Momster emergy

Ive never had one and i dont know any flavors, whats a good one so when i go to my gas station i can look for it???
i need a multitude so i can get at least one.
maybe they wont even have monster.
christ im never getting out of the house am i? i did it once, met a cute dog too, but i went to hobby lobby, not a gas station.
theres so much more that could go wrong. and last time i went out people looked at me weird. that might've been the makeup. it was probably the makeup.
oh well good monster flavors in the comments pleaseeee