XD hormones??? XDD whats that?
and its not out of context! i just know ur deepest desires >:3 XDD

soon u gon die

YOU WANNA PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE?? OMG THAT SOUNDS SO KINKY XDD I BET U LOVE THAT HES UR LITTLE IDIOT XDD OMG OMG LIKE THIS HOLE COMMENT IS JUST LIKE U SAYING HOW MUCH U LOVE HIM OMG OMG LIKE ITS NOT EVEN LIKE A SMALL HINT ANYMORE OMG U JUST LOVE HIM OMG THATS SOO OCUTE OMG XDD

if u had all that stuff for zippy then why do u STILL reply to him?? XD u could just except the comment and not reply!! so like since u DO reply that MEANS U LOVE HIM!!! XDDD and i can soo read thats how i know all ur like hints and stuff!! XD THATS HOW I KNOW U LOVE ZIPPER!! XDD

XD AND SHE CONFIRMED IT SOOOOO XP AND U JUTS CALLED UT A RALATUINSHIP XDDDD OMHG OMG OMG OMG ZD XD XD XD <3 <3 <3 U JUST PROVED ME RITE XDDDDDDD OMGGGG SO IT IS A RELATIONSHIP OMG OMG OMG OMG I NEW U 2 WERE DATING XDD OMG OMG AND U WANNA LIKE TUNT HIM CUZ UR SUCH A YANDERE OMG XDDDD

Well, ya cant always cheat death ya know?

Well if I wanted I could hire someone to kill you then burn you b4 you kill me!! And I am pretty decent with knifes

I doubt you'll be able to kill me though

Wow- Im flattered to be on your kill list tbh

WILLIE
WILLIE
WILLIE
WILLIE
WILLIE
WILLIE

Im still not scared of you qwq

agreed. anyways im gonna go draw myself killing her as revenge for now

wait hold the FUCK up how does she know what i look like
like yeah i've posted pictures and drawings of myself but all of them were before she joined
i guess i stll have my backstory up but her drawing is just. a little too accurate compared to the ms paint drawing? like im wearing the iconic i-dont-know-what-to-draw-myself-in hoodie and everything???

ah. i. i saw.

ok ok good! it just sounded like that! XD just like making sure....cuz we know u like zipper anyway and dont u like commiting crimes?? so...zipper want to make u do something u love...OMG UR JUST GIVING ME MORE REASONS WHY UR SO MADLY INLOVE WITH HIM!! XD and u DO wanna top zipper!! like its obviiii!! XD ndd like u SAY that but we KNOW u dont mean it...but do u? maybe you think u dont like zipper but u do!!

XD good! for a second i thought u like- liked ur son or something- cuz thats rlly weird!! XD but ofc u hate him more then zipper!!! cuz u dont actually hate zipper! u just THINK U DO!! XD OMG! and the process i come up to think of that stuff is called being smart XD AND U SOO WANNA TOP ZIPPER XD OMG THATS S CUTE LOL XDD

um ew...are you saying that ur obsessed with michael?? isnt that like ur son?? OMG UR USING THAT AS A COVERUP SO YOU CAN ARGUE THAT UR NOT INLOVE WITH ZIPPER OMG WOW IM SO SMART OMG OMG!!! ur tricks dont work on me! im too powerful! XD and like the fact you had the STRESS that ur TOTALLY NOT obsessed with him JUST PROVES THAT U R EVEN MORE OMG XD THATS SOOO YANDERE BEHAVIOR OMG!!! XD XD XD CUUUTEE <3
and is like- that ur way of saying that u WANT to be the top o_O OMG- SO YOU JUST CONFIRMED THAT U WANNA TOP ZIPPER OMG THATS SO HOT...

Still not scared of you :-> I've heard of people way scarier than you. You are a small little bug compared to most serial killers!!

