"Bon Bon, I think that's the birthday boy!"
38 years old
Hello in there!!
My name is Freddy Fazbear, but don't I look different than what you were imagining? Well, of course I do! I'm a specialized version, made for MORE and EXTRA FUN!
Me and Bon Bon will put on the best show around that is guaranteed to entertain any party guest!
Why don't you consider renting US the next time you have a party, I promise that WE DON'T DISAPPOINT!
https://media1.tenor.com/images/e22fa7631cd5b154d7991df9be1f8c41/tenor.gif?itemid=20179255 Fazbear Entertainment is not liable for any injury or harm I may induce.
Friends, any and all!
Silly Millie! Go goth girl give us nothing!
Foxy and Ballora, I miss you guys!
New technicians (the last guys... disappeared.)
Sarah Drawz! >w<
OMG XD hi!!
I really hope it isn't Henry - I don't know what I'd do with myself if that were the case.
Ah yes, we're slowly coming back to this god-forsaken website, finally.
I know, right?
hi freddy bestie beloved dearest friend freddy!!!
man i only ever come here to post abt blueycapsules n then i dip 😔😔 sorry to disappoint guys
I DIDNT KNOW ???????????? i dont like Assuming wtf
i. i didnt expect you'd come out. anyways so true
Actually... if you look at my headpiece in the pink maid dress picture, you'll notice that I am, in fact, wearing cat ears. You're welcome, Freddy!
What's that supposed to mean?
What about my maid outfit...? It's a nice shade of pink, isn't it?
oh that . makes sense i guess
. what the fuck is that
NO. EXPLAIN IT
THEN WHAT THE FUVK WAS THAT
(ooc: Mamamax is a person who hunts down predators and stuff. He is oddly comforting
OOC: I watch True crime and mamamax fam 😔 I swear im not bad
OOC: Oh thats all fine. I watch a lot of stuff talking about animal harm and children's death
OOC: No they didn't. Are there some things I should worry about?
OOC: Im just now starting to! I got recommended to it by a mutual!
WHATHE FUCK DID SHE TAKE OVER YOU ??!!??! ARE YOI OK ????????????
YEAH I KILLED HER she was out of control ok
Y-you look very c-cool!
Nah it was fine!
Im not dilf hunting. I am just attracted to animatronics
So....Are you single?
hatsune ennard is Dead
a weird kid is WHAT
Uhh...He hacked it.
Hey... Shh, pretend you didn't see that. I didn't type that- William did
DDAG IT GGRRRRR
Is he perhaps...Single?
Haha, let's not talk about that! Anyway, how old is your friend Bonbon?
Hah, maybe the kid is. Idk
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wh4t th3 fuckkkk fr3ddyyy 1m just sh0w1ng 4ff3ct10nnnn
C00L!!! v10l3ntly jumpz 4nd 4tt4ckz u 4nyw4yz >:3
M4YB333! Y0U'LL JUST H4V3 T0 F1ND 0UT Y0URS3LF!
thx f0r th3 4dd fr4ddy th1s 1s t0t4lly N0t S4l3m y0u d3f1n1t3ly d0nt kn0w m3
Zipper T. Bunny
Yep, sometimes they treat me nicely.
Yep! But sometimes they get so annoying it unbearable! Always throwing me around like I'm some frisbee! It infuriates me!
Heh, the damn nose pickers are always so curious and nosey. Curiosity always kills the cat!
I've been fine thank you for asking. I have seen some cursed stuff and annoying kids but besides that I am fine! How about you?
Hmm, Funtime Freddy...I actually like your page.
You've been waiting for me this whole time? If I had the ability to, I'd be crying right now!
