I SWEAR TO FLIPPITY FUCKING GOD IF SOMEONE CALLS IT A SUIT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME IM GONNA COMMIT SOME WAR CRIMES

ITS NOT A FLIPPITY FUCKING SUIT SKIPPER!

well gee thanks skip- HEY WAIT A FLIPPITY FUCKING SECOND
ITS A GOD DAMN SUIT YOU UNDERCOOKED SHRIMP

XD she wuoldnt draw 4 u tho stupid XDDDD XDXDXDX

err...apparently so skipper.

thank you for the add <3 take care !

GOD DAMNIT SKIPPER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

hi also how did you manage to fuck up typing "hello" that badly- /lh

N-not anymore

say you are my baka

Yes, child?

williams annoying asf

K-kinda mean t-things...

Huh, so there's a superiority complex in there, as well.

Ay fack yew man! Im no-t a weird-ass biecth

Okay im looking forward to it. Gotta learn bri-ish rn so you'll have to wait

You are funny though? Im dying rn seriously you should be a comedian!

This side of you is very funny - I'll leave you alone now dude

Take a chill pill, my dude you're giving me "anger-issue" vibes

What's wrong with therapy?!
I and Salem have sessions every wednesday!

Listen, Evan's having kind of a hard time, right now - you know, being revived for the first time isn't easy!
I'm speaking from experience. Give him time.

If you're talking about Michael, I agree!
However, you're talking about Evan. however, I don't think even Ballora would be able to stop me--

Excuse me? How dare yew?! That's so fookin schewpid, mate, come on!
Out of all the things yew cou(l)d joke about, yew really chose my being bri-ish?!
Grow up!

sshhhhhshhhhh hes babeyyy

BAHHAHA I LOVE THE VIDEO YOU LINKED

i can be your therapist

Get a therapist buddy

meh wtf would ı wanna scare someone off. ıts just a filter ı use for fun

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How about you back up so im not in "Omori's presence"

Then ignore me

W-why?

S-sorry??

she is, i miss her sometimes.

sorry to hear your friend is missing, thats terrible news D: charlie went missing for a while too, but she came back. shes a lit different now and kinda goes off on her own lots! i mean, i do too, once i went off for about a month! my dad was so worried, since it was right when charlie went missing, too... i got a college degree, though!!! gordon freeman half life was there!

what are ur friends like?

she is (was?) my sister. shes my best friend! so are liz and michael but we really arent all that close, hehe

oh me too! me and charlie used to play hide and seek at fredbears! hehe, sometimes we still do around the house, daddy thinks im just running around to cause trouble.

its very nice to meet you, omori! what do you for fun? i like to go to the mcdonalds playplace! i like meeting kids in the plastic tubes :D

(ooc) yea

**Good.***

sammy! um, actually, its samlet, but nobody calls me that! who are you?

uh. commit stabby stab? i guess?

dont make me tell william
also wouldnt hitting him just make him cry more? that really wouldnt help.

Don't you fucking dare.

uh i can try i guess but i have to be Very Nice to him so like. i can attempt to comfort him but i cant do much else about it.

omori page!!

Why would I not be able to pronounce my t's...?
I'm British, not illiterate! Like, sure, they get a bit lost in words like "slaughter" but... those at the end of words, I do pronounce.

It's a complicated story - you see, your mom and her friends were the very first projects I created on my own, I even built them myself!
They were all made with a specific intent, and although the others seem to have accepted their "duty", so to speak, I'm not sure Ballora has, as well. That could be the reason or I've accidentally left a bug in her programming which makes her hate anyone who is British.
I can't tell.

Yes, child?

Okay... W-whatever.

S-since when S-sunny? If thats true then why do children die?

A-and what age limit is that Sunny?

H-huh I dont know how to r-react to that...B-but there is no age limit to death y-you could die at any time...Thats the harsh truth

W-what does that mean?!

N-nine...

Well, if we consider Ballora your mother - and me your grandfather, since I've made her - since he's my child, that'd make him Ballora's sibling, in some weird way... so yes, your uncle... sort of.

That'd be... your... uncle? I-it seems to be my youngest son... I thought I had lost him--
Going off track there, sorry... haha...

notweirdnotweirdnotweirdnotweirdNOTWEIRDNOTWEIRDNOTWEIRD/s

Some weird kid? Who?

the purple guys dead child

I-

DAMN MEATLOVERS
YOU CAN SUCK MY WRINKLY TOES

Of course, you can be immortal as well! - it's going to take me a bit, though: you know, I have to extract Remnant from dead kids first, so... give it a few days!

WHAT THE HELL- WHO RAISED YOU KIDS

XDXDXDXD

vegan

Zipper sent that? I knew he was in love with me, but I had forgotten about the fucking body-pillow!
Disgusting.

Well, I and Salem already go to therapy, so... would you like me to book an appointment for you, as well?

...g'night skipper.

but im not- ;-;

...well...at least there was consent i guess.

im not a troll tho???

self defense? skipper, are ya that weak that you need to fight against a corpse?
(or fuck it in this case...)

YOU FUCKED YOUR DEAD FRIEND FLIPPITY FUCKING CORPSE?!?!?
ok skipper, you're fucked up.
why are you even telling me this?? i already agreed to reviving your sister!!

oh god skipper why?

what im not a troll tho ;-; wym broke character???? ;-;

the fact that one of those times was my dead mother worries me...

idk u

no. no i havnt. and why the flippity fucking hell would i?

[OOC
OOHHHH YOU'RE QUOTING WHAT THEY SAID IM DUMB AS FUCK THTFGRFHGEHGEHFRHRR]

[OOCwhat]

[OOC oh shit for realzies?]

no i dont-

yeah yeah whatever.
but you'll still have to wait until bunny day! thats the only day i cant do it.

I'm not emo, nor am I going through an emo phase. William is a disgusting, stupid man.

...you sick fuck...
fine. I'll do it. (if ya have the balls to fuck my dead mother there is no tellin' what you'll do next...)

oh god skipper...why?
WHERE DID YA EVEN FIND HER?!?

oh god please dont tell me ya did it skipper-
please dont tell me that ya fucked my dead mother...

You'll PAY to know what you REALLY think!

She has said that me wanting to break (every bone in his body) him is "hot" - I don't know whether I should be terrified of them, or not. Well, after I take out Zipper, I'll make sure to give her what she deserves as well.

https://youtu.be/2sF6-UpsxTo
just found one of williams old music videos 😳

As you should! - you truly have taken everything from my side of the family <3

listen! im not acting "cute" or whatever! im just acting like how i act!
[OOC
NO YOU ARE- IM JUST FUCKING ILLITERATE-]

what

....the...what now? waddya talkin' bout skipper?

...what? thats cuz i am a bunny! i swear!
but waddya mean act like one? the fuck is a bunny supposed to act like?

very.
if theres one thing we can all agree on, its Cutsy is a scary individual boingity boing!

...i dont wanna know skipper...just...run for ya life while ya still can
if im bein' honest...im more scared of her than Afton...
(well, probably cuz im not scared of Afton...)