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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

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Mexicanojajaaa
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What did i just read?

chadtopher6969
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you should be ashamed

Jaden Desmond
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"field egg group"
"comprised of mammals"

mobid_cherub
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how long did this take you to figure out??

Nah Dude
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this is real science

broski the 50th
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i take psychic damage every time this is posted, why did somebody type this

randomtrash
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it cost you $0 to not post that

gothicchic
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Good. You should. But now I want to die

Jaden Desmond
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if this isn't a copypasta then I am deeply disturbed you put so much effort into deducing this, and furthermore that you had enough confidence to post it

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