OMG XD hi!!

I really hope it isn't Henry - I don't know what I'd do with myself if that were the case.
However, if it is Michael, I wouldn't know what I'd do *to him - speaking of the failure, have you seen him, recently? I already have to deal with Zipper and that "neko" girl stalking me, I don't want to have to even think about Mike being a bother again.

Ah yes, we're slowly coming back to this god-forsaken website, finally.
I wasn't really online because I was actively on the run from the police, but that's life, eh?
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???WQDJWEIF THANK YOU!!!!! i tried to really capture william's rotten non-existent british dilf energy🛐🛐

I know, right?
The "feddy" epidemic was kind of great, but this, this is much better!

hi freddy bestie beloved dearest friend freddy!!!

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I MISS YOU TOO !!!!!!!,,,, ive just been trying to do good at school its just been tests on tests on tests lately reonfuitgtrjg

man i only ever come here to post abt blueycapsules n then i dip 😔😔 sorry to disappoint guys

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824304706624290896/824310929780637736/THANKS1.gif

I DIDNT KNOW ???????????? i dont like Assuming wtf

i. i didnt expect you'd come out. anyways so true

gay people

https://youtu.be/gAYL5H46QnQ

Actually... if you look at my headpiece in the pink maid dress picture, you'll notice that I am, in fact, wearing cat ears. You're welcome, Freddy!

What's that supposed to mean?
Well, I guess I kind of understand - nobody would look at me and think I have a maid dress in my closet?
However, this one isn't the only one I have - here:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/797378705026318356/816884028548186122/image-removebg-preview.png

What about my maid outfit...? It's a nice shade of pink, isn't it?

oh that . makes sense i guess

. what the fuck is that

NO. EXPLAIN IT

THEN WHAT THE FUVK WAS THAT

(ooc: Mamamax is a person who hunts down predators and stuff. He is oddly comforting

OOC: I watch True crime and mamamax fam 😔 I swear im not bad

OOC: Oh thats all fine. I watch a lot of stuff talking about animal harm and children's death

OOC: No they didn't. Are there some things I should worry about?

OOC: Im just now starting to! I got recommended to it by a mutual!

WHATHE FUCK DID SHE TAKE OVER YOU ??!!??! ARE YOI OK ????????????

YEAH I KILLED HER she was out of control ok

Y-you look very c-cool!

Nah it was fine!

No.

Im not dilf hunting. I am just attracted to animatronics

So....Are you single?

hatsune ennard is Dead

a weird kid is WHAT

Uhh...He hacked it.

Hey... Shh, pretend you didn't see that. I didn't type that- William did

DDAG IT GGRRRRR
okay, please tell me when he is :D

Maybe...

Is he perhaps...Single?

Haha, let's not talk about that! Anyway, how old is your friend Bonbon?

Hah, maybe the kid is. Idk

th3 cr1m3 1 w4s r3f3r1ng t0 w4s k1ll1ng y0u but s1nc3 y0u'r3 4l1v3 1 gu3ss w3 c4n c0mm1t 0th3r cr1m3s

wh4t th3 fuckkkk fr3ddyyy 1m just sh0w1ng 4ff3ct10nnnn
3h wh4t3v3r
cr1m3 >:3c

C00L!!! v10l3ntly jumpz 4nd 4tt4ckz u 4nyw4yz >:3

M4YB333! Y0U'LL JUST H4V3 T0 F1ND 0UT Y0URS3LF!

thx f0r th3 4dd fr4ddy th1s 1s t0t4lly N0t S4l3m y0u d3f1n1t3ly d0nt kn0w m3
s33 1 typ3 funky s4l3m d03snt d0 th4t-

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767152257967849502/817372525226098709/zipper.jpg
good mornin'

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absolutely no need to say sorry !!!!!!
ill do that right away :)

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id love to join 🥺🥺🥺
the invite is expired tho </3
could you send it to me??🥺🥺

Yep, sometimes they treat me nicely.

Yep! But sometimes they get so annoying it unbearable! Always throwing me around like I'm some frisbee! It infuriates me!

Heh, the damn nose pickers are always so curious and nosey. Curiosity always kills the cat!

I've been fine thank you for asking. I have seen some cursed stuff and annoying kids but besides that I am fine! How about you?

Hmm, Funtime Freddy...I actually like your page.

You've been waiting for me this whole time? If I had the ability to, I'd be crying right now!
After we're done showing everyone just how amazing our abilities are combined, they'll have to open a whole new location just for the both of us!

