As you know, in my bio it says "I am not a furry, but I appreciate their work" and that is true.

So today, I spoke to a furry fella. The thing is, I drew a couple furry drawings before, so the guy said that I might be a furry in denial. I said I am not a furry but it made me question my life.

Am I? Am I a furry?

No, it can't be. Even if I sometimes like to look at fursuits and appreciate the work that got put into them. Even if I am subscribed to couple furry artists. I just appreciate the artwork!

I am not a furry, I am just into the art culture, not the furry culture. Am I not doe? Am I not into the furry culture? I am into it kinda I guess. So am i a furry?

...

Nah, I'm not, lmao

• Markey The Not Furry

Okay, I've a youtube channel for a while but how do I
How do I get the money doe?

I guess it's because I don't have my credit card linked to my account or smth, or maybe it's because my videos are few seconds short and like almost nobody watches them beside my friends. I was thinking about making a let's play channel where me and my friend play minecraft and steal credit cards from some children's parents, but sadly I will forget about this in few hours, because I'm a lazy and forgetful af.

I can't get anything done, because I never start doing it. Anyway it would be fun if I could actually become a famous minecraft let's player (I am not good at mc btw), who scams kids (THIS IS A JOKE, DON'T CANCEL ME) and gets mone, maybe I would even be on some smp and have cool lore. I actually made my own mc skin so feelin pog.

• Markey the Wannabe Minecraft Let's Player

I may be a slavic guy who doesn't know any spanish, but something about classic mexican music brings so much joy in my heart, especially since it's sunny and I feel like dancing. So rght now I'm just listening to some video called something like "Super Mexican Mix" on my TV and just fuck yeah, mate.

Also I think listening to La Chona for 3 hours isn't that healthy but still.

• Markey the "La Chona" Listener

Ok I just wanna write a review of that movie and I know you prolly won't watch it but IDC

THE REVIEW

Wtf, I mean it's a good movie but why are all the scenes mixed, per example in the book Dorian kills and then acts really disoriented, but in the movie he meets James then he is disoriented and then he kills. I quess that makes sense but like buh.

Dorian looks good, even if I won't call the actor "angel:tm:" and the hair is supposed to be longer. But I think this was inspired by beauty standards in Russia at that time.

The way the portrait changes is fine, at least he doesn't have rotten skin like in 2009 movie. The movie from 2009 has like this dramatic ending where they try to make Dorian look good, but here we just get like an almost silent scene just stabs portrait "agh!" falls. Also I didn't get to see the killing scene wth and also there were no scene where Alan comes to despose the body.

The script differenciates from the book sometimes but I think it's okay and I think in the scene where lady Narboro talks with Henry and Dorian about how many husbands Farol had, they make a russian joke.

Over all movie good, but book better

• Markey the Best Screenplay Reviewer

What the fuck is that, why it taste like that??

Idk why but nesquik cereal tastes like nothing, am I doing it wrong? Is it because I love honey-glazed cereal? Is it because it's ball-shaped?

I hate nesquick cereal, I had to eat it for breakfast multiple times and it tastes weird. Tell me if there is a specific way to make your nesquik cereal

• Markey the Nesquik Cereal Disliker

Recently through Half-Life VR:AI But The Cast is Commentating (ACT 4) stream from wayneradiotv I found out about WarriorMale on tumblr.

I would like to say that reading its posts made me feel like the most manliest man in the world. I feel like I want to have a fair wrestling match with another man, and when one of use wins we share a manly hug, it would be a honor to fight. The manhood, the strength, the discipline, the warrior code.

"𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗙𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁!

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗲."

• Markey the WarriorMale enjoyer

I have a couple of friends to who I send many frog pics as a dealer. I tell them they owe me lasagna and 5 bucks but I never get anything back like wtf. I usually find frog pics on google or from tumblr and right now i can proudly declare that I have a folder on my tablet with 130 pictures of frogs and memes with them. I have many costumers but they never pay me back for all the frog pics : (
I also tried a cat pic dealing career since my sister has a cat but that didn't get me any money, lasagna or kinder surprises too : (
My advice is never start a business like that on discord YOU WON'T GET ANY LASAGNA.

• Markey the Angry Frog/Cat Pic Dealer

I've been posting many monke gifs in servers, I AM NOT A SPAMMER, but I just post too many monkes. I think monke is funny and ngl I could spend like 30 minutes at a zoo just staring at monkes and eating a banana or a sandwich.
Not so long ago I found an article about an alcoholic killer monkey and I just had to share it with my friends, I gotta say that situation wasn't a laughing manner but something is so weird and fascinating about an article name "Alcoholic killer monkey leaves one man dead and 250 injured after going on rampage when his booze supply dried up" like WOW that is insane.
Anyway I love monkes and I just wanted to share that fact

• Markey the Monke Memes Lover

Today I posted my new recording called "Appearance Problem", really proud how the cover art turned out : )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a42vj7R_9lY&ab_channel=MarkeySoul

People ask me a lot, how am I so hot? It's a simple question with a simple answer! I'm just an alpha chad and I know how to take photos, so women would want me. Also I have a magnum dong!

• Markey Soul the Bonkers Man