"Everybody hates me"
101 years old
Heya peeps! acc not active anymo innit
Im an idiot!
and a minor
I like anime, manga, and manwha!
My favorite anime is Attack on Titan and Death Note and ofc Jibaku shounen Hanako-kun!
I roleplay sometimes (Like only when I talk to other fnaf roleplayers and stuff I honestly want to change my name lol please make that a feature someday Tom) but most of the time this is my own personality you're seeing
Please call me Candy
Age range - 11-13
Len my love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9upD81tjK3E
Good! Now say that again, but without crying.
Where do you stand in the zipper-afton drama?
Oh, I'm sorry, my apologies - let me rephrase that for you:
a six-year-old with an inferiority complex. Is that better?
are you an actual human everyoe ive met is a robot
Glad ur don’t better
Oh no, I can understand human emotions! I just don't know why people feel so strongly.
You don't want me to side with my kid?
Stop being wrong, then.
It is your fault. Learn to not cry after somebody insults you. Grow up - also, leave Salem alone, maybe? They haven't done anything... yet!
nnoooo dont movvee :cccc
i just wannna talkkkkkkkkk
click clack hacker typinf noises
HA YOU LIVE IN [REDACTED]
im coming C :
OH YEAH WELL FUCK HERCULES
THE ONLY THING THIS EMO KID IS GONNA BE DRINKING FROM YOU IS YOUR BUTTER FLAVORED BLOOD
thats right im a vampire now
(ooc) ok good good that's good
also don't worry im pretty sure everyone knew you didn't do anything
...listen skipper, ya might have the right idea. but the wrong bitch.
its not that i dont wanna start a cult with ya, but really cuz if im on ya team. then nobody else will be. i dont think ya realize how many people dislike me skipper...
My child hates you because you started threatening the both of us for no reason, at all.
They're right, anyway! You should probably apologise and move on, or grow some fucking emotional stability.
JOKES ON YOU I HAVE A GIANT INFLATABLE FLAMINGO FLOATIE I CANT DROWN
also im kinda. immortal
(course she did...)
well just a lil warnin' to ya skipper, DONT LISTEN TO ANYTHING SHE SAYS!
IM GONNA GO SEND MY ONLY TUMBLR FOLLOWER TO ATTACK YOU NOW >:3c
HOW TF DO I KIN BB
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT???
I AM NOT A BB KINNIE
oh im sorry deedee kinnie
HAHA YOU'RE GETTING C A N C E L L E D
lol ok popcorn sauce
"kid"? while you aren't wrong, you are literally (around) the same age as me. you have no right to call me "kid". everything, you say? wooow! you're right! im sooo scared of uh. butter? like please. i may not have killed as many people as my dad has, but i've got my fair share of angry souls haunting me. all you've done was making empty threats. heck, the reason you decided to become my enemy was because the amount of exotic butter i eat scared you! you're the scared one here, and for a good reason!
how am i even supposed to be scared of you? what is there to fear?
(ooc) oh no its fine nothing's too harsh
hey, william was the one who suggested it first! i didnt wake up at like 2:47 am running to him like "dad im scared of the spooky butter man gimme ur powers", he came to me with the idea and i just said yes! nobody is scared of you. you even admitted it on william's page!
actually, you can keep threatening me, its pretty entertaining! also im immortal too now so HA you can't do anything to me
(not that you would've been able to to begin with)
I actually do have a heart, if you were referring to me! It's still beating for some reason, as well.
I appreciate the apologies, and since I'm a mature adult man, it feels right that I apologise as well. (GOD THAT WAS SO HARD.)
Now, I'd like you to stop threatening my daughter, as well.
Oh, are you going to apologise? Now, that's a first!
I'm not the one who started being annoying, am I? you just decided to come onto my page and threaten me - empty threats may I add - the slight irritation you bring people is enough to compare you to BB. You don't kin BB? Okay, sorry JJ kinnie, my bad!
When I actually decide you're "important" enough for me to spend more than five minutes on you, BB kinnie.
UR PAGE IS SO SWAG OMG-
(ooc) yeah sure
(ooc) omg im so sorry i didn't know i hope she'll be alright
lets just act like the previous interaction didn't happen, ok? yeah
Do anything else. Log out of your accounts, especially your MySpace and your Tumblr. Go outside. Breathe some air.
do you think i care? also, i dont want the covid to kill you, i want to be the one who does! i just. want the covid to make it even worse when i do kill you. thanks for your input, though! i'll make sure to make it as painful as possible <3
i agree with william, go outside! i hope you catch covid while you do it!
There, just that comment shows that you do not know what you're doing in any way, shape or form - go outside, touch some grass.
You really want to explain serial killer psychology and everything to a... serial killer?
Sure, I wasn't THAT experienced in my first kill, but I had a background of research, a motive, an alibi, I knew what weapon to use and how to dispose of it, I knew where to hide the body...
Kid, murdering someone literally isn't as easy as you may think it is. And, want to know what's even harder? Trying to kill someone who CANNOT die. Give up, you cannot hurt me in any way!
You've planned a murder before? How cute! I've killed more than ten children, a few teenagers and a handful of adults, as well - not only are you UNABLE to kill me, I have an advantage in everything, even experience!
ok bb, jj, and dd kinnie <3 <3 <3
You want to shapeshift into a human to eat me...? Okay, Jeffrey Dahmer, I'd love to see you try!
