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yo

havent blogged in a minute so wassup everyone

my mouth hurts so bad rn, i went to the dentist yesterday for my stupid ass braces and that shit hurts like a motherfucker man
i can barely eat oh my gog

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CSS credit

fuck i forgot to do this

i took parts from a css i cant fucking find anymore
and from
https://sophiezhng.github.io/my-space-windows-93-themes/

and obviously this whole blog is based off sweet bro and hella jeff

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wtf

was looking at the random tab thing
saw this page that was like

"uwu im emo and h/mophobic and r/cist"

what
dont be that person
not cool

really not cool
really cant understand that concept
it justs not processed that people can actually be h/mophobic/r/cist

how hard is it to respect people
u gotta really reflect
and not neglect people because of who they are
i mean honestly
the disrespect is super uncool

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the baby is you

BUM BUM BUM

i was sittin around, in the middle of the night
all bored with nothing to do

i called up my friend, he put some stuff in my end
taught him a hundred different ways to screw

i conksunked his boots, touched his imigrants
the chips had just started to fall

now after that night, i was given a fright
a babytummy shaped like a ball

DAMN JOHN!!!

im havin a baby and the baby is you
id birth my best friend its true

im havin a baby and the baby is you
koalababies up the avenue

im a havin a baby and the baby is you
my ovaries are out the wazoo

im having a a baby and the baby is you
ur gonna come out my hoohoo

john: BUT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
dave: i dont know... such is the magic of skaia
he entered all of my seven gates
he touched john
he prototyped my medium
and now my kernelsprite is rich with data
and... nwo.... your the baby

john: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

duet:

YOUR HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU/ME
BIRTH MY BEST FRIEND ITS TRUE

HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU
KOALABABIES UP THE AVENUE

HAVIN A ABABY AND THE BABY IS YOU
OVARIES ARE OUT THE WAZOO

HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY WEARS SHOES
BABIES FLYIN OUT THE HOO HOO

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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for people who comment

thanks
no fr you guys are pretty cool
i really wish there was button where u could fuckin uhh reply to certain ones
thank you for commenting on my page/blog posts
and anyone who comments is immediately my best friend sorry i dont make the rules i just follow em
also if u have a floaty profile where it moves alot or has bright colors and i accidently have u blocked its not on purpose
i just cannot for the life of me click the add to friends button '

this is an ironic thank you dont think to much about it

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apple juice

alright this isnt even me being a dave kinnie but holy fuck u guys
apple juice is so goddamn good and if you say orange juice is then better i just what in the fuck how
like that shit is so fucking good ud think it was God's piss in a fucking bottle
whoever made apple juice is officially the 2nd coolest person (after me)
whenever my mom buys apple juice i down that shit in zero point two seconds
honestly that shit is godly

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other socials and cool stuff

so basically if u wanna talk to me anywhere else other than myspace
discord: blitz-o#1236

instagram: c0med1an (editing) / itsabeautifuldayoutside (personal)

just lemme know you're from myspace
genshin impact IUD: 618672415 again just let me know ur from myspace

pintrest: birdsaresinging

pesterchum: h0pelesslycapricious

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