"former pakistani fighter jet"
101 years old
If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.⠀⠀⠀
the inevitable and merciful release of death.
no ew nevermind
so guys, we did it. a quarter of a hundred fwiends.
wait do i do a cool fwiend milestone thing like the youtubers
omg 25 fwiends thats more than all my other social media combined
mamma mia! thats a spicy meat-a-ball-a! 🍝
how can you be italian when your profile says youre pakistani? you may ask, with wide eyes.
its ok i didn't acc say the word bro im not racist im n o t im l i t e r a l l y italian
you cant. its a slur you fucking-
wanna know what slur i just learned?
this is the third time i've hit rock bottom this week and its literally monday, god forgive me if im not funny.
y'all know any good meth/heroin links in the greater hyderabad area? am looking for a quick fix if yk what i mean if yk what i m e a n
omg thanks broski
omg stan dr npc for clear skin, good grades, and a bathtub of milk 😫
im banking on the fact that no one will read this. please tell me you are all bots. please.
my mom laughed at me when i told her i spent $140 on a free gacha game. i dont think she knows that encouraged me to spend more
im supposed to be working rn but no acc im spamming tonight
shouting into the void omg its just like twitter just not a depressing hopeless cesspool of human filth
y'all wanna hear my poetry? ngl i think i'm pretty good
heehee i can leave comments here too?
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Thanks for the add!
Thanks 4 the add!