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Making this blog in case I get even more questions...

UnknownStuffs

thing you miss most about your childhood?

I miss quite a lot of things. The lack of inhibitions, my old iPod, YouTube at the time, this one Sonic toy I borrowed from a friend that was super lanky but had tons of articulation, picking up cool rocks at the schoolyard then taking them home to use them to play catch with my dog. Being a kid was pretty neat. Dunno how good kids got it now, though.

you suddenly have the ability to broadcast a message to every single person on earth, what do you say?

Either some dumb motivational quote like "Whether things are good or bad, the world keeps spinning and the clock keeps ticking, so keep trying" or the dumbest shit I could think of at the spot, just because I think it'd be pretty funny to waste this chance like that.

what kind of place you'd want to live in in the future? (apartment, two-story house, mansion, bathroom stall, etc.)

Honestly, a nice li'l suburban house would be ideal. Nothing fancy, just a cozy home with a nice yard. Ideally I'd get a nice audio system for it so I can play nice music through the house whenever I'd feel like, too.

Nah Dude

what's the story behind your discord status? the one with the burger

There really isn't a lot to that story. Basically there's this small plaza that has most of the retail stores and the movie theater, and there's a McDonald's on the other side of the plaza that's about less than a minute away on car. Me and my friends decide to go to the movies one day, but a bunch of little things went wrong and we were going late. I left my house without eating due to the rush, so I told the friend driving to stop by McDonald's real quick to pick something up. Since we were going late and there wasn't enough time to eat it on the way, I told them I'd stuff it into my jacket and eat it during the movie. They thought I was joking, and I was, but we WERE in a hurry and in my mind at the time it was too silly to NOT do it, so I did it.

Tazara

city or rural life?

Tough question, but I think I'll take city life. Rural life is nice and calm, I'll give it that, but living in the city has a bunch of conveniences we tend to take for granted. At least where I live, having a rural home also means having to drive considerably longer to get anything done depending on how rural you wanna go, and I really mean anything. It's a minor issue but it's enough to make city life my preferred choice

So many questions...

Tyler

Favorite season?

The seasons aren't very pronounced where I live, it's like summertime all year long. If I really had to pick, it'd probably be fall, with all the orange leaves and shit. It always seemed so cozy to me. Close second would be winter, but that's more about the holidays than the actual season; also I've never dealt with snow so winter might actually suck bulldick

Harrison

favorite pencil?

It's a tie between H pencils, 2B pencils, and the standard HB. H pencils are light and great for sketching, 2B are darker and good for shading, while HBs are just balanced. I bet you thought this would get a joke answer, didn't ya?

least favorite animal?

Whatever's down there in the deep blue sea, and I mean DEEP blue sea. Seriously, nothing has made me feel more queasy than finding out that creepy ass anglerfish from Finding Nemo was real, and that there's more equally scary looking creatures down there. They're fucking eldritch abominations, those deep sea creatures.

any planet you choose will become completely habitable to earth life what planet do you choose?

Saturn. Don't know much about it but it seems nice enough. It has those cool rings and a Sega console was named after it, so it's probably the coolest choice.

PacJudes

favorite ice cream!

Either caramel pecan or pistachio. There was this one Snicker's ice cream bar that I had once as a kid that tasted really good, though. When I had it again for the second time, it wasn't as good, but if it counts then my memory of that first Snicker's ice cream bar would be my favorite ice cream

Europ Europ Fanclub

Favorite chocolate? Is it Bounty?

I've only had Bounty once in my life so I can't really say much about it. I'm not picky with my chocolates, but I guess Toblerones are pretty good. Don't buy them often but everytime I do I wish I did

Sspass

You need to pick one thing to eat for breakfast every day what will it be?

Eggs. I was gonna say chicken and waffles but then I realized that my cholesterol would get higher than the Empire State, and I'd get some fat on me too. Eggs are versatile and don't actually raise your cholesterol as much as people say. Eggs are the supreme breakfast food.

You remember the old game we used to play? The one that use flash what was your favorite old flash game?

Fancy Pants and Super Mario 63. Honorable mentions to Ultimate Sonic Flash, Mario Kombat and whatever the fuck I used to play on Newgrounds

You can pick any color for your car what color you will choose?

Snot green... or beige. I don't really care what my car looks like as long as it works and it's got a CD/Cassete player.

Favorite gum flavor?

Mint

Now be honest with me the only bag you can own is the one with Wheels are you going to use it or are you going to hold your stuff?

I usually travel light so I'll just hold my stuff. I'll take the bag if I ever need it, though

Quick pick a soundtrack to be your

I pick Persona 3's OST to be my

hehpilled

Do you plan on meeting the machine elves one day?

I might try and meet them at some point, but first I'd need to meet somebody that's met them before, or at least somebody that knows somebody that's met them. I've got some doubts though, since I'm a fairly clean guy.

UncleJesse3000

is pineapple on pizza good?

Depends... It's usually too overpowering but with an additional topping and with the right sauce it's edible. Wouldn't really order it ever, though

Quite a lot of questions. Thanks to those that asked! This post's at its limit, but feel free to keep asking! I'll make another blog for the other questions I get. See ya.

Might as well hop on this fad, too. Gimme some questions, anything's fine but don't be afraid to send some oddball stuff my way; those usually make things more interesting

Time for some shameless trend-hopping

What color is the tv in your room?

Black.

How's your heart lately?

