no ew nevermind

so guys, we did it. a quarter of a hundred fwiends.

wait do i do a cool fwiend milestone thing like the youtubers

omg 25 fwiends thats more than all my other social media combined

mamma mia! thats a spicy meat-a-ball-a! 🍝

how can you be italian when your profile says youre pakistani? you may ask, with wide eyes.

its ok i didn't acc say the word bro im not racist im n o t im l i t e r a l l y italian

you cant. its a slur you fucking-

wanna know what slur i just learned?

this is the third time i've hit rock bottom this week and its literally monday, god forgive me if im not funny.

y'all know any good meth/heroin links in the greater hyderabad area? am looking for a quick fix if yk what i mean if yk what i m e a n

omg thanks broski

omg stan dr npc for clear skin, good grades, and a bathtub of milk 😫

im banking on the fact that no one will read this. please tell me you are all bots. please.

my mom laughed at me when i told her i spent $140 on a free gacha game. i dont think she knows that encouraged me to spend more

im supposed to be working rn but no acc im spamming tonight

shouting into the void omg its just like twitter just not a depressing hopeless cesspool of human filth

y'all wanna hear my poetry? ngl i think i'm pretty good

heehee i can leave comments here too?

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