RIP 2018 - 2020

I love you, Leon.

On the 20th of april 2000 I woke up because my oompa luumpa started crying. While I was trying to calm him he bit me because of that his oompa luumpa genes infected me and started to mutate my DNA after that I realised that the one and only god is Joji aka. FilthyFrank aka. George Miller. From now on the only thing I can do is getting seizures in public places like McDonalds or eat dragon dildos.

My neighbour recently asked me why I can't eat any ponchos anymore like I did before my oompa luumpa bit me I said that my sexuality would suffer if I would eat something else than dragon dildos.

Last night I dreamed how I had sex with my Cat and it turned me really on so I did in real life after that the curse was broken and now I can finally eat ponchos again.

Ever since i was a little girl i always dremt of having my own choclate factory like willy woker, but not because of the chocolate part,
no its because of the way he own those little oompaloompas.

God i love just to think about owning one for myself, so one day i decided to just make my own.
At first i had to think about how i could even get someone to come into my home but that wasnt too hard because kids are fucking stupid, so i just layed out a trap at the nearest local playground.
After the Trap was set i just had to wait untill 22:00 because then the homeless ones are out in the wild.

After i had gotten that little fucker i paintet him all brown like those sweet little oompa loompas.

And when that was done I just had to make sure that he was potty-trained which was easy, just took 2 weeks.

And well now here i am, owning my own little oompa fucking loompa, i named him Ronald (◕ᴗ◕✿)

love my 73 year old sugar daddy :D
check out his twitter: @realDonaldTrump

My ass burned more than the jews in the holocaust