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my other pages are: "roger's turd spoon" - "ginko" and "bastognee"

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(my page is currently under construction)
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haiii im Dickie!! and welcome :D
i might change my mp3 a lot
feel free to message me, u can add me on discord: delivery boy#1937 c: (instagram: dickieisnott)

𝗶 𝗮𝗺 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆. 𝗶𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲, 𝗶 𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗶𝘇𝗲. 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀/𝘁𝘃 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘀𝗮𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗪𝗪𝟮(𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹)!!!
𝗶𝗳 𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗶 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂!!

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☂𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗽
☂𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆/𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗹𝘆, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶 𝗴𝗼 𝗯𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗱𝘄/
☂𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗿𝗮
☂𝘀𝗹𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗷𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘆𝗳𝘂𝘀𝘀
☂𝗴𝗮𝘆 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗮?

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☂𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲/𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗮: 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶, 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗸𝗲, 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗲'𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀, 𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱, 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻, 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗯𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗴𝘀, 𝘃𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲r𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻, 𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗲, 𝗷𝗼𝗷𝗼'𝘀 𝗯𝗶𝘇𝘇𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲, 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆, 𝘆𝘂𝗿𝗶 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗰𝗲, 𝗱𝗼𝘂𝗸𝘆𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗶 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗸𝘆𝘂𝘂
☂𝗯𝘂𝘇𝘇𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘂𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗱

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☂𝗶𝗳 𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 "𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼" 𝗛𝗕𝗢 𝗪𝗮𝗿(𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰, 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗞𝗶𝗹𝗹) 𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗠𝗘 𝗜𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗠
☂𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰: 𝗟𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻, 𝗥𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱, 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵𝘀, 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝘇𝗲𝗿, 𝗥𝗼𝗯 𝗭𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗲, 𝗟𝗼𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘄𝗮𝗶𝗻, 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗙𝗞𝗥, 𝗩𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗱, 𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘄 𝗕𝗶𝗿𝗱, 𝗦𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗼𝗺, 𝗗𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗝𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗩𝗼𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗟𝗲𝗱 𝗭𝗲𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻, 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗕𝗼𝘆𝘀, 𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘂𝗯𝗲𝗿, 𝗦𝘂𝗳𝗷𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘀, 𝗡𝗲𝗿𝗼'𝘀 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗻𝗲𝘆𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗙𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗢𝘂𝘁 𝗕𝗼𝘆

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☂𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀/𝗧𝗩 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝘀:𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗢𝗳 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗹, 𝗝𝗮𝘄𝘀, 𝗦𝗽𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗯, 𝗖𝘂𝗯𝗲(𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟳),𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗼, 𝗟𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀, 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝘀, 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸, 𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗸 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆'𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗔𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗰𝘆, 𝗗𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗻(𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟵), 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗠𝗿 𝗙𝗼𝘅, 𝟭𝟵𝟭𝟳, 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗕𝗼𝘆𝘀, 𝗝𝘂𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸, 𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘀, 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸, 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯 𝗙𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁
☂𝗱𝗻𝗶 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗶𝘀𝘁, 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗰, 𝗮 𝗻𝗮𝘇𝗶 𝗲𝘁𝗰..


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Who I'd like to meet:

𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙠𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙣,
𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩,
𝙗𝙤 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙝𝙖𝙢,
𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙟
𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 <3333
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trianqulum
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ty!!

cinnas
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beemoviescript
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shary
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no- I'm second. first place goes to sunas_high lol

Taylor10101
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:(

Taylor10101
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How did the math lesson go?

Elion
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Hehe omy yeshh, wanna be friends? :D

Elion
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No way, yours looks so chill and calming. Also, your music taste is amazing!!

