Happy Holidays! - 12/26/2020

Sometimes, I don't think I would've ever made it this far without my best friends - Yolkema, Audrey, and Gurt. My sister, Susan, is dead to me. I don't want her in my life because she got me a barbie deluxe dildo (ultra-sized, black) for Christmas, even though I SPECIFICALLY asked for a barbie deluxe dildo (ultra-sized, purple)! The uncultured swine she is, isn't she?

Anyways, to make a long story short, she's going to be eating in the dog house in the backyard for all of 2021, have a new years everyone!