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***IMPORTANT. NOT RICKROLL I PROMISE***

I'm thinking of making a new MySpace account for fake news articals for a joke

and now it's up to you...

should i?

thx in advance my luvs

~ joe

update luvs: https://myspace.windows93.net/index.php?id=15233 Local 93: The Only News You Can't Trust On MySpace

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nostalgia tingles

so i used to play the sims 3 on my xbox 360 but we threw it out and xbox one isn't backward compatible with the sims 3. so i found my wii u, did some homebrewing and got the sims 3 on it's vWii (wii menu/virtual wii) (legally don't worry. i bought the game).

i booted it and the sims 3 start up music it was amazing.

that's all folks

until next time i write a blog

joe

a not intresting human who's weird and drunk 24/7 my luvs

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What the heck. 250 friends

Heyo people I’m here again with 250 friends. I’m not a person who begs for friends but i now feel like there are people who care about me so

thank you my sisters and brothers and aliens and humans and non binary and trans and asexual pals and everyone else for helping me feel happy on earth

love you all
Joe

x

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a story

i loved year 7 when i was in the PE changing rooms and someone decides to touch my shorts which i was wearing and i had a breakdown. i had to leave school early and didn't do art class or english due to what happened and i had to go into a room for 2 hours. 1 hour i was on a laptop with a friend and the second i was helping a teacher out with decorating until my cousin came and picked me up to go home. fun

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everything is asmr

there are

  • a boris johnson asmr
  • a cat giving birth asmr
  • roleplay asmr (sfw and nsfw sometimes)
  • history asmr
  • asmr asmr (idk if that's a asmr but it could be)

i'm not giving links to any of these for everyone's sanity. i do NOT recommend searching any of these unless you are insane.

bye

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1595783377000

So I played Ace Attorney

It's good.

Everytime I turn my laptop on I contemplate playing it. SEND HELP

I'd recommed it.

I think I'm addicted to it.

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VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ ME!

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

Have a wonderful day. :)

  • The Devil
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i think i solved the meaning of life

i believe the meaning of life is a paradox. the meaning of life is to question these questions but if this is the answer then you've solved it and then there isn't a meaning to life anymore but we still don't know the answer to those questions and it goes over and over and it never ends.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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1595073869000

My Catland Passport

I don't want to lose it so I'm gonna store it here

https://img.techpowerup.org/200718/jbz801.png

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I think i'm an owl

I am more awake at night and i don't know hoo i am

My jokes should rot in a bin, sorry

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