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(papperboy3498's alt)
Pity the poor human Earth Pink who comes looking for a SIMPLE, SHORT EXPLANATION of The Church of the SubGenius™, one that he or she can UNDERSTAND QUICKLY. If the Church could provide THAT, it would be bigger than Islam or Christianity by now -- and probably much, much worse.
A True SubGenius, however, understands EVERYTHING, INSTANTLY upon exposure to the Word or even just the Face of Dobbs.
While yet the least approachable or scrutable of the vast SubGenius membership, he is the preeminent and most frequently invoked of the godzillion PERSONAL SAVIORS of the SubGenius. While he remains an anonymous executive shunning publicity or recognition at a faceless multinational corporation, he is nevertheless The Most Ascended Master, the original Retriever of Jehovah's Message on Earth and basic model of the Archetype SubGenius. He set the "anti-pattern" of random conduct among all those who are now practicing SubGeniuses. His are the defects and peccadilloes that we 'analize,' his the SLONGS and the JESTS which we devotedly twist and distort for future generations according to our unexplored whims. -- AND YET the only photos of him that exist are grainy frame blow-ups from Grade Z movie thrillers in which he played bit parts!
Dobbs is, of course, the ultimate symbol of SubGeniusness, but despite/because of his infra-human mediumship he possesses one single failing above and beyond all other shortcomings: his omninclusive FOLLIES. Yet where they would be crippling stumbling-blocks for another person, in Dobbs they loom stranger-than-life. His ten billion all-too-human quasimodalities embody, in some cheaply symbolic way, all the Foibles of the Primate Race. Dobbs is a miacrocosm encapsulating the imperfektions of the so-called
'human condition;' his Blunders and Idiocies, errors and inadvertencies are perhaps more sacrosanct, more deserving of analization than even his hallowed salesmanship. None of "Bob's" words or deeds are particularly spectacular; their holiness lies IN their nondescript but inviolate triviality.
https://youtu.be/Qt9MP70ODNw

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Brethren and Sistern,
Lemme ask you ONE SIMPLE QUESTION...have you got SLACK?
Do you know what Slack is? (okay, that's two questions, but they're
related). Have you come to the realization that the only way to get
MORE Slack is through "Bob?".(make that three)

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SAITO INDUSTRIES
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EISENHANS
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hail BOB

+TR!B0UL3T+
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MS Bob
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papperboy3498
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the church almost has 100 members

momsbasement
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who are you and why did you take my family and children?

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maynardsdick
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All hail lord Bob

well
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MS Bob
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:):):):):):)::):):):):):):):):)
You're a sad excuse

billsworld
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Greetings from 1999!

vampwa
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NEVER </3

vampwa
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never gonna praise "bob" :rage:

vampwa
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never gonna praise "bob" </3

Zipper T. Bunny
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[OOC] no emo zipper?

Zipper T. Bunny
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rukia
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but i'm a satanist-
uh thanks for the add lmfao

JFK
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I-ERUH... REMEMBER I-UH DID HER ONCE!!!!!!

goblin
1614789850000

Praise "Bob". But who is it exactly?
I Wonder.. Those who won't praise will get a painful stab

JFK
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'BOB' YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS BIG D!! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hisu
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forget you "bob"

broski the 50th
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PRAISE "BOB"! THOSE WHO DON'T WILL BURN IN SLACKLESSNESS

Hisu
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NO NO NO
NOW LET ME ATONE FOR MY SINS NOW "BOB"

Hisu
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LET ME ATONE FOR MY SINSS "BOB"

MS Bob
1614655152000

I only friended you so I could comment about how I don't like you very nuch. Im not your friend, trust me. I'm the opposite of your friend.

Hisu
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NO, I WANNA ATONE FOR MY SINS

Hisu
1614637950000

"Bob" please...I want to atone for my sins pls pls pls

mcflyyxx
1614635477000

all hail "bob"

BobDobbs
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Ignore this fnord.

UncleJesse3000
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all hail jesse

Hisu
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I MEAN "BOB"*

Hisu
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I AM SORRY 'BOB' I DIDNT KNOW SORRY!

Hisu
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WHY BOB WHYY?