You're missing out on something special squirt

CHECK OUT MY FF PREVIEW IN MY BLOG NOW

Happy tree friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNR2AY7b6kI

sureeeeeee! i thought it was suppposed to be me n bonbon overthrowing you; but whateves!1

(ooc: thank you so much i owe you my life )

(ooc: #292873 << sumthing like that)

nice! is bonnet coming too or does she still want to overthrow you?

yes, thats what i was thinking!
one condition though:
before launching me, i will scream "YOU'D BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW BEFORE BON-BON BON-BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU" very loudly and then you can do it

good morning freddy <3
are we gonna go beat up the government today?

(ooc) you're lucky idk any slurs for lesbians grrrr /j

Okay >:) heh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEIIIiii

bc it's true---
(ooc) blueycapsules william my beloved

does test you/s

SCREAMING AT PEOPLE VERY LOUDLY
THATS KINDA. MY JOB

I dare you to/s

HI FREDDY! IM PRACTICING

screams really loudly for no reason in particular

F you Freddy. And fyi I LOVE bonbon

NOOOO PLEASE YOU ARE MY FAV AND MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS KIN YOUUU
PLS BE MY BESTIE <3

Just joking around and bringing up wattpad stories haha 😀❤ dont worry

stop abusing bonbon bestie <3 (you are my bestie now <3)

Hello, Freddy, bestie! It truly wasn't the same without you! Are you finally ready for our double act?

[OOC] No probs! B)

[OOC] It's useful in most cases, and here's an example of how it works! Keep in mind it doesn't have a width either so you don't have to worry about ugly looking gaps in text lol

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[OOC] My username is an invisible unicode character, so it appears as if I have no name at all. The name of the unicode character is zero-width non-joiner (or ZWNJ) for short. I figured having no name would be useful if I ever decided to drop the monty thing (Which I never will probably)

(i have six blogs rn :woozy: i just gave up on one bc i didnt want to be in character 4 danganronpa HDHBHSHB but one of them is css, 3 of them are fnaf, and then 1 is my beloved kitty cheshire,,,,,,, xd)

(should i just go and make Them both. sorry i cant decicedd things 4 myself)

[OOC] Yeah it was an old place, an apartment more so, the tiles were uneven too so like ew, some parts of the floor were even slightly raised

(ooc: i want to make,, glamrock chica blog,,, funtime chica blog// idk i just dont want 2 be the person who has most of the fnaf accounts on here,,, and it would be funry yes)

(ooc: roxanne wolf blog?? my original plan was 2 make vanessa and glamrock chica but i got lazy and only made ness. i have the swaggiest email now though xd. ALSO YEAH urbz has one of the best soundtracks)

its okay my mp3 is from a gameboy game im p sure no one on here knows about

if you guys see my hannah montana mp3 no you dont.

[OOC] Honestly ditto, and it wasn't just the kitchen </3 all the bedrooms and stuff except for the bathroom had the same exact pattern and it literally freaked me out

(OOC: HELPSDFSJD NOO I JUST LIKE URBZ AND IM POSTING IT ON EVERYONES PAGE BUT NOW IM LAUGHING AT UR COMMENT...)

https://64.media.tumblr.com/4e24bee840528b868fa7ed3702556da0/tumblr_oos59sdp191vgq995o1_250.gifv

idk i just get you vibes from the way he's walking xd

(ooc i saw ur comment on monty's page and just wanted to let you know that i dont mind that you're older since you. aren't being creepy or anything. dont worry u aren't making me uncomfy ur cool
k thats it)

[OOC] Awauuughhh all those memories, dude, I remember at one point I was genuinely afraid of fnaf 2. funny shit is that the house I lived in at the time had checkered floors so I was absolutely scared straight lol. But yeah to be completely honest I think the majority of myspace anyway is people 13-14 and under

Err.., yes? and?

Okay, okay, let me try again:
Remember when I went to Hell? That counts as a vacation, right...?

slem <3<3<3

Oh, I took a holiday not that long ago! Being that was the longest vacation I've ever taken! Thirty years in a dark room all by myself while fading in and out of consciousness were very, very beneficial for my mental health.

[OOC] All cool lol. Honestly I'm surprised to even see so many fnaf accounts. My liking towards it just randomly resurfaced one day and I kinda went fuck it, gator boy. but then again gdjhbdnwsd I wonder if it's weird for a damn near 16 year old to still be obsessed with this kinda shit lmao

Freddy, I appreciate the sentiment, I really do, but you shouldn't have to work twice as hard just because I'm feeling a bit weird at the moment! What if they put me on something and I accidentally blurt out I've committed manslaughter countless times? And hey, I already go to therapy, isn't that enough...?

[OOC] Nah you're cool, and aaajdsksj feels good to have at least someone older than me lmao I feel like queen Elizabeth or somethin' when I'm on here sometimes