Elion
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Omygashh your profile is fricking good!! Thank you for the add!!! <333

lolita
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i fall in love ur page <3 so cool ^^

metanoiafairy
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your page looks amazing !! plus you seem hella cool :) <3
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hevans
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i love band of brothers so fiucking much and I love this page even more

zoe is swag
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naked psychopath

Taylor10101
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Np :))))

danny
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ello dickie ive come to say hello once again!! have a good day friend!!

zohjiiw.
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OK I LOVE YOUR PAGE IS SO COOL OMG WTF I LOVE IT HERE! HAVE A NICE DAY!! <333

kingeorge
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♥ little goose ♥
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Thanks for the add-
Your page layout looks very neat c:

trash
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tysm 4 the add! u seem like such a cool person

Taylor10101
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Stu Macher
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stinky >:)

Sup3r
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woof woof bark bork

The Lorax
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no

<3 peace & love <3

blue
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Master Chief
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Thank you for standing by User 72243's side until the end.

catboy
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my background is very sad D: but yours ;))))))

quackity
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Tazara
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bruuu ily2 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tazara
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thank u sm dickie,
you dont understand how much of an angel you are,
you have truly blessed my existence, with paul rudd

Tazara
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OMG YE S PLS TH ANK YOU SO MUC H, I LOVE P AUL SM
PAUL RUDD FOR PRESIDENT 😌😌

Tazara
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hmm, understandable, let me guess- the anime dilf machine is broken, it happens all the time huh
ill have a random one then, from the random dilf generator ofc- i hope thats not broken!

Tazara
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anime dilfs pls, they just hit different
i mean i can just tell by the way the act that they have monster gobble gobble gawk gawk 1000 cawks, also they have golden personalities- that means they rarely talk

Tazara
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pls find the dilfs, i am desperate for the dilfs, i crave the dilfs,
as the famous saying goes,
"live love dilf"
ill pay extra for the dilf
ANYTHING for the dilf

plzdai
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ur page is amazing!!! thx for adding me!

Tazara
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show mw the dilfs pls.

tokemekisan
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thank you so much for the add!! <3

Taylor10101
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アウレリウス
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ty for the kind comment fam ur page is amazing<3

riotghoulpj
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still know all the words though </3

riotghoulpj
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i hate u SO MUCH

Taylor10101
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i think it's better not to give him to him...........

jup1t3r_l0v3
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hey :), thx for the comment, ur page is v pretty too :D

alexdontexist
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lmao idk what's ur discord??

alexdontexist
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Well I don't see u

alexdontexist
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Where?

alexdontexist
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shrimp
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alexdontexist
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shrimp
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fisheatingsushi
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THANK YOU FOR THE COMMENT!! YOU LIKE WEEZER, 𝗡EROS'S DAY AT DISNEYLAND, RADIOHEAD AND OMG SO MUCH I CAN'T TYPE!! HI https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/453610431450316810/830601016180604938/094.png

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shrimp
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omfg he fuckn' dead

shrimp
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shrimp
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OH NO AHANHJA WHY DO U TORTURE ME, I HATE BEING VISUAL THINKER

alexdontexist
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Take that as my revenge and the sins u committed

alexdontexist
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No I'm very much a Fag

shrimp
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LMFAOOo

alexdontexist
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UR THE ONE THAT SHIP MERRY AND PIPPIN!!!!!

shrimp
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I LOVE THE SANDWICH PICK, I WILL TAKE SEAN ASTINS SANDWICH ANYDAy

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shrimp
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his selfies r so fucking funny im dying

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Sspass
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Lol I didn't expect that I'm sure rob will give it to you I'm busy now

alexdontexist
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shrimp
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theyr switch

alexdontexist
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shrimp
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YOUR GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF MEEJKhEe

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NOOOOOOOOOO

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SIR NOOANKNAKNS

Xenox
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sick page thx for the add

bun
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i freaking love your page (*♡∀♡)

!xBennyx!
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rad page :p

teddy
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your page feels like a place where i would come to dance, like its a diner thats a four mile walk away from your house but its really worth it because its just really nice

haileyluvscats
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thank you v much ^.^ have a cute day and stay hydrated !! (^0^)/

Diphylleia
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Omg I'm in love with your music taste ILY SM AAAAAAAAAAA <33
Also your page is so nice!!

chickenfeet
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ungrateful much, I made ur page the best thing anyone has ever looked at, ur welcome

theultimatehopebagel
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thanks for the ad, you've got a cool page and some swag taste in movies and music =>-<=

s0v13tfxck3r
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ur taste is amazing, i love your page :D

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