greetings sir ! can i have some carrots and unknown milk please ?
keep the extra schillings :D

Buy rope and Potion of poison.
Don't ask me what I'm going to use it for, lol.

im poor ;-;

HOLY MACKEREL !! this page is sick !! can i have some seeds and the book of magic ??

umm can i get a potion of sloth please? but i have 39 schillings, is it enough? pls pls pls i need it!!

can i have a potion of poison please

Wow, this is so cool! Alas, I am not able to purchase anything, for I had a run-in with some outlaws that left me empty-handed.

by far one of the greatest pages i have seen :) its so comforting and i literally feel like im in a game stopped at a shop to get the things i need before i fight :D

thank you kind sir. I can finally see

You're literally so cool, thank you for the add! I love how you set everything up here, its very calming :D

do you still have teeth available

what's the unknown milk?

ty 4 the add! could i have 2 teeth and a potion of blindness? here's the money <3

thx for the add :D cool page and ik for sure that your also swag and cool B) have a great day/evening :3

thnk u for the add!
now here is 2 schillings for teeth :)

YOUR PAGE IS SO FREAKING COOL!!! also id like some teeth and a carrot pls :D

can i get a cheeseburge

thank u so much for the add good sir! heres 40 schillings for the potion of invisibility <3

hello npc man, can i get a potion of sight for 40 schllings, i am nearsighted.
also amazing shop you have here.

wait but this i so sick!!1!! and here's 20 schillings for an axe!!

no I only want you, take all of my belongings pls

omfg ur page looks sick!!1
also may i buy some teeth?

thank ye for the add! I am certain that I do not have enough shillings for your wares, but if those teeth are ever on sale let me know! I'd fancy a pair

here's 2 schillings! thank you so much!

thanks for the add! can i buy an apple pls :)

how much to buy your love

3 schillings is quite the steal, thank you seller for your rope.
And now, I am off to galivant for willing participants of debauchery.

thank you !

ello fwiend uwu OWO u cute lil potato >:3

Thanks for the add, friend! and awesome page you have here :)

I would like to buy your whole stock of unknown milk please and thank you !!
also the cursor for your page is lowkey sick wtf love ur page

most relaxing page on whole myspace.

most relaxing page on whole myspace.

Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch!

do you sell copious amounts of GUNS?? - Pres. J

Thanks 4 the add!