You're making me laugh willie!! Why should I be scared of you? You amuse me if im being honest

I will cause you to suffer
Willie ol Afton

XD but like he calls EVERYBODY SKIPPER!! he didnt like top because it reminds him of u!! OMG DO U EVEN REALISE HOW OBSSESED YOU ARE?! XDD OMG!! EVERY TIME U SAY SPORTSY OR OLD SPORT YOU THINK OF HIM!! OMGGG!! THAT MEANS U LIKE HIM!! YOU TOO NEED TO ATE LIKE NOW!! XD OMG THIS IS SOOO CUTE! OMG and like idk i saw somewhere that said like if ur dom is younger then u u call them sport or something XD OMG DOES THAT MEAN YOU THINK OF ZIPPER AS UR DOM OMG OMG OMG THATS SOO CUTE

if u dont like him...why do you give him the cutest pet name!! like u call him sportsy all the time...dont u only do that when your OBSESSED with somebody? XD

omg, u HAVE to top fliting with others to make zipper jealous!! you even said urself that you KNOW he likes you!! you dont have to make him jealous XD

XDDDD NO IT IS CONNON CUZ U LIKE CONFIRMED IT!!11!1 AND SO DID SANORAH!! XDDD WE ALL NO HOW MUCH U LOVE HIM CUZ WHEN U 2 HAD 2 SAY NO HOMO U WERE THE LIKE ONLY 1 WHO STUTTED!!1!!111 AND ZIPPERS DIXK ISNT SMALL U NO THAT SILLY!!! BUT I BET U HAVE A BIG DIKX 2 XDDDDD 0/////////////////////0 XDDD XPPP AND SAYING UR A KILLEE MAKES U EVEN MORE OF A YANDERE!!11!!11!1 XDDDDDDD XD XD X D X D <3< 3 3 <3 <3 <3

damn.

XD hi!!!

okay yeah you do have a point
they really did just walk up to you and say "hey wassup im joining ur cult now" huh

Okay lord William!!!

k thx

user 76264 is lying about me and being big meanie do you wanna kill them with me later

awww its ok killer dady i kno ur lying 2 me cuz u had 2 deel wtih something worse!!11!!1!!! at leest i ship somthing cannojn!!11!!1!!! u 2 talk about wanting 2 fuck each other and stuff! u 2 even compared ur dick sizes together 1time!!!1!!!! xDDD so itsd obvious u like wittle zippy wippy!!11! ur such a yandere XDDDdd my lil smol beans!!!111!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

i-
afton... am i not your favorite cult member anymore.... did you seriously replace me with the attack on drip guy...

I killed a child William my lord!!! Im on x games mode

Okay, sir!! Im on it right now!!

salutes Okay William my lord!!! I appreciate being your favorite member sir!!

🛐 Okay, William my lord!!! I will kill a child sir!!

🛐 yes I want to join your cult sir

Yes yes yes!!!🤗 I'll kill a child if u want me too!!!

I've killed a man can we pls be friends????

NO, THEY DONT! I LOOK MORE LIKE A BUNNY THAN ALL OF THE RABBIT VILLAGERS! I EVEN HAVE THAT WEIRD FAT-ISH FACE MOST RABBITS HAVE! AND THAT- FLOPPY EAR THING THAT SOME RABBITS HAVE BECAUSE OF BREEDING AND SHIT! AND JOKES ON YOU! I DONT HAVE A NECK! SO I CANT BE DEAD FROM THE NECK UP! A-ND I NEVER C-CONFIRMED I WAS WEARIN' A SUIT! STOP LYING YOU FLAVORLESS DEHYDRATED MARSHMALLOW SOMEONE STEPPED ON IN THE ALLEYWAY

"intelligent"...? is that really how ya spell it?
oh, skipper! ya spelled "unintellijabill" incorrectly! are ya sure you aren't the one on drugs twinkle toes?

hm? what's the matter, skipper? rabbit got ya tongue?
I wonder why ya cant name any of your other friends! maybe its cuz nobody likes you either! (besides all those fangirls, Salem, and most of the fnaf fandom....) uhh....well! besides! I have more friends than you ever will! haha!

