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livestream

please attend this musical livestream today that will be occurring at 1:30 pm pst....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRYSke0PCZc

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989 fans..

i will not go to sleep until i hit 1k i cannot let lindsey get there before me

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google classroom

join my google classroom my pretties... code: 4nfl2je

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about lindsey jordan

im so depressed. i hate my life. lindsey jordan has far more fans than me here on myspace. she has surpassed me. i am no longer the queen of the lesbians. im going to poison myself

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ellenfest lineup (regularly updated)

ellen degeneres
muammar gaddafi
george w bush
hillary cliton
the beatles
nirvana
britney spears
nicki minaj
my chemical romance
100 gecs
blur
elliott smith
thom yorke
snail mail
boygenius
sleater-kinney
jesus christ

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ellenfest announcement

hi everyone to celebrate the end of my talkshow i am planning a huge blowout event where spectacular music artists will perform.. all of the money from sales will go directly to me. take this as supporting a queer woman. so far blur has agreed to reunite and perform. snail mail will also perform, as well as thom yorke, britney spears, 100 gecs, Muammar Gaddafi, and my chemical romance. i have asked a few more artists and responses are pending. i'll keep you all updated fans.

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addressing criminal accusations

no, i do not have homicidal tendencies. no, i have never acted on them. i have never before taken the life of another human being by means of strangulation and/or stabbing. i do not have plans on killing everyone in my orbit and then myself. im a perfectly happy and mentally healthy human being. if you say otherwise fuck you fuck you i fucking hat eyou

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hello everyone

i am here in hopes of finding a safe space from the woke mob that has destroyed my career by cancelling me. my life is a disaster i'm in constant agony. the distress of being rich and famous is crippling. i'm done with this life. and if i go, everyone is going with me.

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