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Reese

"That loser Zipper is now here.."

Furry
25 years old
Israel
Last Login:
1624455180000
Song: Wii Fitness (Test) - Wii Sports Music

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About me:

Hello, I run a lovely store with my husband (who can be rough at times) and help give furniture new homes. Our prices are considered to be superior to https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=6257 and https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=7137's prices (It explains why we're not on the island with you).
Hi I'm Reese who is very lovable I guess and I'm the only one who's married to another animal.
Mitzi is a fucking loser.
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Don't worry about us, we're fine in the town YOU abandoned.
Zipper is an imposter i saw him vent
(If I'm an asshole to you, it's because I'm in character)

Who I'd like to meet:

The other animals that were not invited to the island. (Rover, Digby, Kapp'n etc)
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Timmy'll never be alive, will he?
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Zipper T. Bunny
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how's not bein' able to go onto the new island treatn' ya? haha!
(eh I shouldn't be sayin' anything I only get to be there like, once a year for a week...plus the islands don't even look that great...)

Tyler
1620058949000

Zipper vented?? 😱😱😱

Reese
1617073161000

I give up trying to fit Wuhu Island on my page. This is the best I can get it to fit

lacey
1612509283000

hey reese ;) yup im flirting.. whats ur husband gonna do

Zipper T. Bunny
1612418316000

YOU ASSHATE I TOLD YA NOT TO TELL ANYBODY! ya know what skipper? fuck you, if you think you're gonna see the amazing new islands here then you are DEAD wrong skipper!

llilywebskateboarder
1612400984000

Hi darlin

Zipper T. Bunny
1610163348000

idk...you pointed the fingers first! seems kinda sus if you ask me...

i think YOU'RE the imposter! yeppty yipper!

Joseph :D 16
1610044996000

Happy new year!!! I love this music from Windows XP <3

Zipper T. Bunny
1611119044000

eh, fair enough.

Zipper T. Bunny
1611118264000

...this is why you are not in New Horizons.

Zipper T. Bunny
1611104518000

no! i'm not a reptilian! and...
the hells wrong with being a reptilian? ...you are aware about Nat and Flick right...?

llilywebskateboarder
1611103347000

hi darlin

Reese
1605980615000

"This person loves to always point out that I was inactive"

Tommy (Nook)
1605492255000

IT'S OUT OF THE PARK!

Reese
1601219480000

DOWN! ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR... FIVE...SIX...SEVEN...EIGHT...NINE...TEN. . . KNOCKOUT!

Reese
1601219355000

My husband is obviously not logging on anymore

Reese
1594868065000

idk the other person who has access to this account did this

Reese
1594740537000

Cyrus did not seem to enjoy the fact I revealed to him

redkyoin
1594678110000

stfu u pink little dick

Reese
1594674855000

Hi oldest AC related account that was inactive for two literal months

Isabelle
1594655492000

hello

Reese
1594589058000

I'm a virgin unlike Cyrus, he's told me way too many times that he wants offspring.

Cyrus
1594273907000

im sorry hunny i didn't pass elementary school

Reese
1594049680000

Cyrus stop misspelling my name. Its with an s, not a c

Reese
1594048835000

yes

BluuHaze
1594048755000

ms paint pffffftt

Reese
1593529846000

ok

Cyrus
1593455223000

i'm gonna pretend i cant read

Reese
1593267468000

What the hell did you do? Because I kinda like you

Tommy (Nook)
1593267208000

"STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE YOU FREAK OR I'LL 4D YOU"

Reese
1593110761000

Hmmm, I wonder why.

Tommy (Nook)
1593104462000

Cyrus wants me to stay away from you

Cyrus
1593096805000

do color: white !important; in body

Reese
1593052053000

Idk how to change text color, sorry if you can't read my desc

Reese
1593051505000

Ok thinking about it now, she probably thought I was trolling.

Reese
1593039479000

I hate Mitzi because the acc on twitter blocked me after I told her about my life problems since she tweeted she's there if we needed someone to talk to

Tom Nook
1593019821000

Timmy's still pointing at a certain something.

Yoshiwasinnocent
1593017055000

Holy shit you two switched outfits lol

Cyrus
1593001468000

nice css

Jaden Desmond
1592962313000

forgot to respond but yeah im trynna grow it again, though my mom also just said i need to get it cut again. im currently trying to find the cheapest motel in my area to live there

Reese
1592941722000

noice

Sable
1592926702000

Cyrus is rude & jealous

Tom
1592897991000

same my fwiend

Cyrus
1592889788000

nice pfp babe

Tommy (Nook)
1592880898000

ok

Reese
1592880859000

I'm done, I'm going to tommy

Timmy (Nook)
1592880785000

housen't

Reese
1592878948000

You have chosen the incorrect residence, imbecile.

Timmy (Nook)
1592878741000

no sorry thats the wrong house

Reese
1592877633000

Sorry if this is offensive to any of you.
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To the African american male who has appeared to have entered the household in which I am currently present, i appear to have to tell you that you have chosen to tress pass into a very poor choice of available houses, as I am here with a heavy blunt object and could, if i choose to, strike you multiple times upon the head and face, which would undoubtedly cause severe and possibly lethal internal bleeding. With this information being present, I strongly recommend that you leave this home before the situation must be escalated any further

Timmy (Nook)
1592853166000

simp

Reese
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Timmy (Nook)
1592849490000

TOM NOOK WONT LET MEE

Cyrus
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yo timmy you're not supposed to talk to my wife you lil shit get some pants you have a shit ton of money

Timmy (Nook)
1592848467000

cyrus cuts off penises beware

Jaden Desmond
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I got grounded at 8:28 am on October 30th 2019, pretty much everything other than my human rights got confiscated, including my phone. shortly after my mom forced me to cut my hair and so in the interviews I have it way shorter. I was able to get a few pics of me with short hair after I made my account but didn't feel like changing it since my profile photo is the one thing that's stayed the same throughout my whole page.

Cyrus
1592821254000

honey i'm ho- GOD DAMNIT WERE YOU TALKING BEHIND MY BACK 😡😡

Reese
1592838961000

np tom

Tom
1592818277000

thank you my fwiend ;-;

Reese
1592789808000

It used to be with the mayor until the whole "island package" happened. Pretty sure its with Harriet.

Yoshiwasinnocent
1592789706000

Who do you think Cyrus cheats you with?

Reese
1592700923000

No problem Tom :)

Tom
1592698210000

Thanks 4 the add!

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