how DARE YOU! you can make fun of me all you want! call me a piss-colored rabbit! say i have no personality! and say I look like a damn foobie! (er- wait that might have been Salem actually...) but you CANNOT talk shit about Resetti! and those kids had it commin'! they should've just pressed "save and quit" like you're supposed to! you can't reset life ya know! he's just a guy who hates his job and doesn't want you to reset! Resetti's just lookin' out for ya makin' sure you remember to DO THE CORRECT GOD DAMN THING! screw those damn kids! let them be traumatized! if it means they dont FUCKING RESET THEIR DAMN GAME! that damn light is so annoyin- er...it uhh...heh...must be so annoying....

oh really like the others have more personality than THAT!? (well in past games, yes) but that's not ALL my personality is! ...(well sorta) but I don't say "yeppity yipper" ALLL the time! sometimes its "hippity skippity hoppity ho!" (just on special occasions) oh yeah? your personality is just killin' kids, "not" dying, and being a shit father! besides! there is more to me than most people know! (you just won't see it cuz of my limited dialog....)

OH, AND THE OTHER RABBIT VILLAGERS DO!? I DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO SKIPPER! HELL! LOOK AT GABI, COCO, BUNNIE, CARMEN, CHRISSY, COLE, CLAUDE, DOC, DOTTY, HOPKINS, AND ANY OTHER RABBIT VILLAGER! YA THINK THEY FIT YOUR SHITTY STEREOTYPE FOR A RABBIT?! HUH, SKIPPER?

oh, skipper! how many times do i have to tell ya! its spelled as "kingrojilashonins"! I think you need a spelling lesson or two skipper...geez! next thing ya know! you won't be able to spell "entilajents"! which is somethin' you don't have...

Er...what? Skipper...when did i say anythin' bout having other people help you kill me? I mean...its sorta expected if you wanna get OUT of the game but... I don't think i said anything about it...
oh geez! maybe im the one gettin' old...
er...uhh...either way....I do have friends! Hell! i can even name them for ya!
we got Tortimer, Resetti, Phyllis, Hopkins, and even the player's dad! I have TONS of friends! and how many friends do you have huh? oh geez...are you projecting again? cuz...besides Henry... I don't think you have any other "friends"...now do ya, skipper?

more interesting?! please! in new horizons the most interesting conversation you can have with them is how they like to sit sometimes! ( I'll be honest, even I lost a lot of personality in new horizons) but hell! I'm still WAYY more interesting than those guys! I feel bad for em honestly...
ya know skipper, you really shouldn't make fun of my voice...ya know, considering both ya favorite characters are lazy villagers
and I kinda have the voice, of a lazy villager.

No, can’t say I have seen him! Uh, honestly, for his sake, I hope it stays that way :]

oh, you are gonna kill me huh skipper? do it then! do it bri ish boy! kill me! y'know, you had your chance...why'd ya let it slip away like that? it was a pretty easy kill ya know...its a rabbit...out in the open...so why didn't you?! oh I know why its cuz you're lying! you won't kill me! go ahead skipper, prove me wrong! I think we're ALL waiting, twinkle toes. oh, what? do ya need your 6-7-year-old daughter to do it for ya? (yeah don't think I didn't see the new matpat video...)

and skipper
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who's the stupid one now? huh?
and!
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dont ya kinda need to live for that? and you've died....how many times now skipper? haha!

HEY!
...we don't talk about THOSE kinds of animals skipper....
they uhh....they don't count...
only Beau and Erik? skipper....do I need to type out every single villager and special character's name? cuz I think you're forgetting a lot of characters....
hey! I am proud to be a millennial with my skinny pants and mom jeans! and I won't be told what to wear or how to use "eMoJiS"!

and!!11!!! itys oki!!111!! neko is a troll!11!!!! i found out by looking on wittle zippy wippy's page that its just sleem using the acc XDDDD!!!11!!11!!! :PPPPP

XDDDDDD HIIIII!!!11!!!1!! UR BACKKK FINLLAY!!11!!1 I MISED U KIERL DADY XDDD!11!! Y DID U GET RID OF UR MADI DRES U WER MATCHING WIHT ZIPPRE!11 ;-; ;-; ;-; ;-; :((((( PUT IT BACKKKKK :(((( plzzXDDXXDXDXD XPPPPX PXP X3

