"not actually 19. im 12. dont be creepy"
19 years old
(in character account based on head canons)
(mp3 is temporary bc idk what to make it)
(messages will be in character unless specified)
could be the shawty thats like a melody in your that you cant keep out got you singing like nananana every day like your ipod's stuck on replay, replay-
night guard for freddy fazbear's mega pizza plex. no, it's not fun to work there.
i praise myself on being the coolest person you could meet on here.
im swag- it's a fact.
No because what
william & i r besties NVM jfk my bestie now
uh, anyone? i guess
apparently there are animatronics on here?? would love to see the glamrock group trying to work myspace, lol
GOD I FUCKING LOVE URBZ: SIMS IN THE CITY IF YOU PLAY URBZ ADD ME
https://www.cnet.com/a/img/TgslxeGWeZlbbdPndxCDkAbERw8=/940x528/2013/08/12/d11032f7-871c-11e3-9955-14feb5ca9861/scp_1.jpg Thank you for joining the SCP FOUNDATION.
...why do you ask?
wow this is like heaven
Good luck with that.
Gonna take your flashlight and you can't stop me, hid the wrench too! ...I think.
[OOC] Gay gay homosexual gay
OKAY OKAY I GET IT YO
What if I hid your flashlights anyway?
We should play a little game. One where I hide all flashlights and have you spend the next few shifts without one, until you find them. how 'bout it?
I don't know who either of those people are, but that's cool!
..What's coming together..?
saucy shawty same thing
shut up saucy im trying to commit crimes over here leave me alone smh
[OOC] lol Moogz
[OOC] Started as a joke on discord with many variations, Moogie, Moog, Moogz, Moo-Moo, Monny, etc.
[[ITS ALRIGHT DW!!
YOU SEEM VEWWY SWAGGY POGGERS
[[ooc//not a joke anymore please dont put h/mestuck stuff in my general vicinity.
Would you like me to sever your hands?
Hell, I'd even be okay with you calling me Mont. Just not Moogie.
Like hell you are!
MONTY, IT'S MONTY. NOT MOOGIE.
You're not allowed on my racetrack anymore, stop being mean to my besties </3
Did you just-
False alarm <3
Hey girl <3 how mad at me would you be if I told you that I think that Crystal Pepsi killed your bestie?
SORRY BUT THAT PEPSI IS-UH OLDER THAN JESUS!
GIVE ME-UH... THE PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah! He seems dumber than a box of rocks, he'll definitely fall for it!
Hey, Ness, do ya think Will or Mike or literally anyone else likes Pepsi? I don't want this lol
All of this Crystal Pepsi is gonna go to waste.
Your loss 😋
This does NOT change the fact that you're turning down a dare, though.
Fine, whatever, I'll just stuff it back into her pocket.
continues defending the british on this page cutely
... I don't think you realize mischief is in my programming.
Sure it is! Here, I nabbed this twenty from some kid's pocket, would that do?
And if I paid you for doin' this dare?
Well stop being busy <3 this is more important, I promiseeee <33
No?? C'mon, it'll be so fun!
Heeeey, girl <3 are ya up for a dare?
(great to hear that you enjoyed it!)
I do not want near another glass at any point in time, so we've got a deal yo.
W-...Huh? are you serious?
I-ERUH.. KNOW RIGHT!1!!! WHO WOULD-UH WANT TO GET RID OF A HANDSOME-UH DEVIL LIKE ME!!!1!??/
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I-ERUH SAID!! THE PRINCIPLE FROZE EVERYBODY IN THAT-UH ROOM. THE PRINCIPLE TRIED TO-UH FREEZE US ALL TO GET RID OF US BUT WE ESCAPED THE ICE!! THERE WERE-UH A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE..
SHE SAID IT WAS-UH.. AN ACCIDENT BUT-UH HER BODY LANGUAGE SAID-UH OTHERWISE HAHAHA!!!!!!! IM SURPRISED THAT-UH I DIDN'T FREEZE TO DEATH-UH THAT DAY...
JOAN IS-UH... HOT!!!! SHE HAS-UH VERY SILKY SMOOTH SKIN.. AND BEAUTIFUL RED(?) HAIR!! TO-UH BAD THOUGH.. SHE LIKES-UH ABE.. BUT SHE SLEPT WITH-UH ME SO I DOUBT SHE DOES ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! (joan is really pretty wtf)
EXACTLY-UH!!! IM-UH MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN-UH... EVERYONE ELSE-UH AT CLONE HIGH!!!
(ILL POST A LINK TO A MARATHON THATS ON YOUTUBE- ITS ALL THE EPISODES IN ONE VIDEO)
(YOU SHOULD- ALSOT OF IT IS JUST SEX JOKES N' SHIT BUT ITS FUNNY ASF ITS BASICALLY ABOUT HISTORIC FIGURES GOING TO HIGHSCHOOL BECAUSE OLD PEOPLE RESURRECTED THEM ITS REALLY FUNNY THOUGH)
EVERYONE HATES-UH ABE!!! ABE CAN SUCK-UH MY LEFT NUT!!!! (
PLS I CANT ANYMORE WHAT IM SAYING ISNT EVEN FUNNY LMQKJNKJDWE)
BECAUSE I-ERUH... CHEATED ON HER!!! SHE CHEATED ON ME-UH FIRST THOUGH!! NOW SHE'S GOING-UH AFTER ABE!! I-ERUH... HATE ABE!
CLEO-UH... BROKE UP WITH-UH ME.. AGAIN...
YES, WE CAN-UH BE FRIENDS!!!!!!
WHO YOU CALLIN'-UH SHAWTY 🤔
What a putz.
Y'callin me stupid or sumn?
None of what you say makes any sense whatsoever.
I. Do not. Like.
[OOC] Animal jam was an entire vibe overall
[[THE FLIPPERS CHICAS WEARING OH MY GOD
They're raunchy yo.
[OOC] I would NEVER HFCHSKN animal jam emojis are so cute to me like wtf
I think OP's logic is flawed, they're literally my best friends, haha! They'd never hate me <3
"square," "uncool," "lame," yeah that, that's jive.
LOL NO I DIDNT GET ANYTHING
Wait, I know those are meant to be "cringe" but those are actually sorta cute?
Girl don't call me Roxy teehee <3 I mean, unless you WANT to know what it feels like to be run over multiple times.
DID YOU J-
Why are you so interested in it? Dang.
It's far from funny, stop laughing.
Okay... do me a favor and stay far away from me! In return perhaps I won't violently maul you like some kind of feral beast!
...Do you... Do you even know how?
Okay you lost it, good job.
That's, that's respectable actually.
I'm convinced you watch 3AM challenge videos unironically.
yo vnasebsansesa me n william are bringing back All The Diseases to disney land do you wanna come
Is that... supposed to be an insult?
[OOC] My internet seriously just went "no <3" for a sec wtf sorry if this is a doublesend
Is that supposed to be an insult..?
[OOC] I'll probably make a clay model one day when I'm not busy lol, idk why but only the older fnaf plushies seem cool to me
(ooc: smh but i support the schmidttrap idea ngl)
Schmidttrap????????? what no------ we're just homies
How would I know? They just up and disappeared!
I completely forgot about that y'know. Try asking Rox, maybe she'll have a clue.
You aren't going to help?!
Okay this is embarrassing... but, I can't find my shades.