some new updates xoxo
oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my goshhhhh. KELLY. KELLY. KELLYYYYY.
YOU KLUTZ. OMG. guys oh my gosh. so KELLY got pregnant! that damn KLUTZ. FROM JOHN, JOHN OUT OF ALL PEOPLE!!..
Luckily shes gonna make a lot of money from the divorce ๐๐
did you guys hear?? my granny got dennis's hamster again with the vacuum cleaner like oh my gosh. dennis is a white supremacist so he deserves it tbh. ๐
so like the toilet paper at WALMART really needs to change... like oh my god it feels like im making love to a cactus ๐ต. unfortunately the mangager wasn't there so i couldn't ask for a coupon.
cya later guyyssss i gotta study cuz my work has a drug test tomorrow ๐
1 CommentHey y'alllll... Jessebella Libertina Quail here, with a quick rant.
So my girlfriend Justine went to Walmart today and she found the most RACIST PRODUCT she has EVER (like, EVER ๐คข) seen!
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Uj5rrvapL._SX425_.jpg
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?? HOW CAN WALMART SELL SUCH A BLATANT RACIST PRODUCT AND RECEIVE NO BACKLASH??
And yes, the monkey is the problem. And for those of you who have been living under a privileged rock, Cocos is a curry restaurant in Japan and this ad is suggesting all those POOR japaneses people are MONKEYS??? ๐ ๐ ๐ oH My GOSH!
DISGUSTING. SHAME SHAME SHAME.
WALMART IS CANCELLED. #CANCELWALMART #JUSTICEFORJUSTINE
Justine is LITERALLY lying on the couch, SHAKING. I demand Walmart remove the product and compensate our entire family for the emotional damage.
Anyways y'alllll... I have to walk my Dolphin Queena so I'll see y'all later. Be sure to checkout Justine's new instagram storyy with a GoFundMe link ๐งก.
1 CommentWhy aint she running?? Y'all can't expect me to choose between 2 old white guys? ๐๐
No CommentOh my gosh guysss... My dolphin Queena is starting hormone therapy todayyy! Omg im so exciteeeeed.
Anyway I heard from Kelly that she heard from Vanessa that Jolyne said that Kathy said that Pauline said shes taking JEFFREY TO THE PROM this week??? I was just like noooo wayyy that guy is SUCH a bigot! Probably an incel from 5chan...
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