[[ooc//U DID A RLLY GOOD JOB

So then word got out about your location again, then? Might wanna make sure Henry or your last remaining son isn't letting things slip out.

yeah ok suer whatverv

[[ooc//UR NEW SETUP IS SO SEXY WHAT THE HELL [DROOLS ALL OVER UR PROFILE] ITS SO PURPLE OH MY GOD

Haha, the feddy epidemic!! That sure was fun. Honestly, I think I'm just happy to see everyone beginning to be more active again! It was so quiet for a little bit there.

ok but like thats olny cuz u makr her hate on ziprep or someting and she acyuallu loves him

i haev my douts. like, u say that, but u stil have yet 2 acualy kil any1 on this site. stop makgin emty thraerts and leev me aloen its just a ship smh

(ooc) HOly frick new css...... epic swaggy funky fresh

Ohh, Will! I see that Salem made you one of these icons too! We're all matching, just like a family should!

mmmmaybe~

(ooc) hsghahjss theodore is the middle name i've decided to give zipper-
his full name is zipper theodore bunny now
when i say theodore im referring to him

[OOC] PFFFFFFFFFT DFGTHTHFRDFHTGRGSYHFJTDEDHF
THEODORE IS A PRETTY GROOVY NAME THO :0

you'll never kick the bucket? Er...skipper....didnt you literally go to hell? and ya know...the only way to get there is...by dyin' ya know.so...are you really immortal? does dying every two seconds and comming back really count as immortality? cuz you kinda have to...not die in order to be immortal....
geez, twinkle toes! that sure sounds awful! ...if you wernt bluffing, that is. i doubt you will EVER kill me! I mean....if you were...why didn't you? I was there on bunny day ya know!

skipper, just face it! you're old. I know cuz I can literally ok boomer you.
geez! "iF iT dArEs DiSrEpEcT mE" ya really DO sound like a discord mod! maybe mixed with a bit of that ONE girl who thinks she's a wolf....what? do ya eyes glow red when you're mad or somethin' too? haha!
no! its not a suit! I find it weird cuz I'm an animal...WITH COHERENT THOUGHT SKIPPER! all of the animals do! (well...er...besides anything that lives in the lake, or ocean...and those birds ya see from time to time....) what? are ya sayin' that Beau doesn't have coherent thought now? wow, skipper! I thought he was your FAVORITE villager! and know you're sayin' he doesn't have coherent thought? just wow...

well u go to therpy but u still ended up liek thsi sooo
waiy. slem goes 2 thearpy. omg i migth meet slmeam and i cna askh her if she likse zipre adn shel say yes i can proov ziprelme is cannon and i get convncne her 2 confses 2 him omgomgomgomg ok im goijgn

aight thanks <3

[[ooc//OHH SAME HERE!!! hope alls goik well fur u!!!!!

update that bitch stole my immortality using the power of beans or something 🙄
so can you uhm. give it back please?

please help me zipper thinks i run the nyanneko95 and cutsy accounts i cant live like this

ya don't look like prince Phillip? Er....are ya sure about that cuz uhhh...
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810684414290821210/830604259216457728/AP21063586387568.png
...ya seem to be twins! haha!
and I'll have you know that on bunny day i wasnt murdered by any of the mayors! (..just brutally beaten by them...)
and I did NOT have my midlife crisis at four! ... I had it at 5...
and once again, I'M NOT 3'2!! I'm as tall as the player in all of the games! (i think i might be a bit taller than them in new leaf...) hell! sometimes the villagers say that "a tall rabbit" is here on their island! so take that

haha! disgraced you?! skipper, all I did was roast ya on the internet! what in the flippity fucking hell are ya talkin' about?! geez! you're shaking huh? pfft! please! oh no, the mean bri ish man 80 somethin'-year-old man is gonna come and kill me even though I'm from a video game!! oh geez! how will I ever get outa that! seriously, skipper, I'm shaking in fear right now. and please! we all know that you're not even gonna kill me! and if you are...I'm still wait'n on that ya know!
and, you...you really killed a seagull cuz it stole ya food?! HAHAHA! wow! you sure are petty arent ya! its an animal skipper! an animal! how pathetic!

