The Assistant
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"This account is on a hiatus, I'm sorry." Male
101 years old
Interzone
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About me:
Kiss whoever you want.🏳️🌈
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Hello customers, I'm L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎, and I'll be your guide around the bakery! We have amazing treats such as:
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Muffins
Cakes
Scones
Pies
Muffins
Eclairs
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I enjoy gardening, as well as spending time with the muffin man.
Do not ask about the back of the store. Do not question the taste of our pastries.
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Another thing I enjoy is writing, I write many things. Poems, stories, and I also do journaling. Hopefully this makes journaling easier.
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Add my lovely partner, none other than the muffin man.
https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=79911
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Who I'd like to meet:
You ♡♡♡
Hello my dear! :D
Darling, dear, love, acting like I care is all I ever do, but I suppose I could try a little harder since you asked so politely! I'll keep an eye out for The Creature!
IT LOOKS DARK IN THERE YOU BETTER BRING A CANDLE
I WOULD LIKE TO ASK... ABOUT THE BACK OF THE STORE.
Forgive me if I'm wrong love, but last time I checked she wasn't exactly being forced to stay here! Anyways I'm sure she'll come back, she literally has no where else to go!
Oh my, it would seem she's wondered off again dear, but not to worry im sure she'll turn up! Or not :D!!
hey! do you like ice cream?
love ur page :D
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L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎ may i please have an eclair
Never know til you try :>
Lawrence let's platonically kiss Bo)
thxs 4 acceptingC: good work today sir https://i.ibb.co/mR1LNpv/IMG-9435.jpg
yes
we stan u also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PSP2Adz5j8
gasps I love you thanks so much :D
can i have a cupcake?? 👉👈
Thank you Lawrence, you're an absolute doll!! <3<3 :D
IM SORRY- I thought it'd be funny :'C
I didn't think it would make you uncomfy
im really sorry
Wow
that hurt my feelings
I'll never snitch on you L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎
I hold a brick for you, L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎
Smash on a bitch for you, L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎
U can stab me if you want I wouldn't mind at all
Im a simp for ur mp3
ur hot
is what I meant
gay gay homosexual
Dearest L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎
Thank you greatly for accepting me. It is comforting to know that your establishment is not a cult. I too love gardening and baking though I doubt my pastries taste as great as yours. It has been lovely to make your acquaintance and I appreciate your effort in showing me around your bakery
Best Wishes,
Mel
Inner feelings?! I suppose It'd be interesting to see if I actually possess any of those!! I'll be sure to try it out soon!
Hmm no I don't believe I have!! Why do you ask?!
no need to apologize, it's all good :) btw red stains in aprons are very easy to get out with hydrogen peroxide!
Thank you! I've only tried chocolate muffins.
I'm not sure.
Well, I'm a little bit sad.
Anyways, How are you?
Hello, Sir! I heard your the Muffin Man's assistant.
:O!! ill take a muffin then!!!
sugar, flour, and a handful of love and care :)
hello sir!! quick question!!, what are your treats made of?
Aww, what a lovely page. <3
:) very good
thats great!
THANKS! :-> HOWS MUFFIN BRO DOING?
AY MUFFIN BROZ ASSISTANT! HEWO
Hello!
Nonsense.
The pies taste like pennies...
Well aren't you just the sweetest!! I also enjoy your company very much!
Sorry, this is a little late but thanks for the add back! :))))
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Strawberries it is my friend! 🍓🍓🍓 :D
It's truly no worries, I hope you're havin a superb day as well!
I'm doing absolutely amazing as always! I hope you're feeling the same! I was just about to head out to the market! Did you need anything?!
Happy to be here <3
hello
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Wow, this bakery is very nice and eye pleasing! I adore the colors scheme and music choice :]!!
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Yes definitely! We wouldn't want he- whatever it is, disturbing the customers!!
Wiser words have never been spoken!!! Luckily there's been an influx of customers, so I do believe we'll be all stocked up in no time!
My good friend!! Did you see the wonderful art kaiKoiKey made! It's simply amazing! I haven't been this happy since my last hunt!! For ingredients that is!
Yes of course! You can come down to our library and borrow some if you like.^^
Whatever could I be hiding? :)
lawrence, i feel like you might be hiding something from your customers....
(ooc i need to stop just leaving myspace open it looks weird on my part)
yknow, i might of been reading that wrong! sorry for the bother, good sir :).
Tulips would be just fine!! But be sure not to plant too many!! Wouldn't want bees flying around the visitors, the bees may get hurt!
W h a t D o Y o u M e a n ? : )
hm, yknow, the one thats under amazing treats.
What flesh? :)
how much is the flesh
Yes you may, it'll be $15, $2 an extra layer.
Hey Lawrence may i buy a cake pweaseeeeeeeeee
woah, so cool :)
Lovely weather indeed my friend!! It's good to see your page is up and running!! It's quite amazing!!
hello L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎!! so nice to meet you, i absolutely love this bakery :].