how's not bein' able to go onto the new island treatn' ya? haha!
(eh I shouldn't be sayin' anything I only get to be there like, once a year for a week...plus the islands don't even look that great...)

Zipper vented?? 😱😱😱

I give up trying to fit Wuhu Island on my page. This is the best I can get it to fit

hey reese ;) yup im flirting.. whats ur husband gonna do

YOU ASSHATE I TOLD YA NOT TO TELL ANYBODY! ya know what skipper? fuck you, if you think you're gonna see the amazing new islands here then you are DEAD wrong skipper!

Hi darlin

idk...you pointed the fingers first! seems kinda sus if you ask me...

i think YOU'RE the imposter! yeppty yipper!

Happy new year!!! I love this music from Windows XP <3

eh, fair enough.

...this is why you are not in New Horizons.

no! i'm not a reptilian! and...
the hells wrong with being a reptilian? ...you are aware about Nat and Flick right...?

hi darlin

"This person loves to always point out that I was inactive"

IT'S OUT OF THE PARK!

DOWN! ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR... FIVE...SIX...SEVEN...EIGHT...NINE...TEN. . . KNOCKOUT!

My husband is obviously not logging on anymore

idk the other person who has access to this account did this

Cyrus did not seem to enjoy the fact I revealed to him

stfu u pink little dick

Hi oldest AC related account that was inactive for two literal months

hello

I'm a virgin unlike Cyrus, he's told me way too many times that he wants offspring.

im sorry hunny i didn't pass elementary school

Cyrus stop misspelling my name. Its with an s, not a c

yes

ms paint pffffftt

ok

i'm gonna pretend i cant read

What the hell did you do? Because I kinda like you

"STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE YOU FREAK OR I'LL 4D YOU"

Hmmm, I wonder why.

Cyrus wants me to stay away from you

do color: white !important; in body

Idk how to change text color, sorry if you can't read my desc

Ok thinking about it now, she probably thought I was trolling.

I hate Mitzi because the acc on twitter blocked me after I told her about my life problems since she tweeted she's there if we needed someone to talk to

Timmy's still pointing at a certain something.

Holy shit you two switched outfits lol

nice css

forgot to respond but yeah im trynna grow it again, though my mom also just said i need to get it cut again. im currently trying to find the cheapest motel in my area to live there

noice

Cyrus is rude & jealous

same my fwiend

nice pfp babe

ok

I'm done, I'm going to tommy

housen't

You have chosen the incorrect residence, imbecile.

no sorry thats the wrong house

Sorry if this is offensive to any of you.
.
To the African american male who has appeared to have entered the household in which I am currently present, i appear to have to tell you that you have chosen to tress pass into a very poor choice of available houses, as I am here with a heavy blunt object and could, if i choose to, strike you multiple times upon the head and face, which would undoubtedly cause severe and possibly lethal internal bleeding. With this information being present, I strongly recommend that you leave this home before the situation must be escalated any further

simp

look at this desperate boy
https://data.whicdn.com/images/265359756/original.png

TOM NOOK WONT LET MEE

yo timmy you're not supposed to talk to my wife you lil shit get some pants you have a shit ton of money

cyrus cuts off penises beware

I got grounded at 8:28 am on October 30th 2019, pretty much everything other than my human rights got confiscated, including my phone. shortly after my mom forced me to cut my hair and so in the interviews I have it way shorter. I was able to get a few pics of me with short hair after I made my account but didn't feel like changing it since my profile photo is the one thing that's stayed the same throughout my whole page.

honey i'm ho- GOD DAMNIT WERE YOU TALKING BEHIND MY BACK 😡😡

np tom

thank you my fwiend ;-;

It used to be with the mayor until the whole "island package" happened. Pretty sure its with Harriet.

Who do you think Cyrus cheats you with?

No problem Tom :)

Thanks 4 the add!