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"Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy's!"

Ex-President
101 years old
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About me:

Iโ€™m John Fitzgerald Kennedy
I'm the best president ever
I used to have a fucking annoying ass wife that keeps telling me to get a new cut and i have 2 lovely kids JFK JR is my fav ;) ly son
The bay of pigs wasnโ€™t my idea I swear
Neither was vietnam......
Id like to go to Dallas in Texas though! In an open top car.
I hate furrys!!!!!
The I.R.A is awesome lmao
I divorce my wife lol
Haha Napalm GO BRRRRRRRRR
Communism bad also Cuba is our playground KRUSHCHEV
I'm 104 next year

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Who I'd like to meet:

Not my assassin! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž
Neither do i want to meet the Mexican president I don't want drugs or tacos!
a wife or husband jk about the husband part unless....
id like to meet the guy who made every Japanese person wonder why there was two rising suns on the 6th and 9th of August 1945 in Nagasaki and Hiroshima

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shoeman
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jfk gaming yes
thank you for calling me cute taki ;)

taki
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Harrison
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ikurai
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:)!

shoeman
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shoeman
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AGH GUARDS TAKE THIS BANANA AWAY FROM ME ITS TRYING TO ASSASSINATE ME!

t a m m y
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shoeman
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yes

Paranoid
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lovely

shoeman
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and thats me!!!!
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/#(-'
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Shoebox
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there can only be one shoe man ๐Ÿ”ซ

shoeman
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shoeman
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ive been in hell lol
idc about jfk jrs sis

pERS()^IFIED fEAR
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dhsjkdjhj JFK oh my goodness this is such a high honor where have you been

JFK
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I-ERUH... NEVER LIKED HER ANYWAYS!!

shoeman
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im not sure where that bitch is

Girlfriend
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๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ด ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“ช๐“ญ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ถ๐“ฎโ™ฅ
๐“˜ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ฐ๐“ฑ๐“ฝ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ญ, ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ผ ๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฐ๐“ช๐“ต ๐“ฝ๐“ธ ๐“ด๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฏ๐“ธ ๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€
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sunas_high
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what a lovely family reunion

shoeman
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your mother took your sister

JFK
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I-ERUH... MISSED YOU TOO DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shoeman
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son i missed you

JFK
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MAYBE...

shoeman
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JFK JR IS THAT REALLY YOU?! D:

JFK
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HEY-ERUH... WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE-UH? I-ERUH... AM YOU!!!

blindingfuture
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thank you JFK, my dear comrade.

shoeman
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You get a medal momsbasement

momsbasement
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shoeman
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ANNOUNCEMENT
do not let nixon get in >:(

shoeman
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ik i am

tennisrackett
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hello mr president u r so hot and sexy

shoeman
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epic

Softpeached
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ily jfk

shoeman
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isabelle is

S HITTING A
U RANIUM POWERED
S TEAM TRAIN

shoeman
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im not dead tyler ;)

Yoshiwasinnocent
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What do you mean?

Tyler
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what is dying like Mr.president

shoeman
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kingdom of cum

golden_lib
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golden_lib
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shoeman
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oog

shoeman
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Your guy is back

ME is button
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Hey mate

dat boi
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xdzvonx
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Unknown Fox
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Just a Russian guy
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shoeman
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N o im more alive than my grandma

Obamas Cock
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JFK how's the presidency going? You get shot at yet?

shoeman
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Yes i gotta agree-oops sorry stalin accidentally deleted ur comment and yes we both hate krushkev

jtracome87
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1738

yuh

also, fuckยฎ shitโ„ข

well
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philocaly
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thank u for the ad mr president

llilywebskateboarder
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hihiii bby

shoeman
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shoeman
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damn fuckin commie bastards

Obamas Cock
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Them damn commies

shoeman
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ok thanks for not resisting to go to Vietnam

corbin
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thanks for the add partner! really thanks.

shoeman
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F

Obamas Cock
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shoeman
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ikr how was it

Obamas Cock
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Damn it Man Viet Fucking Nam

shoeman
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shoeman
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Wasnt planning to go near there anyways broski

broski the 50th
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whoa no way it's the REAL John Fitzgerald Kennedy on myspace.windows93.net!!! whatever you do, do NOT go near Parkland Hospital in Dallas, Texas on November 22 at around 12:30pm!

Ananymous123
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Zeeslag
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xXSplitXX
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thxs 4 the add John Fitzgerald Kennedy!

shoeman
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leave any questions for my white house email lp767782@gmail.com leave your personal questions and my annoying ass adviser will respond when I revive him

shoeman
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No I'm the real John F kennedy

v3xation.fla
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woah they made that clone high character to a real person ?!?!?! :0

shoeman
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@randomtrash that wasn't very nice was it now

randomtrash
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FUC YOU CAPITALIST SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shoeman
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AH yes ive heard.
also how did the sniper I hire....
I mean the party guy I hired didn't set a great head smashing party for my wife on nov 22 1963 I don't understand

PantaRat6969
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very scary
thats all i can say

shoeman
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yes I see you survived the Vietnam war how was it

PantaRat6969
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OMG sir it is so great to speak to you im so glad im speaking to THE REAL KENNEDY MAN

shoeman
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yes pandarat6969 it is me the guy WHO DIDNT GET ASASSINATED IN DALLAS TEXAS ON NOVEMBER 22ND 1963 I'm very much alive I didn't g to that stupid parade so I made a mannequin with a watermelon head

PantaRat6969
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THE...
THE REAL KENNEDY !??!
IS THAT.. THE REAL REAL JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY ???!??!?!?!? OHMYGOSH SSIR HELLOW
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shoeman
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Oh fuck off Adolf shitler the commies spits absolutely fucked your ass and so did stalin in 1939 beat it asshole

shoeman
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yes @itswormie_

itswormie_
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is leevon kennedy really your daughter?

Adolf Hitler
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i will enter your nasal sepcium once I reach Washington JOHN

shoeman
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Hey matt my son JFK JR could clap you at tennis and boxing :)

bondgirl
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nope stalins right here
i think that was marilyn monroe

shoeman
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Did i really just see stalin die lol

Tom
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Thanks 4 the add!

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