(ooc) yes please do we need it to be complete

it isnt weird or illegal if its a child shipping it~

are you guys still fucking fighting

hag

the...cat that took over my account? oh! Blanca! yeah...why? did she say somethin'? I was kinda locked out of my flippity fuckin' account of April fools day....(actually, I'm surprised you didn't do anything that day...)

[OOC] OHHH-
HTRFEDHDESTHDFGEJGGJGUIGKHJGKJGB

"Huh. What ship could be worse than Zippertrap?"
geez, skipper....I think this is the first time i have actually felt bad for a kid killer....

not that old? skipper, you're 83! most people die at that age. thats pretty old. I know ya body is only "43" (or at least that's what you wanna think...) but 43 ain't that young either skipper....I almost feel bad for ya! cuz since you're immortal...you'll basically have your midlife crisis until the end of time! zippity zibbit!
and please! you didn't even have the hair for your shitty Miku cosplay!

well geez! you're never gonna leave me alone cuz I started this? skipper, I called ya out on you cheatin' on your wife! you're gonna stalk me and hunt me and do other shit to me cuz of that? well, hippity skippity hoppity ho! how fucking pathetic! you face the slightest call out and ya go and hunt someone down for the rest of their life? skipper, Afton, William....I really don't think I should be the one who needs to be touchin' grass here...jeez! didja murder and torture a fucking seagull because it stole ya food one time!? now THATS sad!

[[ooc (sorta idk)//missin u rn king

Almost all ur kids have trauma all thanks to you

um no??? have you read her discord messages? have you seen what they've said? they're OBVIUSLY into eachother 🙄 im not harasing anyone smh
also ur literaly a rotting corpse ur very old

stfu old man they love eachother
stop getting in the way of your daughters relationship >:c meanie >:ccc

thank you so, so much.

Atleast my kid isnt going crazy.

W-wtf is s-soft William A-Afton

Haha! I simply took over his account for the day! incase you forgot...today is April fools day! a day tricks and pranksters! I was going to pretend to be him...but stealing his account is way more fun! his account should be back to normal by tomorrow!

I do have a question for you, however...are you the one Zipper considers his "enemy"?

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dad... theres somebody shipping me with zipper... they made an entire "zipperlem" account about it... they wrote fanfic about it... send help...

NOOOOO PLZZ DONTTTT DDDDXXX UR MY ONLY HOPE!!!11!!! UR KID AND ZIPPER R MARRIED UT I KNOW THERE NOT!!!1!!! U NEED 2 HELP ME PROVE 2 HER THAT THERE NOT!!11! CUZ I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT ZIPPERLEM IS WORSE THEN ZIPPERTRAP CUZ ZIPPERTRAP IS ACTUALLY CUTE AND ITS TRUE CIZ U GUYS TALK ABOUT WANTING 2 FUCK EACH OTHER AND STUFF!!11!!11! PLZZZZ KILLER DADDY PLZ KILL NEKO!!1!!111 CUZ LIKE ITS RLLY WEIRD AND STUFF CUZ SELEM IS LIKE RLLY YUNG 2 AND SELEM IS LIKE HIS KID CUZ U 2 R DATING AND STUFF!!!111!!

hi thx 4 da add!! dope page <3

sigh

Afton. ya won't believe it but, I found a ship worse than "Zippertrap".

hey uh mr. afton
theres. theres another shipper. a cutsy part 2. they're shipping me with pearl splatoon. y'know... the squid. they also ship zippertrap. their username is koneko. do what you will with this information.

[OOC] WAIT WHAT MARCH 3RD YOUR ACTUAL BIRTHDAY????

ehhh, when i said i'd let ya kill me. it wasnt more sayin' ya got my permission, but just me sayin' that when ya do decide to kill me! (whenever that'll be...if ya even do it...) i wouldnt do anythin' bout it.
go to ya house? no need! just went a few days ago! have fun findin' your DS stylists ya decayin' old bastard!
and i only described you as that cuz i usually go to ya house while you're sleepin!! (i swear thats the only reason....heh heh...)

what? ya jealous i do a better Miku cosplay then ya? boingity boing!