I have no friends IRL and I need to find some. But that means that I would have to be a worthwhile friend to them. How the hell do I become appealing friend material? What even makes a good friend? I'm just tired of being lonely and don't know what to do.

Whoop de freaking doo, my life is fucking fine! Why do I hate it? I keep screwing everything up!! I think I need to trade places with a good person in a bad situation so that they make something with my life and I can crash and burn where no one would blame me for failing.

Fuck