skipper, my "hairy back" was just my fur. you didnt climb inside the suit you climbed inside the fucking overalls ya dumb trash panda.
and no, i did not like the bite marks.

you're racist

Die

:(

...oops. I miss the golden ages

we have no food on this deserted island, please sell us something to eat you are a shopkeeper after all

thanks for wearing some clothes man

Thanks for acknowledging that I'm gay ;-;

gay

To better serve you, we've expanded our store!

Oops I took a break at the wrong time since Timmy's apparently on vacation for the rest of the month so I'm back until he comes back

Hi Tommy "T-Pose" Nook

Hi this is Tom Nook checking on this account

dude did you seriously complain to my wife you child

stay away from me wife

idk what to do with this acc

we are back at the no pants drama again

God damn it I wanted a simple sentence. Not an entire fucking novel.

The Tommy account i made will still be used, no doubt about it, but think of it as a hole in the brick wall. Its empty, and the building might collapse. There are no other bricks around you, so you fill it with rocks. I might not be the dirty minded flex tape fetish Tommy, but i am the Tommy 2. I'm not a replacement for this, i am a backup. As much as i can try to morph the account into this one, it'll seem empty to me. I can't capture what you created. To be quite frank, us three kind of changed Myspace a little. Tom, Me and YOU have kind of a cult here now, and i didn't want to loose a leader. So i created it... I thought at first this would be just a temporary fix, but people see me as just another account. A copier if you will. When i get the 8000 user role, whatever you suggest for me to do with the Tommy account, i will do... even if that means terminating the account.

You see, I left MySpace because I thought I did not have time to be on here and my best friend, Tom Nook, took over this account and it seemed Timmy thought it was not a good change and offered to fill the role and since I don't trust anyone with my email aside from Tom, he made a new account and saying that both Nooklings are basically the same. But we want variety with the two Nookling accounts. So after a few weeks, I came back for good.

I see there are two Tommys, why is that?

ALL HAIL THE REAL TOMMY

Send my best regards to Tom Nook whose family in Chicago unfortunately have COVID

Another reason is that you guys seem to prefer my replacement over my return for two days. I understand that the other Tommy is not dirty like myself but it's your opinion, not mine

Had an okayish day. I will not return until further notice from Tom Nook since the events going on right now seem to cause people to be offline.

Apple is overpriced hahah

I didn't replace you, I took on a job you dropped.

I see you tried to replace me >:(

gaming

I had a nice little time back in MySpace. Maybe I'll be back for good soon. I can assure you I'll be here the next day.

FUCK I CAN CUM ON A KK SLIDER AMIIBO TIME TO DO A BI MOVE THE FANFICS BOUT TO BE TRUE-

I was going to find the last female one but I can't find it so I'll go to the males and start with Kicks

I'm you... But worse...

Shit what do I cum on at this point you taken all the good ones

I made a club penguin account without a parent email >:)

Now for the real shit, I cummed on a celeste Amiibo

Yeah?

I've seen alot of incest since you went away

I really don't want to be here but since there is a little thing in the air, we are inside

Gotta prepare the account for the one-day return

Guys, please stop calling that account fake. It's really here to replace this account unless the owner comes back. Just accept it, the old dirty-minded flex tape obsessed Tommy is gone.

Retired, go to https://myspace.windows93.net/index.php?id=7137

Raymond ran over Diana today

There is a fake isabelle going around. the real isabelle is in the 1000s

Well too bad, you have to deal with the New Tommy, since the old owner left MySpace ʸᵉˢ, ʰᵉ ᵈᶦᵈ

old tommy>>>>new tommy

omfg

Stop leaking DLC raymond

lol so true

Mad flailing for an AC game? That falls for a game like arms or something.

I play Human crossing, where this "player" plays the switch, crisp.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/624759764433371146/712338885325357066/tenor.gif

how to stop exist

yes

so i need to end tom nook i guess

Raymond playing a Switch while the player plays a game made for the Switch is basically a 4th wall break.

Idk, i'll try to do what he liked to do

So uh, Tommy left... what now?

Really? It's all in the images ᵁⁿˡᵉˢˢ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ʷʳᵒⁿᵍ

I do NOT!

These 13 year old girls think they're so funny strapping a maid dress on me and sending it to instagram!

It's kinda funny though, crisp.

Raymond wears a maid dress with pride lol

Maid dress

I'm sorry everyone, but I am going to leave this account because I have better things to do than run this account and making crude humor. I'm giving this account to Tom Nook so any comment, post, add, and message after this will be made by him, not me. Goodbye, fwiends!
-Tommy (Nook)

Mable

Bruh if you cum on a Reese amiibo who cums next?

you guys are poor in pocket camp. that was literally your shop on a mat outdoors.

STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE YOU FREAK OR I'LL 4D YOU

But if you are against me doing it again, I'll cum on a Reese amibo

She's a sex fantasy for freaks like me

i don't know if i should respond with "feels" or something else to the fact you fucking cummed on a dog with a child like design

I cummed on an isabelle amibo once

I look like I'm just passing by.

we be vibing
https://img.techpowerup.org/200516/20200516141814.png

If only the Titanic had Flex Tape to fix itself

tommy please tell your father (or whatever tom nook is to you) that i cannot
pay debts because the somalian pirates have taken control over my entire bank account on the nook shopping thingy...
please...
they want to execute me...

Ok, I'm dead according to this individual.
https://twitter.com/TomNookLegit/status/1260219106869075970

Timmy, I treat this account like a Twitter parody account. So it's meant to be like this.

Alright ill do the same to you

I have it in my bio, "I talk shit about my older brother and boss"

Fucking damnit tommy you are actually a worthless piece of trash you can't respect anyone for what they like and your picky ass self dosn't help anything you're fucking overrated god damn

Imagine if we sold cars.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gtawiki/images/6/62/Rebla-GTAIV-front.png/revision/latest?cb=20170223191831

Timmy has suffocated from the Flex Tape. I have taken care of the evidence.

No

Hwllo, would you like to buy some hack?

https://i.imgflip.com/3lqr77.jpg

I have successfully put Flex Tape on Timmy's mouth. It's so peaceful.

apple not covered in flex tape its best

MOO MOO MOTHERFUCKER

Hows it going bros my name is pewdiepie

regular apple

Why did the animal cross the street?

...COVERED IN FLEX SEAL

apple

You better like the taste of Flex Seal, Timmy.

comic sans music

https://external-preview.redd.it/hO7MrJ-A5C3TVlWxjGEHm-3bu67fcHLUCOhtgxtJqoI.png?auto=webp&s=d1d0efc7da3b914701fa31eb38e7c6c12491b33f

huh?

i only have 5 oranges and 3 pitfalls in my inventory how’s that full

Looks like you're carrying quite a lot! Come back when you sort things out! ˢᵒ ᶠᵘˡˡ

WATCH OUT THERES A PITFALL IN FRONT OF YOU

yes