I may or may not be human. Federal law states that I am not allowed to specify. My home was once a government base associated with a certain number between 50 and 52. Raids during the Lord's year 2019 caused me to be forcefully ejected from my once lovely prison home. If you find this account, please do not let Barrack Obama know that you have found me.

I do not exist on this mortal plane, please do not speak to me.