QUEEN'S LOG EPISODE 3!!

some new updates xoxo

oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my goshhhhh. KELLY. KELLY. KELLYYYYY.
YOU KLUTZ. OMG. guys oh my gosh. so KELLY got pregnant! that damn KLUTZ. FROM JOHN, JOHN OUT OF ALL PEOPLE!!..
Luckily shes gonna make a lot of money from the divorce 💋💋

did you guys hear?? my granny got dennis's hamster again with the vacuum cleaner like oh my gosh. dennis is a white supremacist so he deserves it tbh. 😘

so like the toilet paper at WALMART really needs to change... like oh my god it feels like im making love to a cactus 🌵. unfortunately the mangager wasn't there so i couldn't ask for a coupon.

cya later guyyssss i gotta study cuz my work has a drug test tomorrow 💋