"might consider shifting to minecraft"
2 years old
I make furniture.
I better not catch you making goo-goo eyes at my wife, or else I'll make you see things in the fourth dimension!
New Horizons fucking cancelled me fucking fuck.
Reese. Don't hit on her.
wow that was a lot of fwiend requests
I got pants but seriously what the heck was the surgar tom nook had please help.
my arms hurt from wii sports
Joseph :D 16
congrats on your 100+ fwiends! ✨✨✨
100+ fwiends guys weewooweewoo
I will turn you into a BBQ day mf
your wife is a lesbian
What a lovely couple
. . .
I'm a virgin
GOD DAMN IT HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
Cyrus stop misspelling my name. Its with an s, not a c
do you have discord? just curious
i don't know what to do with this acc anymore sigh
Going back to the MS paint pfp lol
Joseph :D 16
Fuck you for ruining my Wii U. I'm going to get it and ram it up your ass
Yeah, got a problem with that?
I wanna switch back to the MS paint pfp lol
stop smelling my ass you creep
Why? I did nothing to her.
Honey, I actually got a part-time job and will be less inactive next month. (Probably won't affect you since we have different online schedules)
god damn it no
Tell me where are the pants in this photo
I will bang your wife and she knows about this lol
We're not sheep
Cyrus is able to sleep for an entire month and yet he cares about Timmy/Tommy wearing pants.
...So there are rule 34 sites and on the gay cataglory-
i don't like it. as a straight sheep, i don't like it.
They don't wear pants for some reason
i dont want to get fired stop
timmy. for the last fucking time, you are a child stop doing this shit or i will cut off your baby penis
you ever drink a beer or two when you are like 9 and you think saying fucking penis is funny? hi im timmy nook.
I still wanna bang isabelle even though shes a bitch
reece doesn't like to hanky panky 😔
JESUS CHRIST GUYS 69 FWIENDS THANK YOUU
rip yoshiwa's innocence 😔
I am going to have sex with tom nook
whoever made my wife's fake acc delete it
Oh shiiiiit your wife is here finally
OH NO YOU DID NOT!!
it would be a shame if someone stole your cursor
ok guys stop saying im mario im sep64 productions i made the spg64 cake delivery thing (a joke yall would not understand because you too poop brain. will however go ahead and link the video if you want me to)
stop smelling me you creep
Stop smelling like piss
how has no one made a reece account yet im lonely guys :((
ohhhhh cyrus ;)
What if I were to cum on a Cyrus amiibo 😨 haha jk would not copy tommy... UNLESS? 😎😎😎
I can get you stranded on an island
done guys. wedding planning is fun
Cyrus now has to legally change "But I and my wife are clicking photos in June for our anniversary. COME CLICK OUR PHOTOS OR ELSE..." to present tense.
that being said in true bipolar fashion i shall now give u a cake <3 <3
idk im lowkey bipolar
Guys, please stop calling that account fake. It's really here to replace this account unless the owner comes back. Just accept it, the old dirty-minded flex tape obsessed Tommy is gone.
damn bruh you really have the guts to not check original tommy's profile.
I STFG IM CHANGING MY SONG BUT ONLY THE NAME GETS CHANGED.... you can't blame me
Thanks for making me go nuts every time I visit your page. The Re-Tail song drives me nuts.
I do have to say, the text at the top works better on your page since on mine, it has a background
It turns normal when you point at something clickable
ok no bars i can't understand where my cursor is pointing to
Yeah, the cursor
i dare you to open this page on computer
And I'm the only one who's referred by my first and last name
tom nook exposed
He's a gay homophobic.
i wish i took some more time in choosing my animal crossing character cuz now i really wanna be a cat. or snake. snake's real cool. i love snake.
i had to kick bree out of my island cuz she was being a bitch
stop it you're gay find a dude
Well, that's not on you. If she wants to come, she will come. Free girl B)
i still won't allow it
I can't go on a date with her bc I'm fucking gay.
ALL YOU (literal) ANIMALS ARE FUCKING JEALOUS CUZ IM THE ONLY ONE WITH A WIFE
I can see it well over your wifes face