British are NOT real
Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea. There is a consensus on british people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these british people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy. What language do they speak?

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Seven days a week
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Swipe your nose like a credit card
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I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
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Right in this little garage
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Out in public, make a scene
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I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I'll run down on him 'fore I

> i hope im doing this right. anyways, im the swaggiest person on myspace. this is my confession

> nobody knows that im actually an alien