"I am down so badly 👍"
19 years old
One of the OGs of the site.
Big Halo fan.
Nu metal fan, never forget Fred Durst 🙏✊
Here is my discord if you ever want to say hi: LivinInMyGarage#1393
My Minecraft texture pack: https://www.planetminecraft.com/texture-pack/livin-s-armor-and-weapons-retextures/
"The only thing you've ever cared about in your life is nugs, chillin', and grindage." - Dave
"Your Ass, My Size-24 Hoof!"
"Roads closed pizza boy. Find another way home."
"Mind over splatter bro!"
"I'm the pizza delivery dude, the dude with the food!"
"Attention all shoppers we have an elite preferred species guy in aisle 12!"
"Jesus sounds like sausage if you say it backwards."
"Try tongue, but hole!"
"Say hello to that round mound of pound." - Vin Diesel
"¡pooƃ ʇou sᴉ sᴉɥ┴ ˙˙˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ɯɐ I"
"If Gordon Ramsey was to test her taste, then he would tell me 'she's a fine soufflé'"
"Lag makes baby Jesus cry!"
"El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?"
"There is no first, we get it and that's it!"
"Nothing can stop a team... except another team!"
"I don't like Corn Dogs, but I do like Korn, dawg!"
"There's holes in my crocs so my swag can breathe!"
"If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can become lost in the sauce." - Gucci Mane
"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"
"Turns out I would download a car."
"You know your car is slow when it has a blue circle with the letters F-O-R-D in it!"
"She's lump, she's lump, she's in my head!"
"Movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches."
"You see a bigger ship coming, you get the fuck outta the way!"
"Dance, God. Dance! We made you up and we can take you down!"
"No one owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death." - William S. Burroughs
"Warning: Hitchhikers may have Jet Packs!"
"I...me...me is Grate."
"XP? I level up during my sleep bum ass."
"Run that back ⏪⏪⏪"
"Ripping out a big one 🍑💨"
"That's an outfit that says 'Please don't rob me'" - Hari
"Happy 4/20 guys, make sure to get blasted off some bubonic chronic. I am typing this from the state penitentiary, so please smoke it up for me." - Solipsism
"Smokin on this Fauci pack got me fartin expeditiously." - William
"Let's hear white boy's bars right quick!" - Mikey
"I'm so cracked I'm retarded." - Randy
"One time I looked up naked boobs, you'll never guess what's on there." - Squamiel
"That man appears to have breasts."
"Stop asking me why I'm a grumpy forklift operator. I don't ask why you're so stupid!"
"What if there was a white [REDACTED] in the NFL?" - Dan Quinn on stevia
"My grandpa found out he has male breast cancer, so I played him Chief Keef. Make America go hard again!" - Rylee Reid
"Fuck you, I'm going to the DMV and fucking your dad." - Reverend Johnny
"I didn't cuss, don't misquote me you inbred." - also Reverend Johnny
"Dr. Gino helped my dad find a wife." - Nirvu
"White boys don't wear socks lol." - Sneak
"I'm the gamemaster, playing you like Halo. Teabagging your corpse cuz you so lamo!" - Me
"I'm talkin' now, so listen up commander. I see you defacing my name, that's called slander. Trying to keep up? Let me get you a Nissan, cuz I'll be all like bye son!" - Me
cool fish wid tha cone
(and also anyone that is sharp as a marble 😉)
Flaccid Pancake to be featured next!!!
you look cool
*I used to play it with my dad
my dumbass forgot an important detail lmfao
Dude you're giving me wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many Halo 3 memories lol it was my first ever video game, I used to play 1v1 deathmatches with him on there lul.
ALSO WHY DO PEOPLE DISLIKE ELITE MAINS I HAVE TO KNOW
cool, man! I’m still using this random logitech mouse we had at home. Would be nice to have proper gear some day. I mostly play on xbox nowadays anyway so I guess it will be when I get a better computer
ty dude 👍
I love your page!!! This music is awesome!!
You're now crack king you own every single crack in this world 🤫🤫 Fuck ya see you at 5/20 to smoke some awesome epic crack
YOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS PAGE
no prob dude! ur cool as hell
nice page, u are pretty swaaaaaaaag
How do you do?
Yeah Skyrim and New Vegas are my favourite from The Elder Scrolls and Fallout series.
Your page is actually pretty cool, ngl
i just noticed your page loading animation.
O M G thank you!!!! i love ur page! but i worked Tirelessly to make my page accessible to any one and everyone! no matter who or what you are! im so glad you liked it though i was really starting to think all my hard work went to waste!!!!! ok ttyl BESTIE!!!!!!!!
i see the epic fade in u put! ;)
i didnt have mtn dew in forever thank you
try tongue but hole
can i get uhhhhhhh
DUDe that’s so relatable I’m so sorry 😔✊
You always chose the best pieces from Marty, honestly.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yea imagen going to a shrimp funeral ceremony
lmao yeah i know what you mean
the dude with the food
sounds like a blast dude! We can talk about our trucks and how the good old days were so much better 👍
your page is.......... SO SICK SO COOL!?!?!
hell yeah, man. Weezer rocks, glad to find another Weezer fan
Man I need to be as good as funky monkey!! And look
your page is pretty epic man
Car Parts under $5
yo thank u for add! your bg, font, and layout is perfect :)
THE COMMENT THING MOVES
WOOAAAH BEST PAGE ON THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE !!!!!!
i littereayl graduddated form super highscoohl college and im in 500th grade so like mabby u r jus t rong about ur stuupid math
Thanks for the add!!!
thats really awesome. i always wanted them when i was younger but ofc i was too poor to afford the legendary edition. i managed to snag the blue flames when bungie was running that promotion though. real cool stuff
whats your biggest halo flex mr halo man
Lol maybe I will make my page look good idk tho
Wait, you can UNLOCK DOUBLE XP IN HALO® 3 WITH MTN DEW®?!?!?
Bro I love this halo page so much
I mean, I wouldn't say it sounds like a bad soup
woah now this is epic
thank you! i am back, back again
Greetings! Thank you for the addition. 177 Tempus Edax Rerum.
Salutations fellow traffic cone. Thx for the add :)
Thanks for the add back! Your page is really cool :D
i defend sex from sex offenders
love the fish
page lookin fresh as fr*ck
thanks bossman 8)
bro I just about punched my computer I was so mad
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dude i love ur page!!
eboys are ruining my life ahaha get it
Yeah man. Also, your page is pretty cool.
thx 4 add
me when cone
nah they put a hole on top because they designed it to allow air to pass if lodged in someone's throat.
they put a hole on the top of cone because its very hard to carry one without it
Thanks for the add!!! Cool song!!
no it's from halo 3
broski the 50th
is your pfp a GoldSource safety cone?
nicholas is living in the past. he is trying to ride off of me and tyler's relevance. instead replace nicholas with the best myspace user, death_by_penis.
got you fam
Put me on your featured friends, me tyler and jaden used to be the titans of this site ;(
thanks for the add dawg sick page
I main ice night with eagle orb, we are both super cool for playing this game
Thanks 4 the add!