My heart's fine, if not a little cold. My head's been a bit cluttered and foggy though.

One year from now, what do you think you'll be up to?

Dunno but hopefully it's not what I'm currently doing now (nothing)

How many different shirts have you worn today?

I think 2. In a few hours it'll bump up to three. Wonder what's the most amount of shirts somebody has worn in recorded history...

Do people who don't use proper english bother you?

No, it's usually funny so I don't mind

Do you own slippers? what do they look like?

The fuck do I need slippers for?

What's in your CD player right now?

Right now, nothing. A few days ago it had a CD of Loveless that I burned

What about your DVD player?

Haven't owned a DVD player in years. If I did, it'd probably have Spider-Man 2 on it.

Do you write down events on a calendar?

Time is fake, I don't own a calendar.

Is it cold outside?

It's never cold in Puerto Rico, baby B(

Any tattoos?

Nah.

Planning on getting any?

Maybe I'll get the Joestar birthmark if I ever get buff. I doubt it, though.

Do you have any siblings?

Yeah, 2 sisters

What game system do you play most?

Probably my PC and my PS2. Now that I've got FMCB I've been squeezing what little life remains outta that old PS2 slim.

Favorite word?

Either rutabaga or fuck. I will not elaborate.

What phrase do you text most often?

Probably "I guess". My speech pattern's too erratic to really say, though. "...,though" is also a strong contender

Who's the 4th missed call on your phone from?

Yo momma. Just kidding, it's actually my momma.

Country music or rap?

Both are good but I've definitely got a bias towards rap. Those underground artists are something else.

Spiderman or Iron Man?

man FUCK iron man, tin can motherfucker. Spidey's my homeboy.

Bill Clinton or Obama?

Tough choice. Bill can play a mean sax, but Obama got that sick killstreak in the Middle East. No comment for now.

Honey or baby?

Honey's cute. Baby only feels right for anybody except my S/O.

Blue or pink?

Stupid question. Blue.

Ranch or italian dressing?

points gun at head Which came first: Ranch or Cool Ranch?

Mouse or touch pad?

Mouse. Touch pad is for hooligans and ne'r-do-wellers

Verizon or Sprint?

...AT&T

Stay in or go out?

It depends.

Read the book or watch the movie?

It depends, but in italics

This was fun. You guys should do this too. See ya.

Monkey Magic

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Monkey Magic

Monkey Magic

Hey guys, this blog's gonna be a lot more straightforward than the long-winded rambles my blogs usually are. In spirit of spooky month I wanna ask you guys for any horror movies/games/books/shows/whatever you'd recommend! Though I'm not exactly a horror genre buff or anything like that, I'll share some of my own recommendations so this isn't a one-sided affair:

Creep/Creep 2*

*This rec is kinda hit and miss. The first one's got a great start but fizzles out, and the second one's a lot more thriller/suspense and less horror. I liked what they were going for with these movies but they're not for everyone

Candyman

Rosemary's Baby

Silent Hill 1/2/4

Obscure(yes that's what the game's called)

The Evil Dead/Evil Dead 2

Silence of the Lambs

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1974)

Suspiria(1977)

Siren(PS2)

what do ur desktops look like

seriously tho, i'm curious. i had this idea crop up in my head last night and i'd thought it'd be fun

lemme start by showing off my shitty old desktop as an icebreaker:

https://i.imgur.com/eQilZLN.jpg

plain, basic, boring; you could find blades of grass more interesting than this desktop.

if you couldn't already tell by the taskbar being broken at the bottom right, this is actually Windows 10! As a little project, I decided to give my pc a bit of a nostalgic makeover. Fortunately, it didn't take much effort to find the WinXP wallpapers in a reasonable resolution. It took a bit more, however, to actually find both an XP Luna skin that didn't completely break in Win10 as well as a skin app that could apply it; And don't even get me started on the tedious process of applying the appropriate soundfont. Yes, i even got it to sound like WinXP!

So, why all the effort just to make it look and sound both old and basic?

Well, it was all to commemorate the old family PC. Simple as that. That old hunk of junk kicked the bucket years ago, but I still remember learning all I know about the internet through it. Couldn't just leave it as a distant memory, so I had it live on through my current PC

Plain, basic, boring; just how I remember it

As you can tell, this blog was mostly an excuse to talk about my shitty desktop.

Feel free to ramble on about your own desktops in the comments! I'd like to hear the stories behind them, if there is any to them that is.

Ciao.

guys u won't believe this, but...

i finally met mario

lemme get some yahoos in the comments, people

Did some dumb thinking, so now I'm sharing

recently i was thinking about myspace while doing homework; not in the "man, i wanna use myspace" kinda way but the "wow, that site is cool" kinda way. i kept thinking about the rather diverse set of people who use the site, and how it gives us users the tools to customize our page any way we choose provided you have the know-how. but then that got me thinking...

What brings you here? Why do you stay?

For me personally it's always been about curiosity. Finding out this was, in fact, an actual site with active members and not just some cute gimmick on Win93 immediately piqued my interest. Whenever I log on, I always spend at least a few minutes clicking random just to see what I stumble upon. Whether it's finding a page with some cool theming/ css editing I hadn't seen before, finding a potential friend, finding a fresh new account and seeing how they go about customizing their page, or stumbling upon some fucking weirdo talking about random shit like burrito history in their blog for some reason, it's usually something interesting to me IMO.

What about you? What brings you here?