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"๐ช ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ ๐ ' ๐ฅ" Male
101 years old
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โงโฉ your friendly neighbourhood serial child-murderer โฉโง
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โงโฉ Zipper T. Bunny is my official arch-nemesis! โฉโง
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โงโฉ Why do my own creations keep turning against me? First my children and now my own animatronics... โฉโง
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โงโฉ Since "Zippertrap" has, at Zipper's hands, become an actual pairing, I'll soon set myself on fire for the third time and burn his house down with him in it! โฉโง
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โงโฉ Yes, I am that one guy who keeps cheating death. No, I will not tell you how. Please, go away. โฉโง
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โงโฉ I have successfully adopted Salem! โฉโง
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Anyone, and I mean anyone.
Promise I won't bite (or stuff you into a suit, for that matter)!
If you are looking to be an employee at ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐๐๐ง'๐จ ๐๐๐ข๐๐ก๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐๐ฃ๐๐งยฉ or the sister location ๐พ๐๐ง๐๐ช๐จ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ฎ'๐จ ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ข๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐กยฉ, send me a message and we could schedule a meeting.
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Well, do you know anyone who can tell him to????
That one bunny...he knows how to revive the dead! Make him revive MARI!
Now you apologize...? I guess I can forgive you....
[ooc:oka nvm]
[ooc:wait did i do a thing a nd fick up w the shut ups umm]
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sure thing bri'ish boy
hey shawty (this is in character btw /j)
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i was being sarcastic, bridiot. i think that making me freddy's therapist was actually a great idea! much better than the murder one! unfortunately, thats the only good idea you've ever had, and you already disagree with it.
then why did you decide to make a bunch of murder robots and put them in a pizzeria for kids?! you're. really bad at lying. no wonder only little kids trusted you
...because you programmed your robots to kill kids? and your restaurants are known to be places where kids often go missing? and all your biological children are dead?
https://miro.medium.com/proxy/0*p152vydHeYXuj4iG.gif
another being of darkness I see
ITS ALSO NOT MY FAULT FOR NOT BEING EMOTIONLESS
Of course not. She was my only sister, my first friend.
FORGET YOU AND YOUR CHILD I APOLOGIZED YOU DIMWIT
dont program murder robots then???? its really not that hard. you could make normal children's entertainment robots but nooo you had to make it weird and give them a thirst for bloodddd! what are you, a child murderer? just make nice normal robots!
(ooc) yea you should that would be neat
and skipper...maybe ya shouldnt talk about my "sharpie eyebrows" or my "glued on rock nose" or whatever when ya shitty suit looks like this! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810684414290821210/815193029349474325/b455b176023da25828672432473a3382.png
and did ya say all those shitty designs ya put on this suit was intentional?? wow skipper! ya really have a way with makin' things look great! with those pipe cleaner whiskers! and those googly eyes that arnt even lookin' in the same direction! not to get started on that god awful moldy green color! sheesh! did a kid puke on ya and ya just said "fuck it" and used that puke as paint?! and gosh! those eyelashes look like lil twigs ya picked up off the ground and glued on because 5-minutes crafts told ya to!
well well well, skipper, you sure do know a lot about my appearance! down to the seams! now remind me...who wants to fuck who again? cuz right now skipper, it seems like its you who wants to fuck me! skipper wee!
anyway, at least i'm not the one who looks like if the grinch, human shrek, and peter griffen merged, and became british!
and my fur looks like its growin' parasites? do i need to remind ya skipper that ahem ahem
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810684414290821210/815189520973561876/images.png
and all of that wouldnt have happened if ya wernt a bippity bitch ass afraid of small kids skipper! plus! their ghosts! what are they gonna do? that time ya fuckin' died has the same energy as patrick yellin' "he's just standing there...MENACINGLY!" pretty sure those dead kids couldnt hurt ya if they tried really.
