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"verified tumblr sexyman" Gender Fluid
16 years old
United States
Last Login:
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TO MY-UH GAY DADS, DONT-UH READ THIS-UH!!!
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THIS IS MY-UH.. DATING PROFILE!!!! I-ERUH.. GOT BANNED FROM TINDER!!!!
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"NO NO NO! like this, 'Four-a sup-pa I-eruh want a party pLATTA!'"
Hey-uhra, ladies (or men, I don't care which). It's JFK! Totally 100% real-uh. I just wanna say-uh... you look gorgeous lookin'-uh at your screen.
hit-uh my-eruh... line sometime ;)
(omfg I can't fr fr)
Maybe-uh we can get together-eruh and-uh... have some-uh fun ;) if not-uh.. then that's-uh alright too-uh...
Joan... please answer my-uh texts..
and Cleo... PLEASE COME BACK-UH :(
also-uh, fuck you-uh ABE >:(
Gandhi... you're-uh.. okay I-eruh... guess.
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proud member of 'The Beatles'
one of the only verified tumblr sexymen
NO, I WILL NOT:
-SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH
-STEP ON YOU
-DO YOUR HOMEWORK
-HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOU
it's funny but some of y'all are taking it too far :)
uh I'm not actually 16 I'm 15 but it isn;t much of a difference lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEhyu3ZvqP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0bJG-oyKAA
profile picture was made by the lovely lorax (https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=66997), thank you! OH AND THE CSS IS MADE BY THE AMAZING SSKAILYN <3 (https://myspace.windows93.net/index.php?id=5778)
you in my-uhra, room.. ;) and your-uh mom ;)
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ahhhh ur page is swagggyyy😩😩😩
uhhh im so gay im fucking gay im that dude wearing nailpolish yelling hey im that dude at the party who will grab ur butt and when you turn arounf and look at me you'll be like what idk where this is from
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<3 peace & love <3
OMG I FEEL SO HONORED PLS, I MISSED YOU SM UGHH but hell yeah ill spam yr comments!!11!!! 🤧 🤧
ofc you are shawty, have a flower
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JFK OMG HI<3333 I DIED 4 ALIL BIT BUT NOW IM BACK LMFAO
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got a thicc butt ngl
flushed emoji
woah i guess i'm part of the 1% 😳😳😳😩😩😩
yeah i can 😳😳😳
flushed emoji
debby ryans
hay ✋
jfk 😳👉👈
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i'm looking at ur pfp and does that say "sad mommy"
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daily meme fo da homie
Your page hits hard- love it <3
jfk my beloved
Yum!
:> Ayyy
status: listening to "Emo boy"
JFK is emo??
nonono i wasnt trying to insult it
im sorrrryyyy ;-;
fogive me pls
that hairstyle is gonna be combatted i tell ya
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jfk is best boy dont @ me on that
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YESYESIAMHEREDONOTWORRY
<3 peace & love <3
j-jfk.......<3 ily
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OH AIGHT BESTIE BAE DHSJKOIURHGEHDJKOFIJDHSBA
ME WHEN!!!!!!!!!!! I WNNA MAKE ANOTHR ACC JUS 4 CSS BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE IT HHN ALSO BESTIE,.,.... WHATZ YR MAIN BAE ?!?!?!??????
IM DOIN PRETTY GOOD ASF IG ONG WBU BESTIE AHA ?!?!?!??!?????/
hay bestie bae 😏😏‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️
MK BYE BESTIE GL ILY /p <333
aight bestie bae!?!?!!!!!!!
nah we aint talkn abt him bestie i dont think <3
yuh yuh..,..,. i hav no idea wtf this bitch is talkn abt
omg im in ss rn bestie
ayo shawty wyd
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I love your mom too
IDK I SEEN A LOT ABOUT IT DHUDHIUDH
JUST IN CASE THIS SHUTS DOWN TAKE MY DISCORD cybrsexx#6450 YOU DONT HAVE TO ADD IT BUT PLS I CANT LOSE YOU :,(((
i'll for sure try to join them!! :0!!
if the other game is still up i'll rejoin in like 6-8 minutes!!
