How my 3 year old

Ever since i was a little girl i always dremt of having my own choclate factory like willy woker, but not because of the chocolate part,
no its because of the way he own those little oompaloompas.

God i love just to think about owning one for myself, so one day i decided to just make my own.
At first i had to think about how i could even get someone to come into my home but that wasnt too hard because kids are fucking stupid, so i just layed out a trap at the nearest local playground.
After the Trap was set i just had to wait untill 22:00 because then the homeless ones are out in the wild.

After i had gotten that little fucker i paintet him all brown like those sweet little oompa loompas.

And when that was done I just had to make sure that he was potty-trained which was easy, just took 2 weeks.

And well now here i am, owning my own little oompa fucking loompa, i named him Ronald (◕ᴗ◕✿)