and the reason why anybody would want to burn down the egg day furniture is cuz they hate me! i mean, what I create looks a hell of a lot better than your shitty monstrosity! most of em' look like if didgymon took crack! AND GOD DAMNIT I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! no im not from the ninth circle of hell or some bullshit like that! do ya not realize how many times people try to hunt me down with axes?! and the fact im still there every bunny day its almost like i always come back [OOC] haha see what i did there? B)
hey! i have expression! im ust not aloud to show it on bunny day...listen, skipper. i dont think ya understand how strict those shitty rules are!
my hobbies? well, paintin' is one of em! ya gotta know how to paint if ya paintin eggs skipper! plus! wood workin'! well sorta...
all those egg series furniture cant make themselves! technically im a fashion designer, with all the clothes i gotta make. and Graciegrace herself (himself depending on where ya live) even said that its the highest quality in fashion! and thats sayin' a lot comin' from her! and i can bet ya 1 million bells that, ya probably not even good at doin' ya shitty hobbies!
and skipper, ya dont look a lot prettier in that image! ya look like the joker but more dehydrated and with tribal markings for some reason. geez! that smile looks like it has more termites than the grinch! and please skipper, tell me how ya keep ya hair so flippity fuckin' greasy! its like ya ran out of hair gel and just said "fuck it" and ejaculated into ya hair! gosh skipper, they say that trees actually speak or some shit like that, but its so quiet most people cant hear it! but with ears like yours, i bet it sounds like the trees are yellin'! boingity boing!
and hey! in that first image where im dancing in the middle of the night, ya really think i wanna be there? no!! im forced to do that cuz of my shitty flippity fuckin' job! (it requires me to dance the entire day with no brake...) and that second image! is...well i mean i dont think i look THAT bad....i mean at least i dont look like this! skippity woo!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810684414290821210/815064031140380692/0b9655482cb56e11705f244748d9e3de.png
the faces ya makin' skipper sure are somethin'! and i think ya like that suit a bit too much skipper....am i really the one that needs to be touchin' grass now? sheesh!
and! hey! ...yeah you're right about that last part where i gotta ask people to clap... but at least i dont force em' to dance! unlike Pave!
oh really skiper? well....
every time ya get a new phone, ya drop it and the screen cracks just a lil bit right at the corner of the screen! so its barly noticeable, but annoyin' when ya do notice it! and i hope that ya charger anytime ya need to charge any of your devices, is semi broken! which means ya gotta keep finagling it until ya finally get at a spot where it charges! JUST for it to break and stop chargin' again! and i hope that happens with ya headphones too! i hope every time you're about to finish either a puzzle or a Lego piece, ya lose the very last piece to it and ya send hours tryin' to find it but it turns out its under the table and when ya try to pick it up ya bang ya head on the table ruinin' the whole thing!
I was doing nothing why does everybody hate me? How dare your daughter make such serious accusations?!
flashbacks of bullying
Oh mr Afton, i wouldn't be surprised if ACTUALLY were attracted to that thing-
thanks 4 the add! XOXO BONNET !!!!
if it were just micheal, i wouldn't care so much, but this happens every. hecking. day. every fricking tuesday another 5 employees go "missing" because of that man. and im tired of it.
...please dont tell freddy i said frck or hck
(ooc funky fact this is salem on yet another account which is probably why it looks exactly like the mangle page but blue-)
yeah you can come attack them too if you want
also i agree, everyone else has been pretty silent so it would make sense to deal with them for now
No! I didn't mean to..! I was 12...she was 17! She should've known better..!
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I...uh..killed my sister, MARI on accident. I was 12! She started a fight over the stairs and we started pushing each other!
It actually feels nice to let this out, the only person who knew this was my friend BASIL. I haven't seen him in a while, I hope he didn't tell anyone....
