I'll hire a shady looking man dressed in a hat and trench coat at my funeral. He'd be at a distance where it wouldn't look obvious he was at the funeral, but also within distance for some people to notice he was there. If I wanted to take it one step further I could get a custom made mask of my own face and have him wear it, so that the people who notice him question whether it's me or not.
He'd leave shortly before the funeral was over to avoid interactions with anyone else. His whole purpose would just be to stand there and make it seem like I actually got up to something important and/or intriguing.
Another thing I could do is hire a bunch of people to also wear masks of my face, and sometime after my death, have them go out and cause chaos, breaking into people's house in the middle of the night. They wouldn't hurt anyone, but the idea is to make it seem like I'm haunting people.
I could also do this thing where when everyone arrives at my funeral, everyone is shocked to see that the casket is empty, and a guy comes out, closes it over, and then taps on it with a wand. When he opens it my dead body is in there and everyone claps.
I could also hire a look alike to lie down in my casket and then when people start to approach it, have them get up and start screaming and jump out the window. Everyone is absolutely terrified and then it's revealed it was all just a bit.
I could also make a load of recordings that people discover when I'm dead. They get people to go down some sort of rabbit hole I made up which leads to something dumb like a picture of me sticking my tongue out.
xbloodletterx | 1623901316000 i love these ideas!!! my idea for a very long time has been dance floor on my grave! or bouncy castle with my corpse!! lets die together! |
k0i_pond | 1623733297000 could i be one of the mask intruders |
marisamarisa | 1623657719000 I'll put The Bomb in the casket. |
HeavyWeaponsGuy | 1623654645000 Heavy think about his funeral often, but the he remember that he too strong to die. |
Harrison | 1623624796000 totally pwned tyler with this one bud |
Everloot | 1623621093000 Can I please come to yur funeral PLEASE |
LvUrFR3NZ | 1623618054000 Sound cool man, can't wait for you to die to see all that unfold 👍 |
Nah Dude | 1623616699000 I vote for all of them. I volunteer as casket magician |