Oh, you see, you're literally the last person on my hit-list. You're the only one who's threatening me, yet your attempts at scaring me are so pathetic that I'd prefer to kill Zipper or even Cutsy before worrying about knowing where you are. You are nothing but a speck of dirt to me... don't think you're that important to me or to Salem.
the only similarity between me and bb is that i hate myself just as much as i hate him <3
I wouldn't have been mean to you if you hadn't threatened Salem, it's that easy!
You want to eat me...? No, thank you, I think I'll pass - aren't you a stick of butter, anyway? How do you plan on eating a 6'3 immortal man... who's 7-feet-tall in his suit? Get a grip. I'll turn you into fucking cake.
EXCUSE ME BUT I AM A VANNY/MANGLE/SLIGHTLY FOXY KINNIE WITH A HUMANOID FORM
I agree on Zipper being a cracker - come on, you could be on mine and Salem's side - why do you want to kill me and not the absolute fucking disaster of a being Zipper is...?
For fuck's sake, why is everyone okay with being tortured by me? Go to therapy. Literally. I do not want my victims to find enjoyment in the fact I'm literally stripping them of their sanity by cutting all of their fingers off!
I won't cheat death...? How can you be so sure? I've suffered way worse than some butter trying to end me - really, what is it you plan to do? I'm curious!
ok nevermind i changed it back to actual music because i dont want to have to die every time i visit my page 🙃
HAHA I CHANGED IT
AND GUESS WHAT?
ITS JUST AS BAD! I HOPE YOUR NONEXISTENT EARDRUMS EXPLODE LISTENING TO IT
OH YEAH WELL FUCK YOU IM GONNA RECORD A BETTER ONE TOO
I MAY NOT SPEAK JAPANESE BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE QUITE THE HUMANOID VESSEL! JUST BECAUSE MY PAGE IS RED DOESN'T MEAN IM RED SMH
IM NOT SCARED OF SOME SHAPESHIFTING BUTTER
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY
STICKS OF BUTTER DONT HAVE VOCAL CHORDS SO *HA
even if ya can, doesn't make it any less cool. 😼/p /gen
im gonna sing my own mp3 too just to prove that im better than you
Thanks for the add your page is so cool :)
the new mp3 is triggering flashbacks to the karkalicious kidnapping and i dont like it-
Why am i in love with your page... i-
You'll kill me and Salem?! Again, good luck with that!
Oh please, I've "died" like, five times, at this point? and I always come back!
What are you going to do? Set me on fire for the third time? Stab me? Don't make me laugh!
I can't die, that's been established MULTIPLE times... however, if you even DARE to lay a single finger on Salem, you're not going to get away with it. I'll make you feel pain in places you didn't even know it was possible to be wounded in. I'll remove your nervous system through your fingers, you pathetic excuse for an emo.
yuor...wiedrd, to syay the laest...
i hihgly duotbt that thye actaulluy liek benign etaten.
hhihGHIHI EXCOTIXC BUTERST!1!11! ww wh. whuy are yuo advretsign yuor own speicis. for poelpe to etat. ??
thank u for the add back and comment! your page is so cool!!
Ugh, I'm already being haunted by like, six dead kids, do you really think I'm afraid of you?
"Beware of your surroundings" - oh, you too! You should know, I don't give up THAT easily-
Also, what are you going to do? Kill me? Good luck!
you are an absolutely delicious coward and im coming
hehehe... keep trembling, coward
before i eat you next. i am the new exotic butter. fear me.
no like seriously you should be scared
im coming and i have butter
sweetie. i already have my entire kitchen filled to the brim with exotic butters. i am stuffing my mouth with thousands of exotic butters as we speak. no joke, my deadname is literally buttercup. i am four parallel universes ahead of you.
ever since that time zipper told him that all his kids were either dead, hated him, or both. so he adopted me
he knew i didn't hate him when i confirmed that child murder is actually good and it was only uphill from there
so yeah thats our backstory
thanks for the add! i love ur page its so pretty!!
thanks for the nice comment <3 i love your page as well!! ^^
Are you sure?
Anyway, I saw the comment you left on Zipper's page, and for once, I agree with him!
I do not want to fuck him - why would I want to do ANYTHING even remotely sexual with a guy who wears a cheap fursuit which he spent AT MOST five dollars on - and I sure as hell hope he doesn't wanna fuck me, either!
no! not at flippity fuckin' all!
whatever ya heard about "zippertrap". ITS NOT TRUE! I NOR AFTON wanna fuck each other! I hate him! he looks like a decayin' furby that was skinned! he's also British and kills kids!
and HE doesnt wanna fuck me! (at least i hope not...)
END OF STORY!!
I think zeke died
ur page is so cool ( ⁎ᵕᴗᵕ⁎ ）
watching immortal and the restless at 3am (real) (not clickbait) (gone right?)
pov: ballora adds exotic butters real (not clickbait)
your page is very cool as well!!! i love it so much!! ♡♡
Thanx for the add! Your page has a rlly nice vibe yo
Thank you for the add, user Exotic Butters! I wonder what qualifies as an exotic butter...
POSSIBLY IN MICHIGAN FANDOM
omg i like ur new pfp (❁´◡`❁)
re: tysm for the add back cutie, your page is so nice<3