So here the story,
Its 1:35 a.m and was so happy for the new year. I was the playing roblox , jailbreak, and next thing i saw a friend who me and her didnt end in good terms. And i was like, why not make things right and fix this relationship, something good to start the year. So we both apologize and said we over reacted. Later we cuaght up and see what was going on our life. Since we were using zoom i Decided to screenshare to show her memes on reddit. But i jokingly said, it be funny if we watched porn. She said, sure why not. I was like u sure?!? And she confirm. So i looked through pornhub catalog but didn't see anything worthy enough to watch, i awked if she liked anime, and she did. So hentai haven it is. We watch some wholesome and funny hentai. We both enjoyed it. Then we went back to the hub and watch some there to.
So overall my year has started well.
No CommentHonestly, I never thought I'd make it this far. 2020 has been a WACK and non-lit year. And now, it's new ears eve, one more day until 2021 and one more day until we all get bigger ears! I cannot wait to walk out of my house and flap my ears like dumbo, then take off into the skies, never to return again, like the bird I've always wanted to be. But with large ears.
I'll see you all again tomorrow on New Ears Day! 2021!
No CommentI'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the male members of this website. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful. To the accusers (you know who you are, Ron), a few points for your consideration:
Yes I was declaring my hatred towards men, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.
The "hate speech" I was trying to accumulate from this website were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-HATRED in nature. Ever heard of a non-hatred hate speech? Well sorry to break it to you but they exist.
I have almost NEVER yelled at a man or killed one. Just last week I snapped a man's neck to help him get his cramp out, and it worked!
No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my words of warnings. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.
And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the men who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be.
As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble hate-speech against men, at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend. Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of MySpace.
No CommentI just woke up not too long ago and opened my email to see a long response from a weird company that I don't remember ordering from?
Here's the email:
We regret to inform you that the card titled "Susan's Debit" has declined your latest purchases due to suspicious activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows
Like, who the fuck ordered this? I certainly didn't! Thank SATAN it got declined. Shake my head my head.
No CommentRecently I signed up for a spanish class with Yolkema and Audrey, and when we walk in, there was this THICK dog on the floor - I'm talkin' MASSIVE doggo. Audrey goes to pick it up and I'm like "DON'T, IT COULD BITE." then suddenly for some reason, Audrey's ex-boyfriend jumps in and starts humping the dog like crazy?! Turns out, I was just dreaming, and I accidentally shit myself.
Anyways, that was MY day, haha, hope to update everyone again soon~
No CommentSeriously, I hate all of the guys sending me friend requests! I don't want to look at your vagina tattoos, or your "penis" pics (what's even a penis???) so PLEASE stop. You're giving me and my nonexistent, unborn baby a headache.
Anyways, it's the day after Crisis and I think I'm going to go to New York soon! Finally, a break from the USA. It's a well-deserved vacation! I can't wait to see the eye fell tower and other glorious monuments!
Wish me luck!
No CommentSometimes, I don't think I would've ever made it this far without my best friends - Yolkema, Audrey, and Gurt. My sister, Susan, is dead to me. I don't want her in my life because she got me a barbie deluxe dildo (ultra-sized, black) for Christmas, even though I SPECIFICALLY asked for a barbie deluxe dildo (ultra-sized, purple)! The uncultured swine she is, isn't she?
Anyways, to make a long story short, she's going to be eating in the dog house in the backyard for all of 2021, have a new years everyone!
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