Hisu
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Can I atone for my sins, Bob?

sunas_high
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what if I say a third thing? will your response be different??

sunas_high
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woah 'bob' ur getting a little too close to me r we about to kiss rn 😳😳😳😳

la-niña-cereza
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how am I supposed to get the drip if I'm not working? miss me with that anti-american bs bobbie boy >:P

junkoenoshima
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nah just gonna praise this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDdcNJ_REk0

Paranoid
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let me praise "Connie" too

Paranoid
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praise "bobas" ill break dance to this later

williamafton
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I do not believe so - I do think my cult has quite nice ideals! Getting rid of society's sense of morality to do as you please (while still obeying me, of course!); accepting and celebrating death, kill children professionally as sacrificial victims for me...
What I'm trying to say is:
promote your church or whatever it is again on my page and you and your followers will unexpectedly pull a Jonestown.

nortons gay
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what the fuck is going on why r u scary

Tyler
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There is so much going on I’m going to need some sort of summery later

Sspass
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Hmmmm wait should I praise BobDobbs or MS Bob 🤔🤔

deadbunni
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of course hail "bob"

lilcrybb
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sorry i mean praise "bob"

lilcrybb
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praise bob uwu

Luyonce
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Praising rn

BobDobbs
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Ignore this fnord.

MS Bob
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Praise me now

★madotsuki★
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praise "Bib" ✰

Expired.dragon
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nortons gay
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Your words confuse me.

nortons gay
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Is it a rip off of ford?

nortons gay
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What the fuck is a fnord

BobDobbs
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Ignore this fnord.

williamafton
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Hey! I'm a cult leader as well! Go promote your own cult somewhere else.

nortons gay
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Why.

BobDobbs
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Eternal salvation or triple your money back!

xXSplitXX
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praise "bob" praise "bob" praise "bob" praise "bob" praise "bob"

Paranoid
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Praise 'Bob' !!

sunas_high
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p̷̲͛̒̉͗̎̽̍͜͝r̶̡̗͓͕̗͍͓̈́̎̍̂̍͝͝a̶͙͈͎͈͉͒͒̃͒̿͘î̷̧̛̲̦̯̲͖̠̑͆̏̄̎̈͝s̵͇͈̼̤̠̙̳̗̬͔̓̆͑̆̑́̈́͂e̷̡͙̰͕͇̲̠̜̬͆̿̇͝ ̵̼̹̒͌b̵̡̗̯̟̺̰̣̩͌͊̿̉̕ṏ̶̢̩̫̖̺͕̘́̂̆̍̏́͑̈́͜b̴̮̼͍͎̫̹̬̄̈͌͗̕p̷̲͛̒̉͗̎̽̍͜͝r̶̡̗͓͕̗͍͓̈́̎̍̂̍͝͝a̶͙͈͎͈͉͒͒̃͒̿͘î̷̧̛̲̦̯̲͖̠̑͆̏̄̎̈͝s̵͇͈̼̤̠̙̳̗̬͔̓̆͑̆̑́̈́͂e̷̡͙̰͕͇̲̠̜̬͆̿̇͝ ̵̼̹̒͌b̵̡̗̯̟̺̰̣̩͌͊̿̉̕ṏ̶̢̩̫̖̺͕̘́̂̆̍̏́͑̈́͜b̴̮̼͍͎̫̹̬̄̈͌͗̕p̷̲͛̒̉͗̎̽̍͜͝r̶̡̗͓͕̗͍͓̈́̎̍̂̍͝͝a̶͙͈͎͈͉͒͒̃͒̿͘î̷̧̛̲̦̯̲͖̠̑͆̏̄̎̈͝s̵͇͈̼̤̠̙̳̗̬͔̓̆͑̆̑́̈́͂e̷̡͙̰͕͇̲̠̜̬͆̿̇͝

alexine
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praise "Bob" !! ...who is this "Bob"?

BobDobbs
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Give me Slack, OR KILL ME!

Rochelle Goyle🖤
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sorry "Bob"

Rochelle Goyle🖤
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BOB UR THE BEST

papperboy3498
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Praise "Bob"!

The SkullZ
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bobas

Tom
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Thanks 4 the add!

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