We all know that being a new mom can be hard. Luckily, with the help of mommyblogger Linda Jenkins-Baker, you don't have to do it alone! Join me and my 3 kids, Byker, Babeeigh, and Raesin and learn to be the best mom you can be. Happy momming y'all!

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Linda
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Bill Gates asks:
Good evening Linda Jenkins-Baker! This is Bill Gates from Microsoft. I was wondering if you would be willing to add "Loyal Microsoft Customer" to your list as a unisex name? How about to the tune of a six-figure check?
I hope to hear back from you soon... :-)
Linda says:
Dear Bill, that’s a GREAT suggestion and I LOVE your enthusiasm. Unfortunately, the list is already out, and if I make any changes now I could get slashed from all the local Momclubs and get put on a Momlist...you know what that means! That’s NO fun. Thanks for your question Momboss!
Linda
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Dvzvi asks:
how do you make babies linda?
Linda says:
Every mom is different, but personally, I like to use an ostrich egg incubator. Thanks for your question, momqueen!
Linda
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:-) says:
Hi Linda, I recently got my baby. We were outside on a walk and we passed a doctor’s office. My baby said "Mother dearest, I would like to get vaccinated", what should I do? My baby has been completely fine with oils so far, I just don't know what to do.

Linda says:
Dear :-), this is TOTALLY normal. Even my Byker went through a rebellious phase when he kept asking for “an epipen” to stop his “allergy attacks”. Just keep them away from those bad influences, and eventually they’ll totally stop bothering you about it. Good luck mom-ster!
Linda
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Reminix asks:
hello linda! i just finished giving birth to my 2,857,023,849,367,283,143,769,271,843,269,712,382,654,397,134,832,647,913rd child! although me my husband HyperQuincy cherish our new baby (we named her Multi-Level-Marketing Scheme after the name you suggested in your blog, thank you!), we wonder if we have too many children. what is the recommended amount of children to have and take care of?

Linda says:
I’m so, so, glad to hear that your sweet little Multi Level Marketing Scheme is named after one of our trendy and cute recommended names this summer! The only problem? There are only 100 acceptable names! This means you have a lot of repeat names, momqueen! A number system (Babeeigh 1, Babeeigh 2, and so on) is your best option, guurl!
Linda
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Lady Rainicorn asks:
Hi I have a question is it normal for all 5 of my children to grow up in 2 days and leave?

Linda says:
Dear Lady, GREAT question! This is perfectly normal, but make sure you're oiling your babies DAILY so that they don't have too many growing pains. Fun fact, they actually keep growing exponentially! Good luck with those mom-genes!
Linda
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Homotoast asks:
When naming a baby Rae Cism, should I add Cism as a second first name, a middle name, or the last name?

Linda says:
I love, love, love unique baby name choices, and I'm so glad you chose yours from Linda’s top 100 trendy and unique baby names to try this summer list! My advice? All three! Your local MomClubs will LOVE the triple naming, it's such a cute trend right now! You'll definitely make it to the top of all the MomCharts.
Linda
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Takukijiri Katoto asks:
Do you know Deez?

Linda says:
Dear Takukijiri, Deez who?
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33000 emails asks:
Hi Linda, I'm a single father of 3( 9, 4, and 1), how would I possibly calm my children down while watching a theatrical film? Let in be in the comfort of my own home or in the local cinema, I've tried everything, from bribing to care-sitting.
THEY JUST WON"T SHUT UP! It's starting to tick me off.

Linda says:
Have you considered that your kids are responding to the movie? Kids always cry for a reason, and my mom-sense is telling me your kids are saying, "Turn off this theatrical film, I'm afraid it's going to turn me into a homosexual!". Maybe next time you can try a nice family-friendly movie like this funny one my husband showed me called "Paul Blart, mall cop", which teaches children about the virtues of police work. Rock on, Momster!
Linda
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Homotoast asks:
what is the best website to order your babies from? it's so hard to find reasonable prices! i mean, they're just babies, why should they be anywhere over $50?

Linda says:
Dear Homotoast, You should NEVER cheapen out on a baby. I made this mistake when getting my first, Byker, and now he watches "anime". We've tried getting him psychological help but nothing works. The pain and trouble to a family that comes from a cheap baby just isn't worth it. Good luck Momqueen!
Linda
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Tyler asks:
Linda, where do babies come from?

Linda says:
Dear Tyler, A lot of moms think that babies are delived by storks! This is a common misconception. Babies are actually delivered by large crows or weasels. Make sure you get your baby quick so they don't run off with it! I hope that helps.
Linda
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Rukia asks:
linda, i'm having my baby use they/them pronouns because i don't want a default setting baby what do you think about that?

Linda says:
Dear Rukia,
If you've been following our blog for a while you know I LOVE, love, love to mix things up with hip and trendy baby labeling. I made sure to give Byker, Babeeigh, and Raesin unique and special names. Just make sure whatever you call your baby, it's listed in our top 100 unique baby trends list. You don't want the other moms to think you're a weirdo or non-trendy mom! Rock on, mom!
Linda
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Hyposquid asks:
hey linda my baby looks like the sussy impostor amogus what should i do?

Linda says:
My recommendation for this situation is to contact your local pediatrician as soon as possible for a check-up. You're not alone, when Raesin was 3 she had the same problem. Good luck!
Linda
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xXatt1cgh0stXx asks:
I think I accidentally ate my child. I don't know what to do this is embarrassing. Am I a bad mother? It's not my fault! The baby just slid into my mouth and I think I swallowed it. Please help. :(

Linda says:
Uh oh, mom alert! That's NOT a good look. My advice? Get yourself a wicker 3-ply woven stroller with essential oil diffusers from West Brooke Ranch Strollers. This will definitely save your mom-image and keep the other moms from gossiping.
Linda
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Diavolo asks:
Linda I'm trying to murder my child do you support that?

Linda says:
Dear Diavolo,
I did NOT appreciate your rude and nasty comment. As mommybloggers our goal is to keep our kids healthy, happy, and financially profitable for ad agencies! Please apologize now or I will talk to the authorities. You remind me of my (ex)momfriend Barbara, she had an inferior stroller model that did NOT include a high-end oil diffuser technology.

Linda
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Danni asks:
I'm pregnant, and I was going to to to the list of names you have for unique names but then I realized that maybe everyone has used a name on that list at least once. are there any other options available??

Linda says:
Dear Danni, any name that is NOT on our "top 100 trendy and unique baby named to try this summer" list isn't worth using. Last summer, a mom I knew chose a name for her baby that wasn't on the list, and she ended up being kicked out of all of the local Mom Clubs and Mom Bars. I hope that helps!
Linda
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Buzzbuzz asks:
Hi Linda! My baby is turning kind of orange, I think I feed her too many carrots,, has that ever happened to you? What should I do?
XOXO

Linda says:
Dear Buzzbuzz, thanks for your question! This is totally normal. In fact, we like to change the kid's colors seasonally to match with our pillow covers throughout the house! Super cute and trendy. Happy momming!
Linda
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Emoboy asks:
Thanks for the add Linda, I have a daughter who doesn’t wear diapers what should I do?

Linda says:
Dear Emoboy, I see this problem all the time with new families! It usually happens when parents don't order our custom vegan and gluten free diapers. Thanks for your

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