So, do you know how to bring back the dead?
heck yeah, cancelling the internet with the man behind the slaughter! anyways im just gonna go post about bb kinnies and why they suck on my tumblr dot com
I don't have to seem threatening. You said you're immortal, right?
of course i cant see dumb fuck i was designed to keep my eyes closed god dayum
https://pm1.narvii.com/7527/2f1cc9324772c9e028b01c0c8b9f4118d90ff7d5r1-335-399v2_hq.jpg
You think- you think THIS. THIS. is attractive? No. Definitely not. How could anyone find that- or, I guess you- anything more than ugly, disgusting, unappealing, et cetera.
I don't care if you slaughtered people for less. You seem harmless enough.
Mhm whatever but your daughter is still my enemy
Yes. Yes, it absolutely should. Are you insane?- oh, well, we already know the answer to that question.
It doesn't seem flattering to have people find you attractive in a suit that disgusting and have people find your actual looks quite ugly.
listen, I've only heard the accents of the people from Faraway. Never heard your type of accent. and how dare you make fun of my name?
(ooc springtrap simps scare me)
Does it not concern you that they have a crush on the rotting bunny suit you died in? That they have a body pillow of it, and even believe they merged with you?
my name is SUNNY.
[ooc:HYAHYGTFGVA i changed characters today but i added you while i was shigeo kageyama]
(OOC STOP I LITERALLY WATCHED A VIDEO ON TUMBLR SEXYMEN TODAY AND THE PURPLE GUY 8BIT APPEARED MULTIPLE TIMES HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT.)
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1199017459.2801/st,small,845x845-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.jpg
Okay.
you cannot kill a killer!!!!!!!!!!
I mean I seem like some ignorant person but I have a heart (Unlike someone)
so sorry >:( I will NEVER apologize to you again
Literally shut up. No one likes you. (and ooc ofc i mean williaem not u bc person behind the account very swag 100%)
no.
Wait- I threatened you randomly? Oh my bad-
I agree with nortons gay 100%.
YOU ARE ONE
IM NOT A BB KINNIE >:(
your accent sounds funny.
when are you gonna cancel me ya purple blob?
perfect! now nobody will know how garbage our takes are because they'll be distracted by our amazing editing!
I dont have tumblr
Y E S
idk how to make good yt videos but i've made like 5 mediocre danganronpa edits so that should be enough skill!
But theres snow where I am at
My hand is gonna get cold :p
HELL YEAH WE'RE GONNA CANCEL EXOTIC BUTTERS ON TWITTER
BBKINNIESAREOVERPARTY
I mean if I get angry enough I could kill someone
BUTTTT I might make a mess so idrk
No, I won't give up. And I know it's not easy I have been watching true crime since I was 6 ya purple poo!
Yeah you have experience but here's the thing
I
DONT
CARE
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Serial killers were not experienced when they committed their first murder unless they killed animals in their childhood or sumn
it really just takes one try and you can easily nail something
or not
agreed!!! fuck bb, all my homies hate bb kinnies
And I actually hate Jeffrey Dahmer so please never bring him up xoxo <3
I mean I ain't trynna be scary since I know I am not but I could easily kill someone just depends on how I plan it and who I do it to I mean I have planned a murder before soooo ๐ถ
And I am not important to anyone besides some of my family so you don't have to worry about that <3
they definitely kin dd too
they keep claiming that im the bb kinnie here but like. i said it on their page and i'll say it again, the only similarity between me and bb is that i hate him as much as i hate myself! literally nothing else!
I can easily shapeshift and I can turn into a human to eat you simple
And I'm not saying I dislike you since your mean to me
I just like Zipper because he has said nothin bad to me ya living corpse how about you get a grip
Ya don't even know where I live! Try and find me I dare you to try
i- did they just threaten to eat you???? but yeah sure immortality sounds neat
Its called s u i c i d a l you fucktard
and my plan is to hmm idk eat you
and I like Zipper
He is not mean to me
oh yes too muck time.
how have u been my dear?
seriously. the weirdest thing that wanted to kill me before this was my cat who likes to bite me in my sleep
what are they even gonna do? melt themself and drown us in butter? the only time i've ever feared for my life was before you came along and got me vaccinated, what makes them think that the big scary butter monster is gonna do anything? and like. you're literally immortal. a stick of butter does not have the power to break that cycle.