Thanks for the add your page is so cute i love it :)
ITS OKAYUSK THANKZDX U SM THO :DD N YEA BHAJHNSKJDHNSMKJDNS
THATS SO STUPID UYGHJHVB MOMS R DUMB,... ANYWAYS IDFK HONESTLY I JUS FEEL LIKE LITRL SHIT RN ASF.,,. AND NOW I HAVE 2 BABYSIT MY DADS FRIENDS KID I TOLD HIM I DIDNT WANT 2 BUT HE MADE ME FEEL GUILTY ABT IT SO HERE I AM
ME 2 :(( WHATS UP W U </3
ayo hows yr day/night goin so far shawty
smart idea JFK!! idk why i've been askin for pennies all this time /j
DEAR "BOB" WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT
AND YES SENPAI IS HOT ASF
omg ily2 shawty /p
Marriage
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO
There is a pipebomb in your mailbox.
HI JFKK ;)))))))
OMJHGFYYHGV THATS SWAG ASF DJKHEEV WERE GLAD U LUV THEM
thats it we're going to war./j
your sus/j
Yea pretty sure she asked like 10 people lol
OFC SHAWTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?!??!>?><>/,/., <3 ?!?!/1//1/1///
YES RLY!!!!!!!!!??!??! I WOULD NVR DIVORCE U SHAWTY
To a person called punkbihh, but it was a while ago
OMG !?!??!?!?! I WOULD NEVR!!!!!!!!!!!! SHAWTY WDYM ??
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゚+:ꔫ:﹤Your Invited!﹥:ꔫ:+゚
⋆┈┈。゚❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ❁ུ۪ ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ゚。┈┈⋆
to the redo Wedding of
Junko and the pop king himself Michael Jackson
RSVP: no time its rn
im glad u like it, im even happier that this is ur pfp now
<3 peace & love <3
make sure to stay hydrated bud!
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I made this for u
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well all of my money comes from daddy onceler, so sure
for now, have a cake
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<3 peace & love <3
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LMAOOFG NO ITS OKAYFDHABJ
omg i love the beatles!!!!
Cat pee :D
5 words.
spit
in
my
mouth
please
GOOD!! IM GLAD ID BE GOIN BANNANAS!! AND NO PROB BEST BEATLES MEMBER!!!!
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thank u jfk very cool <3
No problem, fifth Beatles member, JFK.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MIGHT CRRYRYYRYRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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OMG NO IM JUST OVERJOYED IM OK LMAO/j
DHWIUDH I CANTF BREATH, IS THIS REAL?😩😩I THINK IM GONNA CRY
yes.
I think i just fell in love.
of course I made you one of my top friends, you're a tumblr sexyman afterall :)
100%: absolute fact
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july 11 2003
hi bestie
I like your funny words magic man
fuck you too bitch
I'll bring the flowers.
Yeah i asked you on a date what about it? 🙄
Can we go on a date.
but wsp bbg
Did i actually mean it?
Yes, Yes i did.
Wrote that poem with love.
somebody once told me
the world is gonna roll me
i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
she was lookin' kinda dumb
with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an l
on her forehead
well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
fed to the rules and i hit the ground running
didn't make sense not to live for fun
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
DUDE IK HOW U FEEL <///33 BUTS ITS OKAY , PPL MAKE MISTAKES U CAN GET THROUGH THIS I BELIVE IN U !!!!! EVRYTHING ALWAYS ENDS UP OKAY EVENTUALLY!! AND IF IT DOESNT ILL MAKE IT OR SMTHN BC IM POGGERS LIKE THAT!!! GEEZ I SUCK AT COMFROTYING PPL IM SRY <//3
o no bae whatz wrong bae plz 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥 but im pretty pog
omg hay shawty bae how r u 2day
person behind vanessa account but on her main account so she doesnt have to put"(ooc:)" in front of everything. LAWLZ.
anyways thank you for accepting my add jfk