Since this trend is almost dead now I thought I'd jump on it
Although I've been so bad at coming up with questions that I thought I could use some exercise
So uh, please give me some answers and I'll come up with some questions for them 👍‍‍
Bonus points for low effort answers. Give me all you've got ;)

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edit: this is hard tho O_o
edit 2: this will be the end of me

questions so far. More coming soon hopefully

Harrison

A: asbestos
Q: Describe in one word why the taste of Kent original filtered cigarettes is the one for you

A: not a single one
Q: How many answers did you expect to get?

A: you cant tune a fish!
Q: Dude, you really have to service your instrument. Everytime we're playing at band practice I just hear squeals coming from your direction. Why haven't you already done anything about this??

LvUrFR3NZ

A: If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
Q: What's the question that will eventually destroy you?

FawkesMcCloud

A: Why does the United Nations worship the antichrist?
Q: If you could ask Santa Claus one question and get an honest answer, what would you ask?

Taylor10101

A: Yes, I'll make the guide, I promised you literally a month ago, very soon!
Q: If you were to lie to me when I asked you about the guide, what would you say?

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idk, I didn't think this through

405 days ago when I joined myspace we were just about 3000 users. I remember the real hotshots back then were people like Bill, who probably had like 400 fwiends (🥵) and Matt had like 1700 (🤯🤯🤯 wow). These numbers were huge back then. This isn't a "bring back OG myspace!"-rant. Rather I just want to say that I am currently having a mental breakdown over the fact that I hit 1000 fwiends. I've never really "collected" friends but it still means a lot to me. For some reason my mind is still in the past and I'm just struck with the thought "what? Am I one of them now??" As a very cool user once said for their 1000 fwiends blog: "WOW, this is pretty epic". You were right lol

I just thought I'd share that before the real thank u blog

thank you for 1000 fwiends! :D
you all know that I love you and that you mean a lot to me. I suspect that many of us have - I know for a fact that I always have - longed to be a part of something special. To share a once in a lifetime adventure with dear friends. In myspace I found that special thing. I'm incredibly thankful that I managed to end up here.

22 days ago when the apocalypse seemed near I was as scared as the rest of you. I've always known that Janken intended to close the site if it grew too big, but like many of you I had never really internalized the possibility of it becoming a reality. Since that day I've had to come to terms with that fact. The apococalypse was a false alarm but now it suddenly seems so much more real. 
Although what I've come to realize is that when the end is nigh I will have so much to be thankful for. Thankful that I got to be a part of something special.

But this isn't some goodbye blog. fuck that. If anyone thinks I would just let this place go just like that and be chill about it: hell nah. IF the apococalypse comes I will fight for myspace with every last drop of my being. Because the party is still going. There's a lot of talk about OGs but as an OG myself I would like to say that I have met a lot of users id > 20000 who are definately OG material. Cool people are cool is basically my philosophy. And I appreciate cool people. Even though the family's been growing we're still the same family.

Although there is one thing that has remained constant throughout the growth that I would like to talk about. Many loving words have already been said about our dear mr. Tom but I would just like to add some words of my personal gratitude. I am grateful not only because he created the site, but for the role he's played ever since. I am actually 100% convinced that this site would not work as well as it does if it wasn't for Janken's mature and wholesome leadership. Ever since the start he's set a clear example for what the site should be. With such a small detail as changing the word "friend" to "fwiend" he made us realize right away that that this isn't just another social media. This is something special. And Janken's personal contribution is the foundation upon which it all is built. Idk if it was all planned but it sure was genius. He is by all means the MVP.

Tbh I think it's straight up inspiring what he's done. I'll do my best to follow in his footsteps and I hope you feel the same. We can all do something to help make life a little more special for the people around us.

To Tom! To Fwiends! To bootleg MySpace!
thank you!

tl;dr

thanks

edit: thank you all for the amazing comments! To those of you who’s comments don’t show: I hit the limit and haven’t decided how to compensate yet. But I’ve seen your comments! thank you too!!! :D

Happy new year, Myspace!!! I love you all fr
this year has pretty much sucked for me, but having you all here has made it so much more bearable and for that I’m incredibly grateful
I wish you all the best in 2021!
Cheers to win93 Myspace!

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Join now! at myspace.party:42069

Me and Zeeslag made a myspace minecraft server! Come join!

