cybervandals's Attack on Our Company,

It has come to light that a page called cybervandals has recently made accusations about our company. First, he left hateful comments, about our placement of flavors (see "Koolaid Flavors Ranked") then he made more personal attacks, bringing up juice color in a discriminatory light. "Are we bringing skin color into this? ...red is invalid..." and "Have you ever considered Flavor Reassignment Surgery?" The suggestion he made of our company bringing color into this is simply untrue, in fact, it was him who brought it up. Since we do not wish to be dramatic, we will change the "Koolaid Flavors Ranked" list. We hope this satisfies everyone.
Thank you, loyal customers,

KM