HHHhh

I met god once. In a dream
I was in the mystery shack or sumthing and a glowing white orb showed up and was like "Yo, I'm god, you can ask one question."

and I said "okay dude, how about this. hows it pronounced?"

"what?"
"gif or jif."
"thats a stupid ass question to ask me, i'm god, you can literally ask me anything."
"answer it."
"fine, jif"
"k thatks jod" and then he struck me down where i stood, my hubris failing me. and yet, i still live. so until that bastard finally says its gif, im not dying.