Address: myspace.party:42069

This is a server for myspace user and fwiends! In accordance to the strawpoll from my previous blog the server is a public survival server. That means no whitelists, everyone is welcome! We added some basic plugins including grief protection, so no one can disrespect your property. Feel free to grief my house tho and maybe kill my dog while you're at it !!!

We tried our best to add cross-platform support so that our fwiends who play on Minecraft Bedrock Edition can play as well. The solution we ended up with is that you can connect from Bedrock, but you still need a paid for Java account. For those who have both Java and Bedrock, and would rather play on the server through Bedrock just add this server as a custom server using the same address and port number as stated above.

For Bedrock: same as above, in other words:
Address: myspace.party
Port: 42069

Feel free to message me or Zeeslag if you run into any problems connecting

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUEl8KrMz14
I know sitting is bad for u but man standing around all day is tiresome. Is it just me who's a pussy or is standing, a basic human function, as hard as I think it is?

mah boiz from the ship fucked me over and left me on some sand pile out in what I assume still is the pacific ocean. A seagull nibbled on my clothes so I had to make new ones from stuff I could find. Apparently there are really large coconuts on this island, so that and fish is what I’ve been eating. There’s also a vending machine in the forest that sells toilet paper, so I bought some and made a shirt and some pants from it. Now I’d like to figure out how to make a boat and sail west, hopefully ending up in asia. At least I don’t have to worry about the epidemic while here. Speaking of quarantine, I wish I had shaving supplies so I could get rid of this damn beard. I’m getting some dodgy look-alikes...

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Update: With help from animation.rig and Niko I built a surfboard and escaped the island. Now I'm on my way west.

Update 2: Things were going well for a very long time, but now it feels as if something weird is happening; although I can’t put my finger on what it is. Everything turned darker all of a sudden. It might be a storm coming, but I’ve been through storms before and never have they induced this feeling I have now. Something is happening, alright...

Update 3: Aw shit, I accidentally surfed right into the Bermuwuda Triangle. I'm gonna try to get out of here as fast as possible. Hopefully I'll be gone before anything weird happens

Update 4: Got succed in, things are looking grim

Update 5: R.I.P.

Update 6: Manatees?

Update 7: I washed up on a beach in Florida? Man, that’s worse than being dead, take me back! :(
Jk, screw that. It's chill here

So I guess that there are a lot of people out there who don't know how to fish. Therefore I have decided to create a fishing masterclass here on myspace. My hope is that by the end of it you will all have the confidence and know-how needed to embark on your own fishing adventures! :)
/ Nah Dude

(Recommended music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1zwAXClAJQ)

How to Fish

Now, when most people hear the word "fishing" the first that will probably pop into their heads is rods and fishing gear. This is stupid and supports a capitalistic lifestyle of excess consumption. Much smarter, and much cooler, is to grab the fish with your hand and shake it around until it submits, as follows:
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The ancient manly-ass fish-shaking technique:
Step 1: Grab fish
Step 2: Shake it around or bang it against some dirt

If you're not comfortable grabbing fish though, there's another technique that never fails:
The ancient "Ha! fuck you fish you're in a bucket! >:D" technique:
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Step 1: Take two buckets
Step 2: Scoop up the fish into the buckets
Step 3: Find someone who will shake the fish for you

And it's as easy as that

If being that close to fish still bothers you there's one final ancient and fundamental technique that, although a bit stupid, can be used:
Fishing with a rod like a pussy:
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Step 1: Tie some string to a stick
Step 2: Dip the string in water and wait until a fish bites it
Step 3: [VERY IMPORTANT!!!]
Don't shake the fish around with the rod! Regardless of what you've learned thus far!
Instead, stop being a bitch and grab the fish with your hand and shake it like a real man! >:)

That's how you fish. See you next time when we will learn how to catfish

We're all busy here on the arctic station, conducting research and doing God's work. Here's a picture of me dancing on a whale:

https://i.imgur.com/mGY3f66.jpg

私は寿司が好きです

When I was like 12 I had a blog. I used it to backup funny images that I had on my school computer so I could download them at home. I should've just used a USB drive but you know, when you're a l33t haxxor you are. Anyway, since I'm obviously a blog veteran you should be prepared to get your mind blown because you won't believe what this borderline millenial/zoomer freak can accomplish.

Here's a picture of an anime fisherman

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