Clothes

if you wear these clothes i'm sorry but i'll laugh at u
leggings with unicorns
those trendy tik tok pants that make your butt look bigger.(i'm sorry but you're just asking for attention now.)
wearing a sweater to make urself look smaller aka smol beans. (pick me, pick me, pick me)

if you wear these clothes i'll drool over u
platforms!!!
your own style and not copying some people!!!!

if you wear this you are married to me now
a grey and white fur with pearly white teeth