"Hello fans, it is me... Jesus"
100 years old
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
Im fucking Jesus? what more do you fools want to know about me...
Maya Sparkles and Ellen
jesus im sad pls make happy
OMG JESUS IN THE REAL !!!! ty 4 the add :-]
@Master Chief .....No comment
Good to see you on MySpace, Jesus.
woooooah jesus christ its jesus christ
jesus my beloved
(Just saw your blog. While this is an in-character account, I am very happy to see your coming out post! Happy pride month!)
EVERYONE: Please read my most recent blog... im coming out to yall
@HelloIAm0k DM Me :))
Jesus help me with the CSS thing my brain the size of an ant
Help me Jebus
@Closet That is 100% fine with me my child, we are all our own people <33
jesus ???!!! b but im an atheist
thank you jesus for adding me, a very fruity person
I feel so blessed rn
-squeaks in gay-
I am actually a panromantic asexual trans woman
love what you do, keep going at it man. ily Jesus
Hello children... Im back
oh mai gud god is that you lord
I am queer myself
what do u think about gays like me
father forgive me. these are my confessions
I LOVE JESUS SO MUCH!!!!
omg Jesus I'm such a big fan 🙏🏽
yes i loveall my children, especially maya sparkles
im a pagan witch do you still love me?
woah!! the real jesus :o
Hi Jesus just wanted to say I'm a big fan
can you sign my bible
hello Jesus you are awesome Jesus
OMG, hello Jesus. Thanks for the add, your page is the best :) <333
thanks for the add Jesus, i feel honored that you want to be my friend <3
btw tell god i said hi
im a satanist
it is an honor to be your friend thanks for the add !! B-))
Hi Jesus, am I allowed to jump off a cliff ?
@VALENHEARTZ Not until you decide that you must go or until your life is taken <33
hi jesus is it my time
@Rukia thank you :))
IM LAUGHING SO HARD THANKS FOR THE ADD JESUS
HOLY SHIT ITS JESUS... 😨
woah its jesus hi
@dollykai My coming out as trans experience was during a fight with my parents so I don't have the best coming out advice. What I can say is that you should only tell them if you feel that you would be safe telling them, and if they choose to abuse you (mentally or physically) for your decision, tell someone like a therapist or someone at your school if they would be able to have a talk with them, your parents might not listen to you, but if comfronted by an adult it might help them understand. It is perfectly okay to be nonbinary! it is perfectly okay to use any pronouns you want or identify how you want to <3
jesus how do i tell my mom im non binary, or is it okay to be non binary?
Anyone that is able to have a child should have the right to choose what they do with that child. Nobody else but that person can decide their decision, not even god.
hi jesus, what's your opinion on abortion?
I love you jesus
@cherub it is perfectly okay with me that you are an atheist, we all have our own ideas, morals, and beliefs <3
thank you for the add jesus, even though i am an atheist
Jesus! i'm such a fan!!!
hello jesus :D
I love all, no matter who they are. Ive met Satan a few times, they are very chill. (Satan is nonbinary, their pronouns are they/them)
yo jesus, how buddy buddy are u with satan cuz like i wanna get on his good side before i go to hell yknow
YOOOOOOOOO JESUS :D
God is nonbinary
I Jesus Christ, am a proud panromantic asexual trans woman
omg jesus christr lgbtq confirmed
hey jesus whats ur opinion on gay rights
(tag line thx 4 the add! :D)
jesus.... do u even know who i am? i am someone you know... youll never guess.......................... surpise
i bow down to u jesus christ
Thank you for adding me Jesus :]
wow jesus ily
Hello new children... have a wonderful day <33
Thank you for the add, Jesus
your page is soo cool Jesus, i love you
Thank you my child...
I agree with you, big j.
thank you for the add!! hopefully my username doesnt bring back any bad memories
Shouldn't our goal as a society be to feed and house people for free? not having them die in the streets if they are unable to pay for their basic needs? Why should our brothers, sisters, nonbinary friends, and friends who identify as anything else even have to pay to survive? the game of capitalism is a game of death
Actually JFK... I hate your fucking guts, communism shall prevail
we would be such a powerful duo. John F. Kennedy and Jesus Christ.
omg Jesus thx for the add!!!
Heavy like jesus
As you should
I thank God for my stable Wi-Fi
no way, finally its been so long thank god for myspace i wouldnt have known about jesus any other way, thanks for dying a couple times i guess
thxs 4 the add jesus!
ty for the add jesus, sorry about ur crucifixion ig
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