watermelon seeds

one time a woman accidently ate a watermelon seed

she was scared at first but then got increasingly more excited
thinking how amazing it would be to have a watermelon of her own

her friends would see her watermelon and compliment her on how great it was

and then she saw it and decided she didnt like it

so she killed it when it sprouted 9 months later

its tiny screams cracked her mind