we do a little trolling

homies, bros, how do you make it where a gif/image fades out after you click on a page ?
love,
hans

1. There are 2 people in this world.

2. 2 out of every 10 Hans is Hans

3. you have a terrible disease and there is only one way to cure it

4. please, join me before it is too late

5. homie cult

walked down the street yesterday
dude walks up to me
says "how tall are you"
"7'7" I reply with a smirk
"that's gay" he says
"Yes" I say back
He gets mad and punches me in the leg
"Nice try, bucko." I say. "That's a hate crime"
I call up the government
"take away this man's rights" I say
"yes Hans" says the government
everyone in a 20 mile radius claps and starts chanting
I breakdance
end of story

necks in chat, let's go boys

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Hans's Educational Answer Time #3

additional questions will be answered at a later date

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support your homies

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protecting the people I love & feeling my progress

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homies every time

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always. mornings too, otherwise it's just gay

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the cheese does what I want it to do
out of fear or out of love, i don't know which

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big lockdown + too much spare time + no other social media

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No. I will never convert to bro. very undignified, very shameful.

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i am legally not allowed to give the coordinates
I meant to say .. there is no "genetic laboratory" haha.

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chicken.
I prefer to consume animals that are as close in genetics to dinosaurs as possible
it fuels my latent superiority complex

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i hear he has a really cute smile and a nice personality
just rumors, but it's all I know

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6.23049550, thank you for your question tyler

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you already know the answer to this, you feel it every day homie :)

being the bigger man here, i'll admit it. i was the one who stole Tyler's glasses. They're currently tied up in my basement for a ransom of one (1) granule of protein powder. pay it up or there will be "consequences".

Hans

ask away homies

certified based and homiepilled

less upbeat tracks ig

enjoy

some velvet morning - lee hazlewood

das model - kraftwerk

pale blue eyes - the velvet underground

would you be my love - ty segall

je t'aime moi non plus - bridgitte bardot

ich bleib' im bett - nena

love is a shield - camoflauge

hier kommt kurt - frank zander

la gazza iadra: overture - gioachino rossini

walked in line - blood axis

una furtiva lagrima - gaetano donizetti

i'd love you to want me - lobo

heart of glass - blondie

take it or leave it - the strokes

no more parties in the attic - exploded view

pleasure seeker - the C.I.A.

piss