I'm funny because

If you can make her laugh and giggle
then you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle

im sorry to tell you but like santa isnt real guys :(

If im being honest i really dont care who i meet i am literally using myspace
But aside from that there are some people i would kill to meet:
Joe Nuts
Ben Dover
Howard
CD
Mike oxlong
Mike hawk
Mike hunt
Daft cunt
Schtewpid