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"Fun fact: Lawrence sounds like Bo Burnham"

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About me:

Kiss whoever you want.🏳️‍🌈
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Hello customers, I'm L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎, and I'll be your guide around the bakery! We have amazing treats such as:
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Muffins
Cakes
Scones
Pies
Muffins
Eclairs
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I enjoy gardening, as well as spending time with the muffin man.
Do not ask about the back of the store. Do not question the taste of our pastries.
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Another thing I enjoy is writing, I write many things. Poems, stories, and I also do journaling. Hopefully this makes journaling easier.
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Add my lovely partner, none other than the muffin man.
https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=79911
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801464320587857980/840759055194783834/done_02_a2891309d3e5475ab371868d553449dc.gif

Who I'd like to meet:

You ♡♡♡

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The Muffin Man
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Hello my dear! :D

The Muffin Man
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Darling, dear, love, acting like I care is all I ever do, but I suppose I could try a little harder since you asked so politely! I'll keep an eye out for The Creature!

doorman
1623197785000

IT LOOKS DARK IN THERE YOU BETTER BRING A CANDLE

doorman
1623197610000

I WOULD LIKE TO ASK... ABOUT THE BACK OF THE STORE.

The Muffin Man
1623167029000

Forgive me if I'm wrong love, but last time I checked she wasn't exactly being forced to stay here! Anyways I'm sure she'll come back, she literally has no where else to go!

The Muffin Man
1623109619000

Oh my, it would seem she's wondered off again dear, but not to worry im sure she'll turn up! Or not :D!!

xbloodletterx
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hey! do you like ice cream?

Togood4u
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xXfishXx
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L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎ may i please have an eclair

Clown_Lord
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Never know til you try :>

Clown_Lord
1620798748000

Lawrence let's platonically kiss Bo)

qw07
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thxs 4 acceptingC: good work today sir https://i.ibb.co/mR1LNpv/IMG-9435.jpg

Bomb \-(0_0)-/
1620751663000

yes

Bomb \-(0_0)-/
1620750980000

we stan u also

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LittleGothicBean
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gasps I love you thanks so much :D

LittleGothicBean
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can i have a cupcake?? 👉👈

The Muffin Man
1620689622000

Thank you Lawrence, you're an absolute doll!! <3<3 :D

Bomb \-(0_0)-/
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IM SORRY- I thought it'd be funny :'C
I didn't think it would make you uncomfy
im really sorry

Bomb \-(0_0)-/
1620661811000

Wow
that hurt my feelings

Bomb \-(0_0)-/
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I'll never snitch on you L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎
I hold a brick for you, L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎
Smash on a bitch for you, L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎

Bomb \-(0_0)-/
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U can stab me if you want I wouldn't mind at all
Im a simp for ur mp3

Bomb \-(0_0)-/
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ur hot
is what I meant

Bomb \-(0_0)-/
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gay gay homosexual

lerime
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Dearest L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎

Thank you greatly for accepting me. It is comforting to know that your establishment is not a cult. I too love gardening and baking though I doubt my pastries taste as great as yours. It has been lovely to make your acquaintance and I appreciate your effort in showing me around your bakery

Best Wishes,

Mel

The Muffin Man
1620614017000

Inner feelings?! I suppose It'd be interesting to see if I actually possess any of those!! I'll be sure to try it out soon!

The Muffin Man
1620611706000

Hmm no I don't believe I have!! Why do you ask?!

kaikoikey
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no need to apologize, it's all good :) btw red stains in aprons are very easy to get out with hydrogen peroxide!

epicgamer2007
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Thank you! I've only tried chocolate muffins.

epicgamer2007
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I'm not sure.

epicgamer2007
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Well, I'm a little bit sad.

epicgamer2007
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Anyways, How are you?

epicgamer2007
1620547094000

Hello, Sir! I heard your the Muffin Man's assistant.

janez
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:O!! ill take a muffin then!!!

The Assistant
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sugar, flour, and a handful of love and care :)

janez
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hello sir!! quick question!!, what are your treats made of?

V1v1d dr34ms
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Aww, what a lovely page. <3

Bomb \-(0_0)-/
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:) very good

Bomb \-(0_0)-/
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thats great!

Bomb \-(0_0)-/
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THANKS! :-> HOWS MUFFIN BRO DOING?

Bomb \-(0_0)-/
1620530935000

AY MUFFIN BROZ ASSISTANT! HEWO

Taylor10101
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Hello!

The Assistant
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Nonsense.

ZaRa_GuRl666
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The pies taste like pennies...

The Muffin Man
1620523703000

Well aren't you just the sweetest!! I also enjoy your company very much!

Universal.Cosmo
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Sorry, this is a little late but thanks for the add back! :))))

b4t3vi
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The Muffin Man
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Strawberries it is my friend! 🍓🍓🍓 :D

33000emails
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It's truly no worries, I hope you're havin a superb day as well!

The Muffin Man
1620502691000

I'm doing absolutely amazing as always! I hope you're feeling the same! I was just about to head out to the market! Did you need anything?!

aevuh
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Happy to be here <3

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33000emails
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Wow, this bakery is very nice and eye pleasing! I adore the colors scheme and music choice :]!!
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The Muffin Man
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Yes definitely! We wouldn't want he- whatever it is, disturbing the customers!!

The Muffin Man
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Wiser words have never been spoken!!! Luckily there's been an influx of customers, so I do believe we'll be all stocked up in no time!

The Muffin Man
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My good friend!! Did you see the wonderful art kaiKoiKey made! It's simply amazing! I haven't been this happy since my last hunt!! For ingredients that is!

The Librarian
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Yes of course! You can come down to our library and borrow some if you like.^^

The Assistant
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Whatever could I be hiding? :)

hoolihoes
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lawrence, i feel like you might be hiding something from your customers....

The Assistant
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(ooc i need to stop just leaving myspace open it looks weird on my part)

leech
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yknow, i might of been reading that wrong! sorry for the bother, good sir :).

The Muffin Man
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Tulips would be just fine!! But be sure not to plant too many!! Wouldn't want bees flying around the visitors, the bees may get hurt!

The Assistant
1620434693000

W h a t D o Y o u M e a n ? : )

leech
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hm, yknow, the one thats under amazing treats.

The Assistant
1620434359000

What flesh? :)

leech
1620434290000

how much is the flesh

The Assistant
1620433626000

Yes you may, it'll be $15, $2 an extra layer.

ZaRa_GuRl666
1620433440000

Hey Lawrence may i buy a cake pweaseeeeeeeeee

gentle
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woah, so cool :)

The Muffin Man
1620429860000

Lovely weather indeed my friend!! It's good to see your page is up and running!! It's quite amazing!!

Z0mbieDad
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hello L̴̨̯̲̏̑̔̽̑͘a̵̧̯̯̓̌͐̎w̶̢̱̫̯̏ṙ̷̨̛͖̞̿̈́̆̀͋̎͗ẽ̷̳̳̕n̵̨͖͓̗̖͕̘͕̘̱̾͂c̷̺͎͆́̈́͌͠e̸̠͍̹̟̰̙̻̾̎!! so nice to meet you, i absolutely love this bakery :].

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