homicidal fairy for sale

im very sick and tired of that damn fairy. swag chan went off to kill that wizard or something, and epic chan went with her too. but why the HELL didn't she bring the peepee??? like i get she's just a baby but she has a GLOCK for christ sake she could kill that wizard in a instant. but instead she left her with me and now i have to babysit her while she shoots at random objects in the house and pisses on my food. if swag chan doesn't come back i'm putting this damn fairy on Craigslist jesus christ