STORYTIME WITH EISENHANS

walked down the street yesterday
dude walks up to me
says "how tall are you"
"7'7" I reply with a smirk
"that's gay" he says
"Yes" I say back
He gets mad and punches me in the leg
"Nice try, bucko." I say. "That's a hate crime"
I call up the government
"take away this man's rights" I say
"yes Hans" says the government
everyone in a 20 mile radius claps and starts chanting
I breakdance
end of story