And honestly torture me as much as ya want
but make it gory and disgusting <3
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THISSS PAGEEE ISSSS BEAUTIFUUUULLL
oops didnt mean to call zipper a cracker i meant to call you one 0.0
Well, I wouldn't call myself emo ya purple blob!
I just like gore and dark stuff
I associate with Goth FYI
And as I said you living corpse you won't cheat death after i'm done with you so watch yo mouth and I might not touch ya child but they are my enemy... That's why ya gets shipped with Zipper a cracker!
yeah, i took them back on my way out!
out of all the things to challenge us, i never expected it to be a literal stick of butter, but here we are
I will kill you and your child...
You will not cheat death anymore you purple poop blob
You literally look like a purple blob that has scoliosis
k good
...oh! speaking of people dying, i have recently made a new enemy! exotic butters decided that they hate me now so uh we should probably get rid of them after cutsy and zipper
https://i.ibb.co/K7Cmnmh/3dtext2gif-thbsqwpujuku.gif
yeah, if he had like maybe one more brain cell (and was dead) i would think that he kidnapped me just to make you look like a worse parent! god he sucks
Idk man
the Cutsy peep ya following told me
just wanted to see if it was real or not.
And yes, I am sure
I will haunt you forever
I am watching you and I will find you and force you to buy all Exotic butters I will force you to love me and my fellow butters
William Afton beware of your surroundings
ok!
heh, and zipper claims that you're a bad dad...
Is angry
butters*
You can never escape exotic buttes you purple blob
ok what about uhh 5 (except for today because its currently past 5)
is already listening to p!atd nightcore playlist and cant hear you so anyways whens therapy
agreed
lemme just-
closes mcr nightcore playlist cutely
yeah ok understandable
mama does kinda bop tho
heck yea therapy time gets in the car
This page is currently all I need in life
mentally no but physically yeah
and hey! you're just mad ya dont look good in over-alls! while I look like a gay farm uncle! TAKE THAT!
while you look like a a shrived up firby who hasnt showered in decades.
and ya got a lot of hobbies? alright...name one that doesnt include threatenin' a rabbit over the internet, makin' shitty murder robots, killin' kids, and being an over all dick. I'll wait skipper....
and well...i guess ya right about those rhymes and me callin; everybody "skipper" but- AT LEAST IM NOT BRITISH! hippity ho!
and no! i will not stop bringin' up the fact that ya british! fuck you!
and, was that really the worse you've looked skipper? because cough cough
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ya look amazin' in those pictures skipper! never looked better!
in the second one, ya eyes are all wonky too! boingity boing!
and skipper....the picture that people love oh so much! didnt load HAHA!
oh yeah skipper? well...i hope that every time ya go to get cereal in the mornin', the milk is either empty, or spoiled! or even worse...once ya finished poorin the milk in the cereal...i hope ya run out of clean spoons and when ya go to clean a new one, ya cant because SOMEONE STOLE EM ALL!!
and! i hope that every time ya play pokemon...you always run into a legendary! but ya just too slow and it runs away before you can catch it! SAME WITH THE SHINYS! and i hope, that every time ya go to click the x button on an add, ya fingers slip and it sends ya to the app store! over and over and over! and i hope that every time ya go onto a website, it loeds. and once it finished loadin', ya already pressed the X button so now ya gotta open up the site and wait for it to load again! ONLY FOR IT TO TAKE TOO LONG AND YOU PRESS THE X BUTTON RIGHT WHEN IT FINISHED LOADIN' AGAIN!!!
Thanks fur adding me ! :}
hey! p-people love me! just look at some of my mypsace comments!