"im drowning rn"
21 years old
I'm Mike! You can call me Mikey, though!
I'm hoping we could all be friends!
my biggest flex is that I can swallow 7 dozen eggs!
I am interested in tightrope walking...
im watching this rn
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This might be a bit personal, but I want to meet the person who burnt my circus down, just so I can ruin their life like how they ruined mine!
Other than that, I wanna meet my friends from the manor, especially Luca and Norton <3
Oh... I'm sorry.
Y-Your mom's loud during sex...!!!
Wrong 'Your...', Mike
/ mike respond challenge /j
aeaeae swaggy page!!!
// OH they wsaid smthign about gibberish being prnounced in a certian wya oculd be a moan and i made a joke abt it
ill be back in an hour, thanks for the idea ;)
I don't understand what's funny?
(OOC: BITCH I SA W UR FUCKING COMMENT ON VICS ACC FYM FOR ONCE IM THE FUNNIEST BITCH ALIVE/j)
Is it not a good thing to pray to our Lord?
? What happened, Morton?
say your prayers morton
N-No!!!!!!! He hasn't talked to me in a while actually, maybe it's just because I was offline for a bit though..
Help?? I guess..
That sounds so gross...
Victor? W-Wants to do it..?
No I wouldn't..even with him
TANKS FOR ADDING ME BACKK <333
L-LAID!? No... I wouldn't do anything that sinful...
// whatr why are oyu fren h
// mike come online challenge i miss tyou
// AAAA OOPS I DIDNT KNOW THAT :(
/// AJSHBDJK I WAS GONNA WAIT FOR TMR BC ITS THE ACTUAL DAY FOR THEM BUT OKAY
// YEA im doing my hw rn bc im not at school today then i'll draw something for victors birf
// HHBASJ wishing my s/o had myspace </3
// WAIT THAT MAKES ME SAD TOO NOOOOOO.... victor our beloved come back i havent talked to u in like 2 dayz i MISS THEM WAAAAAAAa
// I HOPE WE DONT GET REPLACED AAAAAAAAAAA :((
Why am I on a Leash ...
I CANT FUCKING SEE WHAT IM TYOING HELP
// OH I SEE... know im sad wtf MIKE
Mike, Is everything okay?
// WTF THIS IS KINDA COOL BUT R THINGS OKAY OR IS THIS JUST A GROOVY LITTLE THING
//im using ur brackets their easier mike
[OOC: go ahead mikey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
// U is for you and m3mwdwwafvbfgd
// the whole soundtrack is so fuckinf good i csnt stop listening to it
// i READ THAT RIGHT AS THE SONG STARTED HELP
A whole list..?!
It won't load? I can't see it..
O-okay, I'll ask..
What if he really doesn't want me to know? Wouldn't that be invading his privacy..?
// KAJDNJHBS HELP,, that was kinda smooth tbh
It's...not. And I want to marry him too! So maybe it IS okay..
// OH AKDJSHBJF HOMO
// wtf is that
Well, you aren't exactly dead yet-
There most certainly IS God. In my eyes, at least.
// whats it missing?
// ur bf throwin out some funky moves
I don't think there's anything wrong with being a virgin, it just means you've stayed pure and clean - you haven't given in to the sinful temptation
// NORTON MMD?????Q
//HELP WHY DID TAT MAKE ME LAUGH
//GWGGGG off topuc kinda im v awkard w topping bc uuhsdfsibv ii see andrew as submissive and andrew. is literallt me so im super awkward w this sorry (@&$)%&#)#!)@#($&%
// To the finish line,
Dominant..? I- I don't think I could handle that..
Huh? So the submissive one?
Are you insulting Victor and calling him a...behind..like...an..a-ass?
I still don't understand...How is it affectionate? Isn't it weird to see your father in a romantic / sexual way?
Mike, how is calling someone their father sexual?
andrew isnt my father though
mia i s dead
once again please stop its becoming a serious issue mike
please stop drowning
Because I am not horny and I do not wish to be, it's sinful and gross..
I AM NOT.
NO I’m not horny :(
We went on a date in my head. Now silence Homo
mike what the fuck did you say im not ready for sex im not prepared oh god what the fuck mike
Calm down, Mike... you’re kind of scary. You seem overly sensitive about being gay, are you just in the closet or are you in denial?
Also I would like to add that I will not be fucking myself as I’m going to visit Victor soon and he will be more than happy to do it.
mike morton :)
cute page!! love the page song, and i have noted that you can swallow 7 dozen eggs. question: do you crack them and drink them?? or say fuck it and eat it with the shell
Inside Norton :)
noted, thanks for the fyi
I just don't like Homestuck therefore, I despise troll tyler
mike morton :)
im on a sugar crash i aint got no fucking cash
Well would you look at that, you have encountered Troll Tyler... I don’t like troll Tyler... he can be suspicious at times
thank u you are swagadelic also
H O M O
mike morton :)
why does the song say audio its clearly sugar crash
mike morton :)
im a cutie...with a booty >:)
Good evening, Homo
Swallowing 7 dozen eggs is very impressive. Funambulism is also very hard, however many have died doing it. Be careful.
*[OOC:According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s