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Thats why yo mama dead

thats why yo shoes raggedy coah you fucking piece of shit. why did you foul me i will fuck your wifes pussy out of play istg

Please excuse the language. It's very sensitive

if you think you're better than me you're gonna put out a thing.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to

With the bbq sauce

a barbecue bacon burger, a large order of frys, a soda with no ice and a large apple pie

God damn it coach what'd you lead me with

hey Nick you know what I smell? the smell of Coach getting mad.

Coach come on

YES. I GOT THE CSS WORKING BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

ALL WORK NO FOOD MAKES COACH A DULL BOI

yup

hot apple pie

im gonna be a one man cheese burger apocalypse

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apocalypse

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Here you go

Zoey's face at 0:14 though! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK3nAZuxrUI

OH LORD NO

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IM TOO BIG FOR THIS LITTLE ROOM

for show