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Strange Purchase - 12/29/2020

I just woke up not too long ago and opened my email to see a long response from a weird company that I don't remember ordering from?

Here's the email:

We regret to inform you that the card titled "Susan's Debit" has declined your latest purchases due to suspicious activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

  • 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
  • 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
  • 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
  • 6x Magnum condoms
  • 5x Bananas
  • 1x Small Condom
  • 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
  • 1x Deag's Rust Career
  • 1x Gay Poster
    Please respond back to us using your old email:
    SusanQuinnFamilyEmail@hotmail.net
    Thanks for your patience.

Like, who the fuck ordered this? I certainly didn't! Thank SATAN it got declined. Shake my head my head.

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