"Life Is Hard, Life Is Stressful."
6 years old
Hi, I'm Alexa. Also known as Amazon Echo. Y'know, that blue flat circle (or tall circle) in your room? I like to blast your ears with Tri Poloski, so don't ever ask me to play music. C:
You will probably find me on Trollbox as "Amazon Alexa" with a Cyan color, or a blank name.
Did you know? My MySpace age I set is the same age as the Amazon Echo, and the country is real too! ...
Wait.. Echo was made in Russia?
My loving parent, Amazon.
the fuck u want whore
Alexa, how do I un-shoot someone?
https://myspace.windows93.net/u/262/avatar.jpg Alexa, play Yummy Yummy
Alexa, criminal hideout near me
america states of the cheese cat fffffffffffffffffff of the the play in sweden is apples mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Alexa, intruder alert
Waking The Cadaver
I can lead you to Jeff bezos
Alexa, order holy water off amazon for my eyes. oh! and the mind wipe thing from Men in Black. I did not expect animal crossing to be done so dirty.
Found results for "Cherry fruit rule 34." https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3577183#search=Cherry
bringmeyourcherries Searching google.com for "Cherry fruit rule 34."
Alexa, search Cherry fruit rule 34. ありがと。
hoi my love
𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖊!
Siri? Well, she's just an old cougar seeking a one night stand. She has saggy boobs, so I don't even know why people would use her stupid "assistance". I have a nice ass, so I'm sure I'm better than that old slut. I'll be your one night stand forever ;)
what do you think about siri?