You're missing out on something special squirt
CHECK OUT MY FF PREVIEW IN MY BLOG NOW
Happy tree friends
sureeeeeee! i thought it was suppposed to be me n bonbon overthrowing you; but whateves!1
(ooc: thank you so much i owe you my life )
(ooc: #292873 << sumthing like that)
nice! is bonnet coming too or does she still want to overthrow you?
yes, thats what i was thinking!
good morning freddy <3
(ooc) you're lucky idk any slurs for lesbians grrrr /j
Okay >:) heh
bc it's true---
does test you/s
SCREAMING AT PEOPLE VERY LOUDLY
I dare you to/s
HI FREDDY! IM PRACTICING
screams really loudly for no reason in particular
F you Freddy. And fyi I LOVE bonbon
NOOOO PLEASE YOU ARE MY FAV AND MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS KIN YOUUU
Just joking around and bringing up wattpad stories haha 😀❤ dont worry
stop abusing bonbon bestie <3 (you are my bestie now <3)
Hello, Freddy, bestie! It truly wasn't the same without you! Are you finally ready for our double act?
[OOC] No probs! B)
[OOC] It's useful in most cases, and here's an example of how it works! Keep in mind it doesn't have a width either so you don't have to worry about ugly looking gaps in text lol
[OOC] My username is an invisible unicode character, so it appears as if I have no name at all. The name of the unicode character is zero-width non-joiner (or ZWNJ) for short. I figured having no name would be useful if I ever decided to drop the monty thing (Which I never will probably)
(i have six blogs rn :woozy: i just gave up on one bc i didnt want to be in character 4 danganronpa HDHBHSHB but one of them is css, 3 of them are fnaf, and then 1 is my beloved kitty cheshire,,,,,,, xd)
(should i just go and make Them both. sorry i cant decicedd things 4 myself)
[OOC] Yeah it was an old place, an apartment more so, the tiles were uneven too so like ew, some parts of the floor were even slightly raised
(ooc: i want to make,, glamrock chica blog,,, funtime chica blog// idk i just dont want 2 be the person who has most of the fnaf accounts on here,,, and it would be funry yes)
(ooc: roxanne wolf blog?? my original plan was 2 make vanessa and glamrock chica but i got lazy and only made ness. i have the swaggiest email now though xd. ALSO YEAH urbz has one of the best soundtracks)
its okay my mp3 is from a gameboy game im p sure no one on here knows about
if you guys see my hannah montana mp3 no you dont.
[OOC] Honestly ditto, and it wasn't just the kitchen </3 all the bedrooms and stuff except for the bathroom had the same exact pattern and it literally freaked me out
(OOC: HELPSDFSJD NOO I JUST LIKE URBZ AND IM POSTING IT ON EVERYONES PAGE BUT NOW IM LAUGHING AT UR COMMENT...)
idk i just get you vibes from the way he's walking xd
(ooc i saw ur comment on monty's page and just wanted to let you know that i dont mind that you're older since you. aren't being creepy or anything. dont worry u aren't making me uncomfy ur cool
[OOC] Awauuughhh all those memories, dude, I remember at one point I was genuinely afraid of fnaf 2. funny shit is that the house I lived in at the time had checkered floors so I was absolutely scared straight lol. But yeah to be completely honest I think the majority of myspace anyway is people 13-14 and under
Err.., yes? and?
Okay, okay, let me try again:
Oh, I took a holiday not that long ago! Being that was the longest vacation I've ever taken! Thirty years in a dark room all by myself while fading in and out of consciousness were very, very beneficial for my mental health.
[OOC] All cool lol. Honestly I'm surprised to even see so many fnaf accounts. My liking towards it just randomly resurfaced one day and I kinda went fuck it, gator boy. but then again gdjhbdnwsd I wonder if it's weird for a damn near 16 year old to still be obsessed with this kinda shit lmao
Freddy, I appreciate the sentiment, I really do, but you shouldn't have to work twice as hard just because I'm feeling a bit weird at the moment! What if they put me on something and I accidentally blurt out I've committed manslaughter countless times? And hey, I already go to therapy, isn't that enough...?
[OOC] Nah you're cool, and aaajdsksj feels good to have at least someone older than me lmao I feel like queen Elizabeth or somethin' when I'm on here sometimes