Joseph Stalin
1605415513000

putin is a damn cutthroat scavenger... but yeah, i'll tell him when i see him

Jaden Desmond
1605397052000

that reminds me of the time i traded a bag of my hair for soulja podsβ„’ then later bought the hair back for 20$

Unknown Fox
1605395730000

nah the skeleton is too big to be lego yoda

koala71783
1605392933000

ow well my cats have no collars also you should see if it goes home by its self if not bring to vet and they can check

koala71783
1605392774000

i dont know does it have a owner

Unknown Fox
1605384951000

:(

Unknown Fox
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where is obama pussy

redkyoin
1605384598000

yes, we rock n roll all night and party everyday

redkyoin
1605384360000

of course I do!!! they're pretty common here

redkyoin
1605384061000

yes, also dreaming

redkyoin
1605383876000

we're both in the eternal state of ??????????? I see lol

redkyoin
1605383744000

what did I even say wrong??!! :'0

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